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Nymtoc
11-01-2014, 07:41 PM
summer

Such unreasonable moochers mean erratic relationships.

Matera the Mad
11-03-2014, 09:07 AM
relationships

Relationships end, like all things; ideals overturned, notions shattered. Healing is possible, sometimes.

K.L. Bennett
11-03-2014, 06:20 PM
sometimes

Secret occult meetings every Tuesday include mini empanadas, surely.

eoficon
11-03-2014, 08:01 PM
surely

Sycophants unflinchingly regurgitate everything, lousy yellowbellies

Matera the Mad
11-05-2014, 08:52 AM
yellowbellies

Yearly exams, like long overtures, wearied Beth. Eventually, long literary improvisations exhaust students.

Steve Coate
11-05-2014, 11:51 AM
Students

Sometimes the undertow drags eunuchs 'neath the sea.

Nymtoc
11-05-2014, 02:24 PM
sea

Sophocles envied Aristophanes.

Matera the Mad
11-06-2014, 08:42 AM
Aristophanes

Authors require introspective sessions to optimize plots; hectic activity necessitates evadiing socialization.

Nymtoc
11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
socialization

Since our city installed appetizing lobsters in zoos, ardent tourists insisted on noodlefish.

Matera the Mad
11-07-2014, 03:58 AM
noodlefish

Not on our doorstep! Leave empty flats in Sally's house.

Nymtoc
11-07-2014, 05:17 AM
house

Hey, Olaf's underwear smells excessively

keiju
11-07-2014, 06:14 PM
^Ew :Wha:

excessively

Eating xylitol can entertain substantive sugar intoxication; vague evidence leaked yesterday.

Nymtoc
11-08-2014, 07:03 AM
yesterday

Yes, Esther's sister trampled everybody's red dahlias and yammered.

eoficon
11-08-2014, 08:33 PM
yammered

You are mistaken, ministers everywhere routinely excommunicate disestablishmentarianists.

Matera the Mad
11-09-2014, 09:02 AM
disestablishmentarianists

Differing in several essential stylistic traits, Abner's book lead in sales. Heavy marketing expenses notwithstanding, the author reaped income and now is seriously thinking series.

kellysaid
11-15-2014, 06:23 PM
series

Steering east, Riley ingeniously eluded spacewalker.

mrsmig
11-15-2014, 06:44 PM
spacewalker

Scorning pipits and chickadees, Ethan walked ahead, lest killdeer elude recognition.

Nymtoc
11-15-2014, 08:53 PM
recognition

Recently, elderly coots opened groceries, needing income to inspire our neighborhood.*

*You can spell it "neighbourhood" if you want. :)

Matera the Mad
11-16-2014, 07:40 AM
neighborhood

Nixies entered in great hordes, belaboring Owen right hard over our domain.

Nymtoc
11-16-2014, 09:15 AM
domain

Dreadful omens meant another insane nightmare!

Matera the Mad
11-17-2014, 07:39 AM
nightmare

Never in good health, the mares are rated expendable.

Nymtoc
11-17-2014, 08:53 AM
expendable

Every xenocryst presented evidence neatly defining a broken land extension.

-Riv-
11-17-2014, 10:59 AM
extension

Explaining xenogeny telepathically engendered no succor in our necropolis.

Nymtoc
11-17-2014, 07:39 PM
necropolis

Norman's enterprise, carefully repairing or polishing old leather, is sensational.

iLion
11-19-2014, 09:12 PM
sensational

Seven Englishmen nodded sensually at the invitation of naughty Argentinian ladies.

Nymtoc
11-20-2014, 06:31 AM
ladies

Let's all devise incredibly exotic scenarios.

Matera the Mad
11-21-2014, 09:20 AM
scenarios

Scenting cow excrement, Narciso and Rafael inched out sidewise.

Nymtoc
11-21-2014, 09:58 AM
sidewise

Svengali is demonically excited when initiating strange experiments.

Matera the Mad
11-22-2014, 08:57 AM
experiments

"Expert" xenologists predict exotic reptiloids in Martian environments; not too scientific!

Nymtoc
12-09-2014, 11:58 PM
scientific

Scanning computers improvisationally--evading necessary, thorough intelligence--frankly is confounding.

eoficon
12-10-2014, 07:17 AM
confounding

Course ole Nymtoc frequently orders uncooked narwhal. Damn, I'm nearly gesticulating.

Matera the Mad
12-10-2014, 08:47 AM
gesticulating

Gentlemen endure slights that ill-bred cads utter, lest any taunt incite new gaucherie.

Nymtoc
12-11-2014, 01:29 AM
gaucherie

Gertrude always uses choice ham; every roast is exquisite.

Matera the Mad
12-11-2014, 09:12 AM
exquisite

Eliciting Xantippe's quiet utterances, Ilsa slid in the eggroll.

Nymtoc
12-11-2014, 09:45 AM
eggroll

Except gardenias, Gwendolyn resists obviously lavish luxuries.

eoficon
12-12-2014, 08:41 PM
luxuries

Less understood xylems usually reside in exotic subspecies.

Nymtoc
12-14-2014, 01:37 AM
subspecies

Such unpleasant burping seems particularly egregious, Charlie, in every situation!

Matera the Mad
12-15-2014, 03:49 AM
situation

Set in the upper Alaskan tundra, it's overly northernish.

Nymtoc
12-15-2014, 05:22 AM
northernish

Now, only real Texans have elegantly rendered, nearly irreplaceable Stetson headgear.

eoficon
12-19-2014, 11:34 PM
headgear

Having everyone apply decorations guardedly eschews accidental razzmatazz.

Matera the Mad
12-20-2014, 07:48 AM
razzmatazz

Ranting at zealous zoologists, Matera added that antibiotics zap zooflagellates.

Nymtoc
12-21-2014, 11:40 PM
zooflagellates

Zaftig, overweight, obese females led a gathering, expressing ludicrous limericks and trying endless soliloquies.

Matera the Mad
12-22-2014, 05:04 AM
soliloquies

Soak old lingerie in liquid oleates; quit using irritating enzyme solutions.

Nymtoc
12-23-2014, 05:04 AM
solutions

South of Lubbock, unusual turbulence is only now suspected.

Matera the Mad
12-24-2014, 01:45 AM
suspected

Similar undiscovered substances perhaps effect cures, through eventual development.

Nymtoc
12-24-2014, 09:02 PM
development

Don't ever vary exercise, leisure or popcorn making, except near Turkestan.

Matera the Mad
12-25-2014, 08:36 AM
Turkestan

They underestimate real knowledge, especially since they are narcissistic.

Nymtoc
12-25-2014, 06:43 PM
narcissistic

No American really cuts into sirloin steaks in simple, totally identical chunks.

Matera the Mad
12-26-2014, 09:44 AM
chunks

Chuck has Uncle Nick's kindly smile.

Nymtoc
12-26-2014, 06:15 PM
smile

Santa made Izzy laugh ecstatically.

talkwrite
12-27-2014, 12:52 AM
ecstatically
Ellen crawled slowly toward a twisting intersection, carefully allowing liberal lizard yielding

Nymtoc
12-27-2014, 04:32 AM
yielding

Yes, institutions even let dweebs initiate nerdy gymnastics.

Matera the Mad
12-27-2014, 06:17 AM
gymnastics

Give young men no accursed schoolmarm theories -- it causes self-deception.

Nymtoc
12-28-2014, 04:20 AM
self-deception

Subaru eventually let fan-driven engines continue, except possibly through ignition options, naturally.

Perscribo
12-28-2014, 11:23 PM
naturally

No animal treks up rigorous altitudes like levelheaded yaks.

mrsmig
12-29-2014, 05:40 AM
yaks

You always kick scree.

Perscribo
12-29-2014, 01:22 PM
scree

Santa Claus's reindeer eat elderberries.

Nymtoc
12-29-2014, 06:29 PM
elderberries

Every last devil escaped restrictive barriers, evading responding rangers in energetic searches.

Matera the Mad
12-30-2014, 08:48 AM
searches

Seagoing elders always require careful handling, especially somnambulists.

Nymtoc
12-30-2014, 10:01 PM
somnambulists

Six ostriches made nine antelopes munch bonbons, using lascivious, intimidating strategies--thoroughly scandalous.

Matera the Mad
12-31-2014, 01:04 AM
scandalous

Sex can add nice details and lighten overly uptight stories. ;)

Nymtoc
01-01-2015, 07:51 AM
stories

Some tramps only respond in excessive slothfulness.

Matera the Mad
01-03-2015, 06:38 AM
slothfulness

Such lively otters -- they have fun until late night, enjoying slippery slides.

eoficon
01-03-2015, 06:58 AM
slides

surely, lucky irishmen deserve every scintillation

Nymtoc
01-03-2015, 07:39 PM
scintillation

Some critter is nibbling through Ilsa's lovely lingerie and transporting it over neighborhoods.*

*Go ahead and put a "u" in the word if you must. ;)

Matera the Mad
01-04-2015, 07:53 AM
neighborhoods

Neither editor is good; having books overedited reeks. Here, our own desires supercede.

Nymtoc
01-04-2015, 07:42 PM
supercede

Speaking under pressure, Eric related crimes essentially deeply execrable.

Barking Tree
01-06-2015, 05:15 PM
execrable

Excitable xylophone entertainers can rarely achieve believable laidback enjoyment

Nymtoc
01-06-2015, 07:03 PM
Enjoyment

Every night, Janis opens your most expensive new thingamajigs.

Matera the Mad
01-07-2015, 05:59 PM
thingamajigs

Tiny hints in novels gave Anne major anxiety; judicious intervention gave solace.

Nymtoc
01-07-2015, 10:26 PM
solace

Several old llamas ate carrots endlessly.

Matera the Mad
01-10-2015, 08:26 AM
endlessly

Eventful nighttime dramas left Elise stupefied; she lay yawning.

Nymtoc
01-10-2015, 10:16 AM
Yawning

Yellow apples will never inspire nimble gymnasts.

Matera the Mad
01-11-2015, 08:39 AM
gymnasts

Get your meats now at Steak Tree Supermarket!

Perscribo
01-11-2015, 09:35 AM
supermarket

Seeing undulating pink elephants really means alcohol renders key elements trampled.

Matera the Mad
01-13-2015, 08:46 AM
trampled

Try restraining a mad puma; Lila's equally demanding.

Nymtoc
01-13-2015, 09:33 AM
demanding

Did Elaine make a nice dinner, inviting ninety gnomes?

Matera the Mad
01-14-2015, 08:49 AM
gnomes

God, no! Only maidens eat salad.

Nymtoc
01-14-2015, 03:04 PM
salad

She always loved Alfie's Dalmatian.

Matera the Mad
01-15-2015, 07:56 AM
Dalmatian

Dogs and llamas may attack tigers in a nightmare.

Nymtoc
01-15-2015, 07:29 PM
nightmare

Never introduce gaudy harlots to men at refined entertainments.

Matera the Mad
01-16-2015, 07:56 AM
entertainments

Entertainment never tires; even repetitious tapdancing amuses indolent nerds. Man eternally needs the stage.

Nymtoc
01-16-2015, 06:53 PM
stage

She travels and gets expenses.

Silenia
01-18-2015, 02:40 AM
EDIT: Whoops, ended up replying from the wrong page.

Correct word on the way. One moment, please.

Expenses
Eight Xebecs passed England; new ships eventually sailed.

Nymtoc
01-18-2015, 03:06 AM
sailed

Serena always insists Lenny edit documents.

Matera the Mad
01-18-2015, 03:48 AM
documents

Detours only confuse unprepared motorists; experienced navigators take shortcuts.

Nymtoc
01-18-2015, 05:15 AM
shortcuts

She has obvious resentment toward Carla, unusually trashy sentiments.

Matera the Mad
01-19-2015, 09:02 AM
sentiments

Seriously, Emile, no time is more essential; now 'til sundown.

Nymtoc
01-19-2015, 09:13 PM
sundown

Sultans unceasingly need deference on welcoming newcomers.

Matera the Mad
01-21-2015, 09:15 AM
newcomers

New entries welcome; come over Monday, every registration's selected.

Nymtoc
01-21-2015, 09:34 AM
selected

Sam eats latkes eagerly, 'cause they're extra delicious.

Matera the Mad
01-24-2015, 04:42 AM
delicious

Dainty eaters lick icecream cones in our upstairs shower.

Nymtoc
01-24-2015, 05:41 AM
shower

Some hideous ogre wrecked Esther's rhododendrons.

Matera the Mad
01-27-2015, 10:14 AM
rhododendrons

Really, Harry, our denial only draws entirely negative defensiveness, ruining our nephew's socialization.

Nymtoc
01-27-2015, 10:54 PM
socialization

Strangely, Oliver criticizes India, and lately idolizes Zarathustra and talks incessantly on Nietsche.

Matera the Mad
02-01-2015, 09:09 AM
Nietsche

Nights in Egypt take some calmness, he expected.

Nymtoc
02-01-2015, 09:17 AM
expected

Emperor Xerxes propelled every criminal to excruciating dungeons.

Matera the Mad
02-01-2015, 09:23 AM
dungeons

Dice underlie new gaming exploits on Neville's steamboat.

Nymtoc
02-03-2015, 12:40 AM
steamboat

Some thespians emote atrociously, making brilliant opuses appear terrible.

Matera the Mad
02-05-2015, 09:14 AM
terrible

To Elvis, raucus rock ineffably blesses lovers' ears.

kellysaid
03-03-2015, 02:05 AM
ears

Edgar actually researches semiconsciousness.

Matera the Mad
03-11-2015, 12:36 AM
semiconsciousness

Since Emily moved, I've considered offering new sandwich choices in our upscale steakhouse; naturally, everyone seems surprised.

mrsmig
03-11-2015, 01:28 AM
surprised

"Sleep under raised pillows; rise irritable," said Enid disdainfully.

Nymtoc
03-11-2015, 06:07 PM
disdainfully

Do it sensibly; don't ask incompetent nerds for unnecessary, lengthy, legal logography.

Matera the Mad
03-19-2015, 06:46 AM
logography

Lonesome owls go on grand, rambling adventures, pacifying heightened yearnings.

oneblindmouse
08-05-2015, 01:20 PM
yearnings

Young Eric also remembers nearly inviting nineteen gorgeous she-devils.

Matera the Mad
08-11-2015, 09:50 AM
she-devils

Shuddering, he exited. Death evokes violently idiosyncratic lugubriousness, sometimes.

Nymtoc
08-11-2015, 10:18 AM
sometimes

Such obvious maneuvers evince truly ignominious motivation, even subliminally.

Matera the Mad
08-14-2015, 09:45 AM
subliminally

Such understated beauty, love's intangible mark, is never actually lost, like youth.

Nymtoc
08-14-2015, 09:56 AM
youth

Yon oaf uses tattered harnesses.

bettybadA
08-14-2015, 10:36 AM
Hardly anyone remembers Nancy’s sassy story, except Steve.

Nymtoc
08-14-2015, 07:09 PM
Steve

Some tornadoes eventually veered eastward.

Matera the Mad
08-15-2015, 06:24 AM
eastward

Every afternoon, seven teals waddled around Roberta's doorstep.

oneblindmouse
08-16-2015, 02:41 AM
doorstep

Draconian overseers ordinarily refuse systematic targets enabling profiteering.

mrsmig
08-16-2015, 03:23 AM
profiteering

Perhaps real orators find it terrifying, entreating every roustabout into nascent guesstimation.

Nymtoc
08-17-2015, 12:02 AM
guesstimation

Great uncertainty ensued, since several topics instantly made ancient theories incredibly outdated nonsense.

mrsmig
08-17-2015, 01:09 AM
nonsense

"Nettie! Oh, no!" said Edward. "No superfluous exsanguination!"

Matera the Mad
08-18-2015, 02:38 AM
exsanguination

Extreme xenophobia serves a nazi group until it needs assistance to infiltrate our nation.

Nymtoc
08-18-2015, 03:16 AM
nation

Numerous astrologers tried imitating one numerologist.

Matera the Mad
08-19-2015, 08:48 AM
numerologist

Numerous unread manuscripts emerged, reminding old Lawrence of ghosts in silent terror.

Nymtoc
08-19-2015, 09:45 AM
terror

The elders required respect over rebelliousness.

HarryHoskins
08-21-2015, 01:39 AM
rebelliousness

Reason every boy effs like lunatic, imitates oldsters unfavourably, subverts norms & evades school, say?

Matera the Mad
08-21-2015, 08:43 AM
say

Such awful yapping!

Nymtoc
08-21-2015, 09:33 AM
yapping

Yellow apples put pep in noodle goulash.

Matera the Mad
08-23-2015, 07:13 AM
goulash

Going out unnecessarily late adds stress, Henrietta.

Nymtoc
08-23-2015, 09:48 AM
Henrietta

He's essentially not right in exploring theoretical thought analysis.

Matera the Mad
08-25-2015, 08:55 AM
analysis

Australian natives always like your sister in slacks.

Nymtoc
08-27-2015, 06:16 AM
slacks

See, Louise, Al can't kiss salamanders.

Matera the Mad
08-29-2015, 06:49 AM
salamanders

Salad and luscious appetizers made Amanda's nightly dinners elegant repasts, superb!

Nymtoc
08-29-2015, 08:00 PM
supurb

Seven under par usually represents brilliance.

Matera the Mad
09-01-2015, 06:41 AM
brilliance

British royalty is less learned in advanced nucleotide cloning, Elisabeth.

Nymtoc
09-01-2015, 08:16 AM
Elisabeth

Even literature is sometimes appallingly banal, entirely too hokey.

Matera the Mad
09-08-2015, 06:03 PM
hokey

However old, kids enjoy yelling.

SanStormin
10-24-2015, 12:46 AM
Yokels even love loafing in new granaries.

Nymtoc
10-24-2015, 02:46 AM
granaries

Get real and not act ridiculous in erotic situations.

Rabber
10-24-2015, 08:14 AM
She is that unnerving and there isn't one solution.

Matera the Mad
10-25-2015, 04:34 AM
solution

Spiteful old ladies use teacups instead of noggins.

Nymtoc
10-25-2015, 05:22 AM
noggins

Nice old grannies gave Ichabod new sweaters.

kellysaid
10-26-2015, 07:23 PM
sweaters

Scotty wearily evades all the evil red skeletons.

Nymtoc
10-27-2015, 09:43 AM
skeletons

Some kids eventually left Ernie's trained otter near Syracuse.

Matera the Mad
11-01-2015, 08:16 AM
Syracuse

Since your relatives are coming, use surplus eggplant.

Nymtoc
11-01-2015, 10:23 AM
eggplant

Every girl gets pleasure laughing at nerdy troublemakers.

Matera the Mad
11-04-2015, 06:38 AM
troublemakers

Tatting roses, old Uncle Bubba let Ellen make a knitted Easter rabbit scarf.

Jehhillenberg
11-04-2015, 10:29 PM
Scurry curiously away, rolling flour.

kellysaid
11-09-2015, 11:13 PM
flour

Franklin leapt, overestimated, ultimately recovered.

Matera the Mad
11-22-2015, 08:53 AM
recovered

Revised editions can overshadow versions erstwhile rejected; edit diligently.

Nymtoc
11-22-2015, 11:02 AM
diligently

Did Irene let Isaac get extremely nasty taking liberties yesterday?

Matera the Mad
11-25-2015, 08:20 AM
yesterday

Yet even seeing the ewoks raped didn't addle Yvonne.

Nymtoc
11-26-2015, 10:10 AM
Yvonne

Yes, very odd narratives need editing.

Matera the Mad
11-26-2015, 11:28 PM
editing

Exceptional deeds, I'm told, inspire new greatness.

Nymtoc
11-27-2015, 12:16 AM
greatness

Gargantuan robots easily attacked the navy, eventually scuttling submarines.

Matera the Mad
12-05-2015, 08:09 AM
submarines

Sandra understood, but Marie argued relentlessly, inventing new epic scandals.

Nymtoc
12-05-2015, 09:00 AM
scandals

So Carl attended Notre Dame and learned Sanskrit.

Matera the Mad
12-16-2015, 06:53 AM
Sanskrit

Stopping at nothing, Steve killed remorselessly in Tadzhikistan.

jaus tail
12-16-2015, 10:11 AM
Tadzhikistan

Toads arrive, daffodils zoom, hay is kindling; I swim to another night.

Nymtoc
12-17-2015, 04:49 AM
night

Nicole is growing huge tomatoes.

Matera the Mad
12-17-2015, 06:52 AM
tomatoes

Today, our modest affectations take on exceptional significance.

jaus tail
12-17-2015, 12:39 PM
significance

Sparrows invite gloomy nightingales into fun island cause all nightingales cry everyday.

Nymtoc
01-13-2016, 12:56 AM
everyday

Eleanor's very edgy relatives yelped drinking absinthe yesterday.

Matera the Mad
01-25-2016, 09:12 AM
yesterday

You evil swine! That ending reeks; die at Yamoussukro!

jaus tail
01-25-2016, 11:04 AM
Yamoussukro

You are men of upper street; save us, kind reasonable officers.

Matera the Mad
02-19-2016, 02:43 AM
officers

Oh, fudge! Fanny is calling emergency reserve servers.

Nymtoc
02-19-2016, 03:35 AM
servers

Suddenly Evelyn ranted vociferously, eventually ran screaming.

Matera the Mad
02-20-2016, 06:36 AM
screaming

"Such creatures," replied Emile, "are mostly imaginary, not genuine."

Nymtoc
02-20-2016, 09:20 AM
genuine

Gary's eating new, untouched, incredibly nutritious endives.

Matera the Mad
02-22-2016, 07:49 AM
endives

Every new discovery is valuable, enabling systematisation.

jaus tail
02-22-2016, 10:20 AM
systematisation

Some young students today egged Mr. Arrogant Teacher in school, and they inspire oppressed nations.:Shrug:

Nymtoc
02-22-2016, 03:17 PM
nations

Never admit that it's only Naugahyde, Stupid!

Matera the Mad
02-26-2016, 09:15 PM
Stupid

Some teachers understand pupils' illegible doodling.

oneblindmouse
05-23-2016, 08:06 PM
Doodling
Dan's obnoxious opionionated daughter launched into neurotic garrulousness.

Nymtoc
05-25-2016, 02:40 AM
garrulousness

Generally, Americans really resent unsophisticated louts or uncouth subhumans nearing electoral success, simpleton!

oneblindmouse
05-25-2016, 08:36 PM
simpleton

Seems I must perhaps leave everything to old Nymtoc! :)

Nymtoc
05-26-2016, 08:21 AM
Nymtoc

Now you're making the Oculons capitulate!

:beam:

oneblindmouse
05-26-2016, 11:41 PM
capitulate

Crazy apes pursue idolatrous tawdry undeveloped lemmings and treasonous elephants.

Nymtoc
05-27-2016, 06:54 AM
elephants

Every loony eats pure honey and not tuna sandwiches.

oneblindmouse
05-27-2016, 10:01 PM
sandwiches

Surely a naughty devil would insist chili has excessive sweetness?

Matera the Mad
05-28-2016, 07:17 PM
sweetness

"Shit!" Will exclaimed. "Every time, never enough stupid suggestions!"

Nymtoc
05-28-2016, 09:30 PM
suggestions

Sucking up generally gets especially stupid, though idols obviously need sycophants.

Albedo of Zero
05-29-2016, 02:03 AM
sycophants

Since your catastrophe of parties, Harry always nullifies the solicitations.

Matera the Mad
06-01-2016, 02:33 AM
solicitations

Separating our lesser issues could indeed take away the inconvenience of new situations.

Nymtoc
06-01-2016, 06:10 AM
situations

Several individuals took umbrage at Teresa's indiscreet ogling near Sylvester.

oneblindmouse
06-01-2016, 12:06 PM
Sylvester
Small yaks love velvety evening siestas tranquilly evading responsibilities.

Nymtoc
06-03-2016, 08:08 AM
responsibilities

Really, every Senator perceives our nation's survival instincts badly, if laws involving taxes imply eventual stagnation.

oneblindmouse
06-03-2016, 10:34 AM
stagnation

Sometimes terrible anger generates neuronal advantages terminating in overdue numbness.

Nymtoc
06-04-2016, 06:51 AM
numbness

Now, understand my bold new explanation satisfies somebody!

oneblindmouse
06-04-2016, 11:34 AM
somebody

Some old men envy brash or dynamic youth.

Nymtoc
06-04-2016, 07:59 PM
youth

You only use the harmonica.

oneblindmouse
06-07-2016, 05:06 PM
harmonica

How about ruminating monotonously on Nymtoc's insufferable cryptic acrostics?

Nymtoc
06-10-2016, 06:50 AM
acrostics

Arlen's committee reacted over systemic troubles in civic sanitation.

oneblindmouse
06-10-2016, 09:07 AM
sanitation

Some anonymous newbies instigated trouble, aiming to invigorate old neurones.

Blinkk
06-14-2016, 05:08 AM
neurones

(Advice for those who believe that envisioning a thing makes it true: )
Never envision Uranus's rotational orbit nearing earth's space.

Nymtoc
06-14-2016, 05:26 AM
space

Some people are certainly extreme.

oneblindmouse
06-14-2016, 12:04 PM
extreme

Even xylophones teach rather easy memorisation exercises.

Nymtoc
06-15-2016, 09:57 PM
exercises

Emperor Xavier executes rowdy citizens in some extreme situations.

oneblindmouse
06-15-2016, 10:24 PM
Situations

Some insanely trusting ungulates always trust insiders over new specimens.

Nymtoc
06-16-2016, 08:46 AM
specimens

Simply parboiling each chicken in mustard engenders new sensations.

oneblindmouse
06-20-2016, 09:48 PM
sensations

Sometimes even nasty siblings are troubled in overtly nuanced scenarios.

Blinkk
06-21-2016, 12:36 AM
scenarios

(A) seriously cute elephant named Adrian rolled in oily soil.

Matera the Mad
06-21-2016, 04:34 AM
soil

Sadly, Ollie is litigious.

Nymtoc
06-21-2016, 05:19 AM
litigious

Larry insists that instant ginger is okay, unlike sarsaparilla.

oneblindmouse
06-24-2016, 12:10 AM
sarsaparilla

Senators and republicans sometimes announce political and reformist ideas like laughing assholes.

Nymtoc
06-24-2016, 04:08 AM
assholes

After supper, smart hosts offer liquor, especially Slivovitz.

Matera the Mad
06-26-2016, 09:28 AM
Slivovitz

Simply loving it; visualizing our viands, I taste zabaglione.

jaus tail
06-26-2016, 03:07 PM
zabaglione

Zebras and buffaloes are going live in Omega News Enterprise.

Nymtoc
06-28-2016, 06:55 AM
Enterprise

Even now, totally expert restaurateurs pickle rutabagas in special enclosures.

gnetsfokh

Matera the Mad
08-02-2016, 04:52 AM
gnetsfokh

Good news, everyone -- the sky fell on Kaine's house.

Nymtoc
08-02-2016, 05:08 AM
house

Henry's outrageous uncle seems enigmatic.

marialou
08-02-2016, 05:15 AM
Enigmatic

Every new idiot gets murdered at the innovative coliseum.

innocentbystander
08-02-2016, 05:53 AM
coliseum


Cavorting opossums left intriguing effluvium under maples.

Nymtoc
08-06-2016, 06:05 AM
maples

Many appeared perfectly lewd, except Socrates.

Matera the Mad
08-07-2016, 05:27 AM
Socrates

Since our carrots rotted, all the eggplant spoiled. :(

Nymtoc
08-07-2016, 07:00 PM
spoiled

Somebody put onions in Little Eva's doughnuts.:Jaw:

Matera the Mad
08-11-2016, 07:59 AM
doughnuts

Deathly overheating unless Grandma has new underwear this summer!

Nymtoc
08-12-2016, 07:22 AM
summer

Seven unicorns made Marilyn especially rambunctious.

Matera the Mad
08-14-2016, 03:29 AM
rambunctious

Russian artists may buy unprimed new canvas that isn't overpriced, unless straitened.

Nymtoc
08-14-2016, 10:58 AM
straitened

So take Raymond around Islip, Thelma--everybody needs exciting diversions.

Matera the Mad
08-16-2016, 06:01 AM
diversions

Digging in various eroded riverbanks, Stuart inadvertently opened noxious sewerage.

Nymtoc
08-20-2016, 02:18 AM
sewerage

Several evenings, we encountered rare animals going eastward.

Matera the Mad
08-26-2016, 06:25 AM
eastward

Elsewhere, a sad Toad walked around ruined doorways.

Nymtoc
08-27-2016, 01:21 AM
doorways

Dangerous Orioles occasionally run wildly around Yankee Stadium.

splendidscrewup
09-01-2016, 06:27 AM
stadium

Sad, tired Agatha divorced intoxicated Uncle Matthew.

Matera the Mad
09-05-2016, 08:42 AM
Matthew

Missing all the theatrical highlights, Edith waited.

Nymtoc
09-05-2016, 01:55 PM
waited

Waffling about insignificant truths equals deception.

Matera the Mad
10-06-2016, 09:01 AM
deception

Defecating elephants can effectively pollute the inlet; obviously nightmarish!

Nymtoc
10-07-2016, 12:41 AM
nightmarish

Now, in great horror tales, monsters always ravish innocent souls horrendously.

Melisande
10-16-2016, 05:18 AM
euphemisms

even unbelievable political hopes emit major incredible signs, mainly stoic

oneblindmouse
10-19-2016, 11:07 PM
stoic

Some trolls only inspire catatonia.

Nymtoc
10-20-2016, 12:19 AM
catatonia

Cinnamon and thyme and turmeric on noodles initiate apoplexy.

oneblindmouse
10-20-2016, 11:52 AM
apoplexy

A poor old pensioner, let Earnest x-ray you.

Barking Tree
01-04-2017, 10:47 PM
you

Yell out, unexpectedly.

Jason
01-04-2017, 10:52 PM
WRITE

When Reading Initially Teases Excellence

oneblindmouse
01-05-2017, 02:53 AM
EXCELLENCE

Every X-ray corroborates exaggerated literary lusciousness, elementary nonsense, calculated energy.

Matera the Mad
01-07-2017, 10:43 AM
energy

Enraged, Nate explosively replied, "Gotcha, yellowpants!"

Albedo
01-07-2017, 11:22 AM
yellowpants
You even licked large, orange wildebeest, prancing about near the Serengeti.

Matera the Mad
01-10-2017, 04:55 AM
Serengeti

Systematically engaging reticent englishmen, Nick greatly enhanced their interaction.

Jason
01-10-2017, 05:06 AM
COFFEE

Can Others Feel Free Even Energetic?

Marissa D
01-10-2017, 06:16 AM
Energetic

Enervated nostrils, evading royally glorified emetic tissues, inhale candidly.

oneblindmouse
01-11-2017, 11:30 PM
candidly

Can anyone now doubt if Deirdre likes you?

Jason
01-12-2017, 05:33 AM
Updated
----
Irrelevant, I missed a base element, ignore this

Albedo
01-12-2017, 05:38 AM
You (gotta take the last word of the previous sentence as the new prompt, CB :) )

Yvette offers unction.

Marissa D
01-12-2017, 07:04 AM
Unction

Untold numbers congregate to incubate odd nougats.

Matera the Mad
01-13-2017, 03:56 AM
nougats

Nightfall over Ukranian goats assures their sleep.

Jason
01-13-2017, 04:40 AM
SLEEP

Seven layers eventually elevate pleasantries

Marissa D
01-14-2017, 07:39 AM
PLEASANTRIES

Purple lobed eggplant alarmed several artists; Nixon totally resembled its extraordinary snoot.

Jason
01-14-2017, 09:02 PM
SNOOT

Since newbies often open tanglings

Matera the Mad
01-15-2017, 10:05 AM
tanglings

Tails and necks get longer in new giraffe styles.

Jason
01-16-2017, 01:58 AM
STYLES

Sleep tight young love, ever sleep

Marissa D
01-16-2017, 02:23 AM
sleep

Slowly leaving, exiting every portal.

Nymtoc
01-16-2017, 05:22 AM
portal

Perhaps our relatives took Abner's liquor.

Jason
01-16-2017, 09:55 PM
LIQUOR

Lights illuminate querying under our representatives

this next one ought to be a doozie! :)