Buster promised me...

Pls don't kill me, but it's nice to see you back, peaches.

congrats on the post count I will offer mario cupcakes:




And justify my existence until tomorrow at least - it's my birthday. Killing me on the day of my birth would have agreeable symmetry, but wouldn't be a very nice thing to do

scarletpeaches said:

...when I hit 30k posts, I get diplomatic immunity for killing one of you guys in cold blood.

So...justify your existence. Or nominate someone. I don't care.

Or just bring me cake, mugs of tea and James Purefoy.

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Does Purefoy like cake and tea?

Eat up, Peaches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBC5XbPJF6Y


Personally I like him better with a weeks growth of beard and a puritan hat, but I'm weird that way.

scarletpeaches said:

So...justify your existence.

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I provide you with copious amounts of photos of Purefoy, the Letos, Colin Farrell, and various other hawt menz. That, and I provide you with filth of the written variety. If I don't exist, neither does the filth I write.

scarletpeaches said:

You may live, mortal, for as long as you please me with Purefoy.

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James will drink to that.

scarletpeaches said:

Don't you have a book to write?

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Fine. I won't post any more Purefoy prawn.

*goes back to writing*

scarletpeaches said:

Don't you have a book to write?

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Um, haven't you?

btw, here's a little something.

*steals SP's cake"

You were gone?

And what's the deal with all the pics of funny looking dudes?

There is no Cavill in this thread. I have lost interest.

http://www.joshzuckerman.com/

Failing that, I offer thee...WAFFLES!

huh. and here I would have thought that your word count would be reward enough.

SP, he's cute, but I miss the avatar of you looking cool, blond and sexy. I like your face.

Oh peaches - where have you been? You missed the orgy!!

Did I miss a killing?

Silent Rob said:

Did I miss a killing?

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Nope. You're just in time...

Justify my existence? I make you look sane?

Plus I made this especially for you, and I helpfully pointed out where the nipple was: