This has nothing to do with the stimulus bill, but the title was just too compelling. Get over it.
Anyway, in Charlotte, NC, a six-month joint (snark) investigation by the Alcoholic Beverage Commission and the police has climaxed (snark) in the arrest of six women, and warrants for another ten. For indecent exposure.
Apparently they took off their panties. In a strip club. (snark)
No charges were filed against any of the clubs or club owners. No evidence was found that they encouraged the women in any way.
Total possible fines, if all sixteen are found guilty and pay the stiff (snark) maximum fine of five hundred dollars each? Eight thousand dollars.
Cost of a six-month investigation, clerical costs, police to go round up the perpetrators, booking fees, court costs, and time spent by the police, the judges, the prosecutor and staff that could have been used on real crimes?
Priceless.
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Srsly. They have nothing better to do with their time? The court systems are so underworked that this is the best use of resources? Tax coffers are so flush that they needed something to blow (snark) money on?
Anyway, in Charlotte, NC, a six-month joint (snark) investigation by the Alcoholic Beverage Commission and the police has climaxed (snark) in the arrest of six women, and warrants for another ten. For indecent exposure.
Apparently they took off their panties. In a strip club. (snark)
No charges were filed against any of the clubs or club owners. No evidence was found that they encouraged the women in any way.
Total possible fines, if all sixteen are found guilty and pay the stiff (snark) maximum fine of five hundred dollars each? Eight thousand dollars.
Cost of a six-month investigation, clerical costs, police to go round up the perpetrators, booking fees, court costs, and time spent by the police, the judges, the prosecutor and staff that could have been used on real crimes?
Priceless.
This thread brought to you by MasterCard. Don't go to strip clubs without it.
Srsly. They have nothing better to do with their time? The court systems are so underworked that this is the best use of resources? Tax coffers are so flush that they needed something to blow (snark) money on?
