Fortunately/Unfortunately

ANNIE · Sep 8, 2005

unfortunately Charlie fell off his stilletos and broke a leg.

awatkins · Sep 8, 2005

Fortunately, Snoopy was able to fashion a splint for Charlie's leg from the stilleto and a piece of duct tape.

aruna · Sep 8, 2005

Unfortunately, CB wrote an autobiographical novel about the whole traumatic experience but it was published by PublishAmerica

alleycat · Sep 8, 2005

aruna said:
Unfortunately, CB wrote an autobiographical novel about the whole traumatic experience but it was published by PublishAmerica

You just destroyed my whole train of thought (not that I had much to begin with.)

Jaycinth · Sep 8, 2005

Fortunately (ug) PublishAmerica put the manuscript in Snoopy's food bowl and Snoopy made it into a chipolte fondue.

Gehanna · Sep 8, 2005

Unfortunately Pig Pen came by and made a mess of it all.

tiny · Sep 8, 2005

Fortunately, the train that had been derailed, well it was bounced back onto the tracks by mounds of coagulated PA lies and picked up the whole gang, saving them from the waist high mess.

alleycat · Sep 8, 2005

Unfortunately, the train was run by Amtrak, which means no one is going anyplace soon.

tiny · Sep 8, 2005

Fortunately, the conductor had a zeppelin so the whole group piled in and headed toward New York to see the lights.

ANNIE · Sep 8, 2005

unfortunatley, the zepplin sprung a leak sending them all off course, forcing them to crash land in the middle of the Appalachian Mts.

tiny · Sep 8, 2005

Fortunately, the smell of chocolate drove them north through those misty beauties and they were all in better shape by the time they got to Hershey.

alleycat · Sep 8, 2005

Unfortunately, the chocolate factory had been closed and the production moved to India.

Jaycinth · Sep 8, 2005

Fortunately Willlie Wonka hired the vampire Lestat to set things right.

WVWriterGirl · Sep 8, 2005

Unfortunately, Lestat can only come out at night, so the world's first "Open All Night, Closed All Day Chocolate Emporium" failed miserably, and leaving both Willie and Lestat mere shells (chocolate shells, that is) of their former selves.

ANNIE · Sep 9, 2005

fortunately, Willie developed a choclate-based super sun screen that allowed Lestat to be out during the day.

alleycat · Sep 9, 2005

Unfortunately, it melted in the sun and Lestat was arrested for indecent exposure and had to share a jail cell with a school teacher.

WVWriterGirl · Sep 9, 2005

Fortunately, the school teacher helped Lestat earn his GED in just three short months, giving him all the advantages of a high school education.

robeiae · Sep 9, 2005

Unfortunately, Lestat's fangs gave him a lisp every time he said "you want fries with that?"

Rob

alleycat · Sep 9, 2005

Fortunately, since he failed at everything else, they decided he was management material and moved him to corporate headquarters in Cleveland.

robeiae · Sep 9, 2005

Unfortunately, He made the decision to bring back the McRib, with a new special sauce of his own devising.

Rob

alleycat · Sep 9, 2005

Fortunately, all the customers liked it when they found out it was low carb!!

Jaycinth · Sep 9, 2005

Unfortunately the place was closed down when they discoverd it was loaded with tetra-hydro-cannibinols and salt.

Arc_Honest · Sep 9, 2005

unfortunatly every one was wearing gloves ,so MJ couldn't here the applause, and was sad

alleycat · Sep 9, 2005

Uh...okay!

Fortunately, with Michael's face, no one could tell.

tiny · Sep 9, 2005

Unfortunately, Michael, along with his face, disliked the McRib and stomped out of Cleveland in a huge hissy fit declaring he would never be back.

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Inked Mom

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Touch and go

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Your Cuddly Sociopathic

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