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PrettySpecialGal
12-27-2005, 09:44 AM
GRAND

Go right, and never deviate

D.J.
12-27-2005, 06:05 PM
DEVIATE

Don't ever vary it again - the end.

Jaycinth
12-27-2005, 08:50 PM
END

Erika Neatly Demonstrates.

threedogpeople
12-27-2005, 10:34 PM
DEMONSTRATES

Damn! Each main opportunity nexus seems to require a taxing economic stratification.

PrettySpecialGal
01-03-2006, 06:40 AM
stratification

Since Timmay raced across the ice, five ice cubes are toppling into one napsack.

(??)

Jaycinth
01-04-2006, 08:28 PM
NAPSACK

Nadia’s Atrocious Poise Sabotaged Andrea’s Carnival Kingdom.

D.J.
01-04-2006, 09:54 PM
KINGDOM

Kangaroos in Nepal, get downright ornery - mischievous.

threedogpeople
01-05-2006, 09:04 AM
Mischievous



Miss Irene Smith's class had insecure, energetic, very obviously underachiever Saskatchewanians.

September skies
01-05-2006, 09:27 AM
Saskatchewanians

Strong athletes ski, knowing a true case hardly enables wrong -- and nasty individuals are normal saints

threedogpeople
01-05-2006, 09:53 AM
saints

Stan and Irene needed therapy sessions.

September skies
01-06-2006, 07:40 AM
Sessions:

Single escapades strongly suggest individual orgasmic nightly spectators

NewB
01-06-2006, 01:26 PM
spectators

Some playgrounds extended closing time after the official rule STAYED.

Phew! And the sentence is still not ok!

Albedo of Zero
01-06-2006, 07:36 PM
Swiss toads anchor yachts every December.

threedogpeople
01-06-2006, 08:24 PM
December

Darrel endured Cecilia's endless monitone by engaging Reginald.

Zonk
01-07-2006, 08:25 PM
REGINALD

Raving editors give ingenue novelist accolades: literary dreams...

(Well, we can dream, can't we???)

:D:D:D

Beyondian
01-08-2006, 01:18 AM
DREAMS
Daring Red European Ants March Steadfastly

Unique
01-08-2006, 02:14 AM
Steadfastly

Sid took every animal down for another swim then left yawning.

PrettySpecialGal
01-08-2006, 08:16 AM
yawning

Yellow apes wear nothing inside night gowns

September skies
01-09-2006, 11:08 AM
GOWNS

Growing old will never suffice

NewB
01-09-2006, 02:12 PM
suffice

Surely Ursula fell for Iyan's charismatic ELEGANCE.

Beyondian
01-10-2006, 04:56 AM
ELEGANCE

Erstwhile Legless Elephants Gambol Absently Near Crystal Effusions

September skies
01-10-2006, 08:49 AM
Effusions

Ethel's funny face usually stars in old nautical scenes

threedogpeople
01-10-2006, 01:25 PM
scenes

So, can everyone now entertain suggestions?

NewB
01-10-2006, 06:30 PM
suggestions

Shooting under ground gangsters encouraged sam to initiate official negotiation SUIT.

oh, what a horrible sentence that is! I knew I shouldn't have read the slush pile on Miss Snark's blog. Bad, Sanyuja, bad!

alleycat
01-10-2006, 06:47 PM
SUIT

School uniforms irritate teenagers.

NewB
01-10-2006, 07:04 PM
teenagers

Twenty elegant energetic nuns advised girls endlessly regarding sanctity.

Jaycinth
01-10-2006, 08:35 PM
Sanctity

Scurrilious Aliens Now Can Transfer Identity To You!

Beyondian
01-11-2006, 01:15 AM
YOU

Youthful Obelisks' Unification

D.J.
01-11-2006, 11:47 PM
UNIFICATION

Under nary inch for immediate cinching and then it's owner neighed.

Beyondian
01-12-2006, 12:51 PM
Neither Ectoplasm Interviewed Gershwin Happily, Electing Dvorak

NewB
01-12-2006, 01:01 PM
dvorak

Dark verandahs or rooms affright kittens.

threedogpeople
01-13-2006, 04:39 AM
kittens

Kate, I think this ends next September.

StoryG27
01-13-2006, 04:56 AM
September
Sexy, educated pals teach every major babe erotic RELEASE.

Rulato
01-13-2006, 07:09 PM
RELEASE

Raging Elephants Leave Elaine Angry.Sad,Energetic

D.J.
01-13-2006, 07:29 PM
ENERGETIC

Every noise elicited rang greatly enraging the idle characters.

threedogpeople
01-14-2006, 04:20 PM
characters

Children have amazing recall and can take everyone's responses seriously.

PrettySpecialGal
01-15-2006, 05:44 AM
seriously
Such excitement rarely is out until someone laughs "yackety-yack!"


(hmmmm.... have fun with THAT)

StoryG27
01-15-2006, 07:31 PM
yackety-yack

Young adults can't keep effortlessly taking yatchs--you are creating kleptomania.

D.J.
01-15-2006, 09:32 PM
KLEPTOMANIA

Karen leapt excitedly, pleased that Oscar made a niche in academicism.

Rulato
01-16-2006, 03:03 AM
Andrew caught Andrea demoralizing Edward"s masquerades inside cataclysms in Summerville,Montana

PrettySpecialGal
01-17-2006, 08:18 AM
Montana

Monkeys on news teams articulate news accurately

DeniseK
01-17-2006, 08:22 AM
Accurately

All creatures can understand ready absolutes, tuned engines, late yesterdays.

StoryG27
01-17-2006, 05:06 PM
yesterdays

Young editors say the efficient, ready, diligent authors yarn SHORTLISTS.

Rulato
01-17-2006, 06:40 PM
Shortlists

Scared,hurt,overworked Ryan terrifies Lisa's illegitimate sister,Tammy Stone

StoryG27
01-17-2006, 11:39 PM
Stone
Sexy thoughts often narrate EROTICA.

Jaycinth
01-18-2006, 12:14 AM
EROTICA

Errors Reflect On Technicians Ignorantly Causing Accidents.

Rulato
01-18-2006, 04:36 AM
Accidents

Actual car crashes inside dentists enceinte,narcotic tummies stink

StoryG27
01-18-2006, 04:57 AM
STINK

Sexual tendencies include naughty kinkiness.

Rulato
01-18-2006, 05:03 AM
Kinkiness
"Knowing ignorance not knowledge is not exciting." stated Sarah

StoryG27
01-18-2006, 05:25 PM
Sarah

Somebody already ruined Abby's HANDIWORK.

D.J.
01-18-2006, 07:38 PM
HANDIWORK

Hal and Nancy dined in Watercrest on ragged Killiecrankle.

Jaycinth
01-18-2006, 10:16 PM
KILLIECRANKLE



Kind Illiterate Ladies Like Incense,Everclear, Creed, REM, And New Kahlua Liquors Everyday.

:banana:

Albedo of Zero
01-20-2006, 08:12 PM
Enemas verily expose rancid, yucky diverticulitis and yeast.



(almost made me sick writing that haha)

StoryG27
01-21-2006, 11:07 PM
Yeast

Your editors are smart TEAMMATES.

Rulato
01-22-2006, 04:22 AM
Teammates

The editors are mind mates and teach encyclopedia students.

Albedo of Zero
01-22-2006, 08:14 AM
Some tycoons understand demographics, even neilson's television survey.

D.J.
01-22-2006, 08:20 AM
SURVEY

Surly, Unpleasant, Rioters Violate Elegant Yards

threedogpeople
01-22-2006, 09:51 AM
Yards

Yellow antelopes rarely dine surreptitiously

Albedo of Zero
01-22-2006, 05:51 PM
Sending used roses really evokes petty tempers in that its overtone usually stipulates lost yearning.


(i really tried to make -ubiquitously- work in this...sigh)

Rulato
01-22-2006, 07:00 PM
Yearning

Young enemies are running no intelligent new games.

threedogpeople
01-23-2006, 03:01 AM
games

guarantee all metronomes endless syncopation

Rulato
01-23-2006, 04:20 AM
Syncopation


Six young nymphs cavort on pictures and tapestries in other nations.

threedogpeople
01-23-2006, 04:26 AM
nations

new attitudes take independent, original notions seriously

Rulato
01-23-2006, 04:31 AM
Seriously

Serious errors risks injury of Uranus's sly, licentious yodellers.

I took The 2006 Rejection Pledge 1/10

D.J.
01-23-2006, 04:38 AM
YODELLERS

Youth of daring, excells lionheartedly leaping every rain slick.

threedogpeople
01-23-2006, 04:52 AM
slick

She liked imagining chocolate kangaroos.

StoryG27
01-23-2006, 07:18 AM
kangaroos

Klutzy authors never give artful reads, others obviously SUFFER.

Albedo of Zero
01-23-2006, 07:41 AM
Senators ubiqiquitously fillibuster for eventual redistribution.






(did it)
(not that it makes sense tho...hahah)

threedogpeople
01-23-2006, 10:17 AM
Redistribution

Republicans everywhere disseminate idioms sporadically. Their repeated idealism becomes understandably trite implying overwhelming narcissism.


WHEW - that was a tough one!!

StoryG27
01-24-2006, 04:21 AM
narcissism

Naughty authors really can ignite sexual sensations in spicy monajatu.

alleycat
01-24-2006, 04:47 PM
MONAJATU

Many ordinary novelists are just a tad uncivilized.

threedogpeople
01-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Uncivilized

Uneducated neophytes can induce very long lectures in zoological entomology departments.

Zonk
01-25-2006, 02:59 AM
DEPARTMENTS

Dedicated editors prune and revise the manuscript, enabling novelists to SCINTILLATE.

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Jaycinth
01-25-2006, 09:06 PM
SCINTILLATE.

So, Clara Ignited Nelson’s Total Italian Literature Library, And Then Escaped!

____________________
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

threedogpeople
01-26-2006, 01:15 AM
Escaped

Everyone says Canadians are predominantly ecologically determined.

Albedo of Zero
01-26-2006, 02:50 AM
Detrimental elephants thundered excessively, reeking monumental imbroglio, never escaping disaster.

alleycat
01-26-2006, 08:01 PM
DISASTER

Dancing is sometimes a strenuous task elders regret.

StoryG27
01-28-2006, 03:14 AM
regret

Rural exhibitionistic girls regularly evoke TEMPTATION.

threedogpeople
01-28-2006, 03:19 AM
TEMPTATION

This ends my patience! Take all these items over there.

StoryG27
01-28-2006, 07:09 PM
There

Tainted haggis emits rank EFFLUVIUM.

Albedo of Zero
01-29-2006, 02:30 AM
Emanated farts fall loosely under vulgar in Uranus memorandum.



(sorry, couldn't hep it)

Zonk
01-29-2006, 10:27 AM
EFFLUVIUM (...)


Extreme flatulence: foul, loud, uncontrolled venting; induces ubiquitous MORTIFICATION.

(It's not the smell so much, but the burning in my eyes...http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif)

:D:D:D

StoryG27
01-29-2006, 06:16 PM
Since there somehow ended up being two, I decided to use them both.

memorandum.
MORTIFICATION.

Many editors make odd remarks about naughty, dirty, uncensored memoirs. More often, remarks tell if fornication incidents constitutes all the indecent, obscene narrative.

alleycat
01-29-2006, 06:25 PM
NARRATIVE

Novelists are rational realists about themes. I've very envious.

WerenCole
01-30-2006, 06:18 AM
envious

enternal nuts vibrate in odious undergroud sects

Zonk
01-30-2006, 09:29 AM
SECTS

Some editors castigate terrible SUBMISSIONS


:D:D:D

Albedo of Zero
01-31-2006, 07:03 AM
Seventeen unfilled bellies mosied into some Subway, intent on nutritional satisfaction.

StoryG27
02-01-2006, 05:56 PM
Satisfaction
Some authors think immediate success facilitates a cruel, tortuous incubation of NOTORIETY.

alleycat
02-01-2006, 11:08 PM
YIKES

Young indolent kids enrage seniors.

Beyondian
02-02-2006, 09:19 AM
Senile Elephants Nicely Indicate Outragious Rambunctious Serendipitousness

Albedo of Zero
02-02-2006, 11:02 AM
Senile Elephants Nicely Indicate Outragious Rambunctious Serendipitousness

holy smokes!

alleycat
02-02-2006, 04:18 PM
holy smokes!

Ditto.

This looks like a job for "storygirl"!

alleycat
02-02-2006, 05:05 PM
SERENDIPITOUSNESS (Which I don't think is a real word.)

Some engineers readily employ new development in plastics. I think oftimes utility surpasses novel engineering standards. Seriously!

*whew*

Albedo of Zero
02-02-2006, 07:35 PM
well done alleycat!

alleycat
02-02-2006, 07:45 PM
ALLEYCAT

All lusty ladies enjoy your company at times!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

threedogpeople
02-03-2006, 12:00 AM
I'll play both words since we have two going.


==========================
Times

This is my effort, Eric, seriously!

==========================

Seriously

Some errors result in overmedication unless staff leaves Yamoussoukro!

Albedo of Zero
02-03-2006, 02:45 PM
You almost made our ultraconservative stance seem oblique using Kerouac's rhetoric observations.

Unique
02-03-2006, 08:13 PM
observations

One boy served everyone rats via automation to increase our neighborhood's sympathies.

Shwebb
02-03-2006, 08:21 PM
sympathies

Some young men prefer a$$es to highly intelligent, ethical sisters.

ProsperitySue
02-06-2006, 05:32 AM
shouted

She hooted out, "upchucked twinkies, Ed! Darn!"

Shwebb
02-06-2006, 06:40 AM
DARN

Ding-dongs are really nutritious.

Albedo of Zero
02-06-2006, 09:12 AM
Numbskull used to read in teemingness instead of ogling
unappeasing syndication.

alleycat
02-06-2006, 05:17 PM
SYNDICATION

Some youths normally don’t intellectually care about tests. It’s obviously nonsense.

StoryG27
02-06-2006, 08:12 PM
NONSENSE
Nosy observant neighbors see every naughty sexual ESCAPADE.

Shwebb
02-06-2006, 08:23 PM
ESCAPADE

Eschew Shelly's chicken at parties and during equinox.

alleycat
02-06-2006, 08:31 PM
EQUINOX

Even quartz usually includes normally one xenolith.

ProsperitySue
02-06-2006, 09:11 PM
Xylophones entertain now, only let's insist they halt!

Beyondian
02-07-2006, 01:00 PM
HALT
Happy Anarchists Laugh Therapeutically

ETA
(Donated by my eldest brother)

WerenCole
02-08-2006, 02:14 AM
This, Henry easily releases a poignant effigy under the imports caused at local lawyer's yearnings

ProsperitySue
02-08-2006, 06:36 PM
Yes, eggs always roll near icky nether ground substructures.

Zonk
02-08-2006, 07:52 PM
SUBSTRUCTURES

Soirees under bright starlight, romance under Cupid's terrible urging, returns every season.

(Valentine's Day is coming...)

:heart: :heart: :heart:

alleycat
02-08-2006, 07:56 PM
So am I. . . . or at least I'm breathing hard.

SEASON

Some elderly are saving old novels.

Shwebb
02-08-2006, 08:08 PM
novels

Nude, old vixens eventually lie sometime.

alleycat
02-08-2006, 09:40 PM
SOMETIME

Some old men even tried illegal marijuana expectantly.

Albedo of Zero
02-09-2006, 09:12 AM
Enlightened, Xavier prayed, ever cosmopolitan, touting a natural toupee like yarmulke.

Cheryll
02-09-2006, 07:40 PM
Yarn and radishes make unusually light kites, everyone.

:) :) :)

Cheryll

Shwebb
02-09-2006, 09:15 PM
everyone

Even victorious elected rulers yawn on new elixirs.

alleycat
02-09-2006, 09:43 PM
ELIXIRS

Every lunatic inhaling xenon is really stupid.

Cheryll
02-09-2006, 11:48 PM
Sonia tallied up payroll in dirt.

alleycat
02-10-2006, 12:17 AM
DIRT

Drama isn't really true.

Cheryll
02-10-2006, 12:20 AM
Trolls risk unnecessary extinction.

threedogpeople
02-10-2006, 01:57 AM
extinction

Enthusiastic x-ray technicians ignore nurses causing them irritation over nasopharyngoscopes.

Cheryll
02-10-2006, 05:04 AM
Oh, no you didn't, threedog! LOL

Ok... here goes.

"Never again!" Sarah opined. Perhaps hippos and rangy yaks need glorious onions. Sarah Cooper offers pets exquisite shallots.

StoryG27
02-10-2006, 05:34 AM
shallots

Smart hedonists always like lascivious opponents taken SERIOUSLY.

threedogpeople
02-10-2006, 05:45 AM
SERIOUSLY

She erroneously reported, irrationally obscure, undeniably slanderous, labored yammer.

Cheryll
02-10-2006, 05:46 AM
Yellow and maroon must ever reign.

alleycat
02-10-2006, 06:01 PM
REIGN

'Riting English is good ‘nough.

Okay, okay. . . don't shoot me!

Read English in good NOVELS.

Jaycinth
02-10-2006, 07:39 PM
NOVELS

Notes Often Veil Evil Life Stories.

ProsperitySue
02-11-2006, 01:39 AM
Still, that's only realistic if everyone succombs.

WerenCole
02-11-2006, 01:46 AM
salacious, ubiquitous conundrums can overcome many bad scenarios

Albedo of Zero
02-11-2006, 12:40 PM
Sonorous cows eschew nutritious alfalfa roots; it obscures symphony.

threedogpeople
02-12-2006, 12:15 AM
symphony

Some youth might peruse hourly over new yearbooks.

StoryG27
02-12-2006, 03:12 AM
yearbooks
Yesterday, eager ants raided Brian's old orange keepsake STOCKPILE.

Colonist
02-12-2006, 01:59 PM
STOCKPILE

Slaves toil overnight constructing kings' pyramids in Lower Egypt.

alleycat
02-12-2006, 04:43 PM
EGYPT

Every growing youngster plays tag.

Albedo of Zero
02-13-2006, 12:39 AM
Take another guess.

ProsperitySue
02-13-2006, 12:53 AM
go until everyone says stop.

akelsey333
02-13-2006, 01:09 AM
Sam told off Paulette.

alleycat
02-13-2006, 05:06 AM
PAULETTE

Poor Andreya understanding little English truly tests everyone.

threedogpeople
02-14-2006, 01:31 AM
everyone

Erin vaguely erred regarding your one new earings.

StoryG27
02-14-2006, 01:45 AM
EARINGS

Evil, angry rodents instigated naughty gnome slavery.

alleycat
02-14-2006, 01:49 AM
SLAVERY

Some lovers are very energetic ravishing you.

threedogpeople
02-14-2006, 02:21 AM
YOU

Young! Obstinate! Undisciplined!

Albedo of Zero
02-14-2006, 08:05 AM
Unless Ned drives, I seriously can't insist Patty leave intoxicated, nonetheless extremely drunk.

poetinahat
02-14-2006, 08:18 AM
dare: run under nana's knickers!

Shwebb
02-14-2006, 08:28 AM
KNICKERS

Ken needed Inga, 'cause Ken's excuse required synchronicity.

WerenCole
02-14-2006, 10:08 AM
synchronicity


some yutz needs cable here, reality overtures not in commercially incorporated television yahtzee


Yahtzee!

(oh I love shouting that word. . .)

alleycat
02-14-2006, 10:34 AM
YAHTZEE

You're always happy to zee egotistical emotions. -Sigmund Freud

(Okay, okay, I cheated. I just couldn't resist.)

akelsey333
02-14-2006, 11:22 AM
emotions

Emu meat on toast is Olive's newest sandwich.

Jaycinth
02-14-2006, 08:10 PM
Sandwich



Slick Attorneys Noticed Discrepancies Which Indicted Cute Harlequins.

(Thank God they were not mimes!)

threedogpeople
02-14-2006, 10:14 PM
Harlequins

Harry asked Rachael, "Love, ever question understanding igloos near Saskatoon?"

D.J.
02-14-2006, 10:22 PM
SASKATOON

Silly apes sing kooky ape toons ontop of Niagra.

akelsey333
02-14-2006, 11:33 PM
Niagra

Never irritate a giant, redneck aardvark.

WerenCole
02-15-2006, 03:28 AM
Adam's apple really doesn't verify a reasonable kaiser

Colonist
02-15-2006, 03:32 AM
:idea:

AARDVARK

Austrian army, ruthlessly demolished, vainly avoids raging Khan

Colonist
02-15-2006, 03:36 AM
Whoops... that's going to confuse things...

KAISER

King Adolphus invades southern Empire of Rome

WerenCole
02-15-2006, 04:24 AM
Ravage Omnipotent Miscreants Ergonomically

poetinahat
02-15-2006, 03:23 PM
Evil Roué Gallantly Offers Nice Old Matron Instant Cash Advance; Later, Lady Yearns.

Jaycinth
02-15-2006, 06:40 PM
Yearns:

Young Eager Atheltes Run Nightly Sprints.

WerenCole
02-15-2006, 09:24 PM
Spirited Pixies Really Insist Nothing Tastes Sour




(sorry Rob, I had to bring out the ergonomics. . . it was just too hard to resist)

alleycat
02-15-2006, 10:19 PM
SOUR

Someone older usually rests.

Jewel101
02-15-2006, 10:24 PM
Rest easy, Sunday Turkey Soup!

alleycat
02-15-2006, 10:48 PM
SOUP

Someone older usually poops.

Zonk
02-15-2006, 11:16 PM
POOPS

Perhaps older orifices poorly SQUEEZE...

:D:D:D

Cheryll
02-16-2006, 12:22 AM
Send queries until everyone exclaims, "Zoolander! Enough!"

threedogpeople
02-16-2006, 03:00 AM
ENOUGH

Erin never overly understood General Hottentot.

poetinahat
02-16-2006, 03:14 AM
Hand Over The Treats, Everett (Not The Oranges, Though)!

WerenCole
02-16-2006, 03:16 AM
Husbands Often Turn Tail Entering New Trucks of Thongs


(I like this so I am going to keep it. . . )

Though-

The Husbands Ought Understand G's Homeliness

D.J.
02-16-2006, 03:49 AM
HOMELINESS

Hop over my elastic line in neat experienced skipping, Stanford.

threedogpeople
02-16-2006, 05:15 AM
Stanford

She took a needle from our rummage department.

poetinahat
02-16-2006, 05:25 AM
Darling, Every Pretty Answer Renders Trite My 'Entre Nous' Thoughts.

threedogpeople
02-16-2006, 05:30 AM
Thoughts

The Hat offers uh-oh gasps here, there...somewhere.

WerenCole
02-16-2006, 07:12 AM
Singers own meter either wankers have everything really easy

threedogpeople
02-16-2006, 08:36 PM
Easy


Everyone acted silly yesterday.

WerenCole
02-16-2006, 10:48 PM
Yvonne eschewd semantics that everyone really didn't arrange yearnings

threedogpeople
02-16-2006, 11:48 PM
yearnings

Yellow earings and red neckties invoke new garish scenes.

WerenCole
02-17-2006, 01:54 AM
Seven Cereals Everybody Needs Eatten Sporadically

threedogpeople
02-17-2006, 03:23 AM
Sporadically

She promised our reporter a dynamic interview. Call around and let's landfill Yolanda.

alleycat
02-17-2006, 03:29 AM
YOLANDA

You're only lovable at night, David alleged.

WerenCole
02-17-2006, 10:50 PM
Already legal, Latitia espoused giant edible donuts.

alleycat
02-17-2006, 10:55 PM
DONUTS

Don't old novels unusally tout sexually?

(Try Tropic of Cancer. . . .)

Zonk
02-18-2006, 08:31 AM
SEXUALLY

^^
Some exploits 'xeroxed', unleashing lusty literary YARNS

:D:D:D

Beyondian
02-19-2006, 02:07 AM
YARNS
Yowling Arachnids Rampage Near Saskatchewan

JoeEkaitis
02-19-2006, 02:37 AM
Saskatchewan

Sue and Sally knew all the Chinese hairdressers' evidence was all negligible.

MarkN
02-19-2006, 03:40 AM
New evidence gives leads: investigator's girlfriend indicted! Burmese lapidary exonerated.

JoeEkaitis
02-19-2006, 03:53 AM
exonerated

Early X-rays of Neptune erroneously returned a titilating erred diagram.

WerenCole
02-20-2006, 05:32 AM
Digital Images Apply Gross Returns At Midnight

MarkN
02-20-2006, 06:28 AM
midnight

Madam, I deny needing incandescent garments; however--thanks.

JoeEkaitis
02-20-2006, 08:10 AM
thanks

The hawk asks no kiwi's sufferance.

Jaycinth
02-21-2006, 12:23 AM
sufferance.



Sorting Unlimited Files For Erratic Raging A$$holes Never Ceases, Everett!

JoeEkaitis
02-21-2006, 12:29 AM
Everett

"Eating veal?!" Evelyn ranted. "Eat tripe, Twit!"

MarkN
02-21-2006, 01:52 AM
Twit

Teutonic women intimidate technicians.

JoeEkaitis
02-21-2006, 02:17 AM
technicians

The eagle can't hunt noodles in Canada, imbecile! All noodles slide!

threedogpeople
02-21-2006, 03:06 AM
SLIDE

She lied insistently, denying everything.

D.J.
02-21-2006, 03:14 AM
EVERYTHING

Even very early risers yawn 'til having International Napa grapefruit.

alleycat
02-21-2006, 03:50 AM
GRAPEFRUIT

Goofy rappers are people enjoying funny rhymes until it tickles.

threedogpeople
02-21-2006, 04:29 AM
tickles

That is cute, kids. Let's eat sandwiches!

alleycat
02-21-2006, 10:28 PM
SANDWICHES

Some angry novelists don't write in characters having elated serendipity.

threedogpeople
02-22-2006, 08:39 AM
serendipity

She erred repeatedly, enduring nine detours. Ivan pretended irritation throughout yesterday.

JoeEkaitis
02-22-2006, 08:22 PM
yesterday

"Yes," Earl said. "The eagle rode Dave's aging yak."

threedogpeople
02-22-2006, 08:31 PM
yak

You are kidding!

MarkN
02-22-2006, 08:55 PM
kidding

Knights, insouciant, daren't desist in neverending gallantry.

Cheryll
02-23-2006, 10:31 AM
Giraffes and llamas left around noon to register yaks.

MarkN
02-23-2006, 04:08 PM
yaks

Youse ain't kiddin', sister.

threedogpeople
02-23-2006, 07:09 PM
sister

Stop insisting she took everything, Richard!

StoryG27
02-24-2006, 09:39 PM
Richard
Rowdy imps cheerfully howled after regaining DOMINATION.

Jaycinth
02-25-2006, 12:49 AM
DOMINATION



Dorks Often Maintain Idiotic Notions And Talk Incessantly Over Nothing.

(look ma! No profanity!)

JoeEkaitis
02-25-2006, 01:07 AM
Nothing

No, Orville, the hawk is not going.

threedogpeople
02-25-2006, 05:08 AM
Going

Galvanoluminescense obviously increased necessitating gemmination.



:Shrug: I think I killed the thread.........

JoeEkaitis
02-27-2006, 07:38 AM
gemmination

General Electric Mini Microwave! It's now a triumph in Outer Nantucket!

threedogpeople
02-27-2006, 10:06 AM
Nantucket

Never ask newlyweds to untie common knots entirely together.

JoeEkaitis
02-27-2006, 08:51 PM
together

To other guys Elmer teaches his erotic repertoire.

Albedo of Zero
02-28-2006, 02:38 AM
Recent extraterrestrial photosynthesis exterminated red tulips of Ireland, reversing evolution.

JoeEkaitis
02-28-2006, 02:56 AM
evolution

Elephants vault over lions' underwear, though I only noticed.

poetinahat
02-28-2006, 03:27 AM
Now on the ice: Clyde's Exotic Dancers!

Cheryll
02-28-2006, 03:58 AM
Devils and newts count everyone real slow.

Prosthetic Foreheads
02-28-2006, 04:06 AM
Sluts Love Omnipotent Wackos

alanna
02-28-2006, 08:26 AM
WACKOS


Wildly Affronted Cats Kung-fu Open Sardines

Prosthetic Foreheads
02-28-2006, 10:35 PM
Slutty and raunchy dingoes increase necrophilic enjoyment substantially.

Cheryll
03-01-2006, 01:29 AM
Sally's ugly butt (sans tatoos) and Nate's tortured iliac ache long, lonely years.

Jaycinth
03-01-2006, 01:38 AM
YEARS

Your Endearing Artwork Requires Study!

Cheryll
03-01-2006, 01:45 AM
Speedy tigers understand dreadful yelling.

JoeEkaitis
03-01-2006, 03:47 AM
yelling

You egotistical liver licking ingrate! No gratitude!

Cheryll
03-01-2006, 04:22 AM
Geisha rarely allow the inquiries that unduly demand eagerness.

Jaycinth
03-02-2006, 10:18 PM
eagerness.

Evading Armed Guerillas, Evelyn Rowed Near Embankments, Seldom Sleeping.

Cheryll
03-03-2006, 09:53 AM
Seth left everyone else pining in neverending grunge.

poetinahat
03-03-2006, 10:07 AM
G-strings ride up; nighties glide evenly.

akelsey333
03-03-2006, 10:10 AM
evenly

Every virtuous emu needs loving yearly.

Colonist
03-04-2006, 03:10 PM
YEARLY


You even ate raspberry licorice yesterday.

aruna
03-04-2006, 04:57 PM
yesterday

Yodelers energetically show their erections, re-wearing daily antiquitated
Y-fronts

Spirit_Fire
03-04-2006, 06:20 PM
Y-fronts

Yikes! FBI rooting out nationwide terrorism suspects!

akelsey333
03-07-2006, 03:30 AM
suspects

Suddenly, unicorns stampede past excited, thrilled satyrs.

poetinahat
03-07-2006, 03:57 AM
Sensuously, Ariana tastes your rum sauce.

Cheryll
03-08-2006, 08:50 AM
Some artistic unicorns can entertain.

Zonk
03-08-2006, 09:01 AM
ENTERTAIN

Editors need to eviscerate, review, tweak all insipid NOVELS

:D:D:D

Cheryll
03-08-2006, 09:23 AM
Nasty ogres vilify every last scene.

aruna
03-08-2006, 11:14 AM
scene

shameless characters entirely neutralize endings

threedogpeople
03-08-2006, 08:19 PM
Everyone needs diversions including nude gymnastic stretching.

threedogpeople
03-11-2006, 01:18 AM
I think I killed the post....

akelsey333
03-11-2006, 01:45 AM
stretching

Silly trolls raced erratically to catch hairy, invisible, naive gnomes.

Jaycinth
03-11-2006, 01:52 AM
GNOMES

Governmental Nuisances Ossify Merrily Every Second.

akelsey333
03-11-2006, 03:37 AM
second

Surely erotica can only nudge desire.

threedogpeople
03-14-2006, 08:03 AM
desire

Does everyone secretly imagine risque erotica?

sacredmime
03-14-2006, 08:16 AM
erotica

Even rushed, Oscar thinks in calculated arcs.

alleycat
03-14-2006, 04:25 PM
ARCS

All rockers can sing.

Jaycinth
03-14-2006, 09:40 PM
SING

Sick Iguanas Nudge Gnostics.

sacredmime
03-14-2006, 09:56 PM
gnostics

Gosh, no one said that I couldn't surrender.

Cheryll
03-14-2006, 11:51 PM
Sandra understood rare roaming eel's nearly dubious echoing rhymes.

akelsey333
03-15-2006, 12:02 AM
rhymes

Really hairy yaks make excellent suitors.

Zonk
03-15-2006, 02:46 AM
SUITORS
^^
Some, unashamedly, I think, ogle randy SASQUATCHES

:D:D:D