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FallenAngel
07-14-2010, 09:06 PM
This is a game I used to play a lot in another forum. Was really fun.

If this is against the rules I apologize.

Corrupt a wish
In this game, you put a wish and the next person corrupts it, then puts in a wish for the next person to corrupt

Example

person 1- I wish it was summer
person 2- granted, but you're re-located to alaska
I wish I could have something to eat
person 3- Granted, but it's 3 years past experation
I wish....

and so on


Enjoy!

shyne
07-14-2010, 09:08 PM
I wish I could text faster

FallenAngel
07-14-2010, 09:09 PM
I wish I could text faster
Granted, but then your phone falls in the water.

I wish I could learn faster.

spamwarrior
07-14-2010, 09:46 PM
Granted, but you learn so many stupid things now.

I wish I could play piano better.

FallenAngel
07-14-2010, 09:52 PM
Granted, but you learn so many stupid things now.

I wish I could play piano better.


Granted, but then you lose your fingers in an accident.

I wish she would call me :(

shyne
07-14-2010, 10:04 PM
Granted, but then you lose your fingers in an accident.

I wish she would call me :(

Granted, but even her voice sounds fat.

I wish she would not call me

FallenAngel
07-14-2010, 10:11 PM
Granted, but even her voice sounds fat.

I wish she would not call me


Granted, but then she would visit you.

I wish I had a million dollars

spamwarrior
07-14-2010, 10:15 PM
Granted, but your house burns down and your car is completely demolished and you have to buy new ones.

I wish I had a house of my own.

Eskimo1990
07-14-2010, 10:47 PM
Granted, but your house burns down and your car is completely demolished and you have to buy new ones.

I wish I had a house of my own.

Granted, but the plumbing breaks causing over 10,000 dollars in water damage.

I wish my writers block would go away

spamwarrior
07-14-2010, 10:48 PM
It does, but you are only compelled to write silly Twilight fanfic.

I wish my legs weren't so painful right now.

Eskimo1990
07-14-2010, 10:50 PM
It does, but you are only compelled to write silly Twilight fanfic.

I wish my legs weren't so painful right now.

Lmao, if I could remember how to resize a photo I would change my avatar....

Granted but now you're arms hurt.

I wish my father approved of my boyfriend

spamwarrior
07-14-2010, 10:53 PM
He does. Problem is that you're dating someone else.

I wish that wordpress hadn't just logged me out when I was in the middle of updating someone's website.

thewakingself
07-14-2010, 11:23 PM
Granted. You'll never log out again, and now Wordpress keeps redirecting to 4chan.

I really wish it was time to go home.

Eskimo1990
07-14-2010, 11:32 PM
Granted, but now you have to go to bank...and there is a very long line.

I wish I was rich

thewakingself
07-15-2010, 12:56 AM
Granted. Too bad people are knocking on your door 24/7 looking for handouts now.

I wish my manager would give me something to do that didn't involve Excel and pivot tables.

Freelancer
07-15-2010, 01:03 AM
I wish my manager would give me something to do that didn't involve Excel and pivot tables.
Granted, but now you have to take out the office trash day by day. :)

I wish a full request for my novel.

thewakingself
07-15-2010, 01:08 AM
Granted, but the full gets a form rejection. ;)

I wish I could stop editing the third draft of my MS.

Eskimo1990
07-15-2010, 01:34 AM
Granted but now you have to edit your fourth draft of your MS

I wish I weighed less

Devil Ledbetter
07-15-2010, 02:47 AM
Granted but now you have to edit your fourth draft of your MS

I wish I weighed lessGranted, but your boyfriend dumps you for the Rubenesque girl you gave all of your old "fat" jeans to.

Cassiopeia
07-15-2010, 02:59 AM
Granted, but your boyfriend dumps you for the Rubenesque girl you gave all of your old "fat" jeans to.Hey, if it meant I'd be skinny, I'd go for it. :D

Where's your wish, DL?

Devil Ledbetter
07-15-2010, 03:42 AM
Hey, if it meant I'd be skinny, I'd go for it. :D

Where's your wish, DL?Oops! I wish my broken foot was healed.

Cassiopeia
07-15-2010, 03:55 AM
Oops! I wish my broken foot was healed.Granted, but your nail polish got chipped in the process.

I wish my back was better.

Eskimo1990
07-15-2010, 05:15 AM
Granted, but your nail polish got chipped in the process.

I wish my back was better.

Granted but now you're arm hurts

spamwarrior
07-15-2010, 05:28 AM
I wish I had a wish.

Cassiopeia
07-15-2010, 05:30 AM
I wish I had a wish.Granted but now, you have to grant one.

I wish I'd stop being so lazy.

spamwarrior
07-15-2010, 05:32 AM
Granted. Now you have to do laundry and clean spiderwebs all the time.

I wish these men would leave so I could take a shower.

benbradley
07-15-2010, 05:49 AM
Granted, but the pilot has gone out in the water heater.

I wish I had 40,000 posts.

Eskimo1990
07-15-2010, 05:52 AM
Granted but they're all one word posts and now you've been banned :\

I wish I wasn't so bored

BenPanced
07-15-2010, 09:46 AM
Granted, but now your family won't leave you alone now that you're trying to write.

I wish I could visit England again.

Cassiopeia
07-15-2010, 10:35 AM
Granted but you have to give up Baboonistan.

I wish I could have a job.

poetinahat
07-15-2010, 11:03 AM
There's already a thread like this (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29438)...

FallenAngel
07-15-2010, 01:35 PM
There's already a thread like this (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29438)...

My apologies can you lock and delete the one i made ?

I'm really sorry about this...

Edit: actually the other one is granted. This one corrupts it. Not sure if it has the same effect though.

shyne
07-15-2010, 03:00 PM
Granted, but the other thread corrupts you with it's mushy goodness.

I wish I had more juice to make a smoothie

spamwarrior
07-15-2010, 03:37 PM
Granted. Except it's earwax juice.

I wish I could eat breakfast.

shyne
07-15-2010, 03:49 PM
Granted. Except it's earwax juice.

I wish I could eat breakfast.

Granted, but thanks to the bad mexican omlet, you end up pooping what feels like a hot pot of coffee.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

spamwarrior
07-15-2010, 04:06 PM
You're not, but you're hyper.

I wish blogger would stop acting up.