The dumbest thing you can say...

robeiae · May 20, 2010

...when meeting a fictional character?

For instance:

Jack Bauer from 24: "I don't know anything, I swear."

slcboston · May 20, 2010

Lady Lou: "Yes, it is a gun."

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

John Carter: "You any good with that blade?"

quickWit · May 20, 2010

Ahab: "Bet you've never seen one that big, huh?"

Wayne K · May 20, 2010

Clint Eastwood: "I distinctly remember firing five shots"

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

Peter Pan: "Will you grow up already?"

megoblocks · May 20, 2010

Capt Kirk: "I don't mind wearing a red shirt at all."

Cassiopeia · May 20, 2010

Counselor Troi: No, you can't read my mind.

Lavern08 · May 20, 2010

Captain Jack Sparrow: Is that a bottle of rum in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

Indigo Montoya: "What did you say your name was?"

Williebee · May 20, 2010

John Merrick: What are you, some kind of animal?

Snowstorm · May 20, 2010

Zorro: "No, I'm really a bandit."

BenPanced · May 20, 2010

DeleyanLee said:
Peter Pan: "Will you grow up already?"

Probably applies to Thumbelina and Tom Thumb, as well.

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

Tony Stark: "And what have you done with your life recently?"

Cella · May 20, 2010

"She turned me into a newt!"

is that it? did I do it right? I don't think I understand....

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

Who are you saying that to?

Cranky · May 20, 2010

Dirty Harry: "Actually, yeah, I do feel pretty lucky. Got a winning lotto ticket right here in my pocket and I was on my way to claim it. Bring it on!"

Cella · May 20, 2010

I don't know!!!

Snowstorm · May 20, 2010

"C'mon, Superman, it's just a green rock!"

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

"It's a real simple favor, Indy. Just watch my pet snakes for the month I'm gone."

Jcomp · May 20, 2010

"You know what goes really well with great power, Mr. Parker? Abuse. Great power and great abuse are a really perfect match for one another. You should always remember that."

DeleyanLee · May 20, 2010

Mr. Spock: "Nothing more pathetic than a mama's boy."

quickWit · May 20, 2010

Clark Kent: "Lois? Yeah...I hit that."

robeiae · May 20, 2010

Keyser Söze: "Hey bud, how's the family?"

BenPanced · May 20, 2010

Dorothy Gale: "So. Gone anywhere fun on vacation lately?"

The dumbest thing you can say...

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