I’m way too smart and/or cowardly to say…

"Yes, I know your eyes are up there"

"You can't stop texting for a 50 minute class? That's not cool. That's desperate and clingy. But if you have to do it, why can't you at least put your phone on silent?"

"I really wish you'd just fuck off and die. You're even more of an attention whore than I am and that's saying something. So either grow a pair and come speak to me, or die in a fucking ditch. Slowly. After being run over by a bus."

The above applies to a number of people, both on AW and in real life.

I would love the opportunity to say that to a few people - sadly, I am limited to the fleshpeoples in the same city. Strangely, I seem to have driven most of them away...

Can't think why...

"I can hear you, you know. Actually, I know you want to be heard, so get over yourself all ready" - to passive-aggressive-grunting co-worker.

scarletpeaches said:

"I really wish you'd just fuck off and die. You're even more of an attention whore than I am and that's saying something. So either grow a pair and come speak to me, or die in a fucking ditch. Slowly. After being run over by a bus."

The above applies to a number of people, both on AW and in real life.

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I declare this post illegitimate , because I know I've seen SP post this before. Or maybe it was in a PM, or an e-mail. But my point is, she is NOT too smart and/or cowardly to say this, so it doesn't count.


*puts on 1,000,000,000 SPF and waits for nuke*

I haven't said it to everyone I'd like to; so does that make it count?

scarletpeaches said:

I haven't said it to everyone I'd like to; so does that make it count?

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I'm sure it counts for something...somewhere...to somebody.

Quitcher bitchin' or I won't send you any more Cavillporn.

Consider it zipped.

I wonder whether that falls under cowardly or smart.

scarletpeaches said:

"I really wish you'd just fuck off and die. You're even more of an attention whore than I am and that's saying something. So either grow a pair and come speak to me, or die in a fucking ditch. Slowly. After being run over by a bus."

The above applies to a number of people, both on AW and in real life.

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Why don't you say it? To the AW people, I mean. Using less colourful language. Most people on here are mature enough to handle not being liked by one random member.

Yeah. It's the immature ones that would apply to, though.

Neurotic said:

I wonder whether that falls under cowardly or smart.

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Oh, it's smart. I've seen goods and the goods are good.

I'm too smart to say (this is the summed up version) "Life. You're doing it wrong," to a certain someone I know.

I can't wait until I can.

Did you see that .gif I posted in your thread the other day? The one of Henry laughing?

scarletpeaches said:

Did you see that .gif I posted in your thread the other day? The one of Henry laughing?

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I did, and that is why I would heart you if you didn't hate it so much.

"Note this down: you're unlovable."



OK, it's a song quote, but, damn, I'd like to say it for real.

Hearting me makes Henry laugh.

scarletpeaches said:

Hearting me makes Henry laugh.

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Is there an emoticon for drooling? Yes, laugh Henry. Laugh.

"Someone need's to redefine constructive criticism for you."
"work starts, at 9. not sure you if maybe you just didn't know..."
"I love your face."
"your personality completely scares me."
"I don't actually like you. not even a little."
"it makes me sad when you're shocked to find i can do good work. either because you didn't think could or because you can't."
"I'm not listening."
"sometimes this feels like the consequence of some undefined failure."
"I'd rather be with you most of the time. or doing things for you. I'm kind of you're number one fan."
"your 'big ideas' make me think you spend little time thinking."
"that's a shitty gift. thanks."
"no one else knows about the mid-west! why should i have to? this is a completely unrealistic expectation."
"i don't care. i don't care. i don't care."

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Wow, that was relaxing!

"Shut the He** up! I can't hear the discussion over your off-tune singing and the music you have blaring in your ears. If I have to repeat myself, I'm going to hurt you."

"Your opinion means less than sh**. Seriously, shut up. Accept the fact that you matter to everyone as much as lint." - course, I'd only use this one as a reply to someone forcing their opinion of me on me.