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Matera the Mad
11-05-2009, 08:40 AM
safes

Seldom are faeries especially solemn.

Nymtoc
11-05-2009, 11:49 AM
solemn

Some orangutans lack even minimal niceness.

Woof
11-05-2009, 05:04 PM
niceness

Now, isn't Carla's extremely nubile egret something special?

Nymtoc
11-05-2009, 05:28 PM
special

Sadly, poor Ellen's chimpanzee is appallingly lewd.

Woof
11-05-2009, 05:33 PM
lewd

Let every warrior die.

Nymtoc
11-05-2009, 05:37 PM
die

Dracula is eerie.

Woof
11-05-2009, 05:46 PM
eerie

Every erudite raconteur is eccentric.

Nymtoc
11-05-2009, 06:00 PM
eccentric

Eurythmics conquered Chicago, even now they rock in Cincinnati.

Woof
11-05-2009, 08:03 PM
Cincinnati

Comfortably inside Norman's country inn, Natalie noticed a trussed iguana.

talkwrite
11-05-2009, 11:44 PM
iguana
Incidentally, Georgina usually announces nominees annually

Tink
11-05-2009, 11:48 PM
annually

All new nominees usually attend long lines yearly.

SanStormin
11-06-2009, 02:17 AM
yearly

Yes, Earl already regurgitated Li's yakitori

trocadero
11-06-2009, 03:27 PM
yakatori

Yoder admonished keenly impatient trainees over rushing in.

Nymtoc
11-06-2009, 07:09 PM
in

I'm nervous.

Matera the Mad
11-07-2009, 08:29 AM
nervous

Never elect Republicans, voters of United States!

Nymtoc
11-07-2009, 08:56 AM
States

Such tales are too emotional, Shakespeare!

Matera the Mad
11-07-2009, 09:12 AM
Shakespeare

So Harry asks Kevin, "Ever see parakeets eat a rotten eggplant?"

SanStormin
11-07-2009, 10:34 AM
Shakespeare

Several half-assed kendo experts seized practically every available racked épée.

Now, the real one:

Eggplant

Excoriated, gargantuan grammarians posed languidly at nine Tuesday

trocadero
11-07-2009, 04:43 PM
Tuesday

To unintentionally eat someone’s dog’s always yucky.

Melisande
11-07-2009, 06:01 PM
yucky

Your ugly chicken kicked you.

Nymtoc
11-07-2009, 07:58 PM
You

Yearly, Olivia unravels.

Woof
11-08-2009, 01:09 AM
unravels

Unfortunately, Nora received a vile, extremely lewd sonnet.

Melisande
11-08-2009, 02:47 AM
sonnet

So, obviously Nora noted envy there.

Matera the Mad
11-08-2009, 10:51 AM
there

Thundering herds extinguished Rachel's effulgence.

talkwrite
11-10-2009, 01:54 AM
effulgence.
Expecting fluffy formal underwear, Lydia gawked exclaiming, "Never Consider Elastic!"

Matera the Mad
11-10-2009, 10:34 AM
Elastic

Elecampane leaves a spicy taste in coffee.

Nymtoc
11-10-2009, 10:44 AM
coffee

Curiously, only Fiona found excessive effluvium.

Melisande
11-10-2009, 05:08 PM
effluvium

Excuse Fester for leaving urine vessels in untidy mess.

Nymtoc
11-10-2009, 05:26 PM
mess

Many electricians seemed stunned.

Woof
11-11-2009, 01:00 AM
stunned

So then Ursula nibbled Norbert's ear drum.

Melisande
11-11-2009, 01:11 AM
Dude, ride under me!

SanStormin
11-11-2009, 03:35 AM
me

Monocles eradicated!

Matera the Mad
11-11-2009, 07:36 AM
eradicated

Electing racists and dictators is counterproductive, as terrorists eventually demonstrate.

Nymtoc
11-11-2009, 09:45 AM
demonstrate

Don't even mention Olivia now, she's tremendously rich and traveling extensively.

Matera the Mad
11-11-2009, 10:00 AM
extensively

Eleven xanthous textile experts nosed sensitively into Virginia's elegant linens yestereven.

Woof
11-11-2009, 05:03 PM
yestereven

Yes, every seductive temptress eventually reveals extremely vulnerable, edible necks.

Nymtoc
11-11-2009, 06:02 PM
necks

New England crabs kick sand.

talkwrite
11-11-2009, 09:58 PM
Sand
Sally announced Nobody's Dysfunctional !

Woof
11-12-2009, 01:18 AM
Dysfunctional

Did your sister feel unusually naughty clipping toenails in Olivia's new apricot loveseat?

rosebud1981
11-12-2009, 03:16 AM
Loveseat

Lovers only vent ephemeral sexual energy at tea

Nymtoc
11-12-2009, 04:21 AM
tea

Theophilus envies Demetrius.

SWickham
11-12-2009, 04:51 AM
Demetrius

Does everyone meet evil trolls romping in underground streams?

Matera the Mad
11-12-2009, 05:42 AM
streams

Several trolls remained, evading all Michael's swordthrusts.

Nymtoc
11-12-2009, 06:26 AM
swordthrusts

Scholars write of Russians doubting that heavy resistance units seriously threatened Sevastopol.

Matera the Mad
11-12-2009, 07:34 AM
Sevastopol

Soldiers encountered valorous adversaries striding toward open Polish outhouses later.

Nymtoc
11-12-2009, 02:11 PM
later

Latvians are tentative entering Raychikhinsk. :D

Matera the Mad
11-13-2009, 09:44 AM
Raychikhinsk

Reading a young child's hand is kinda hard; I never study kids.

SanStormin
11-13-2009, 10:25 AM
Raychikhinsk ??? (slightly mad)

Kids


kernels inchoate demanding succor

Matera the Mad
11-13-2009, 10:53 AM
succor

Succubi usually come catlike over railings.

Woof
11-13-2009, 04:44 PM
railings

Richard almost ingested Leona's incredibly nasty gecko soup.

Nymtoc
11-13-2009, 05:09 PM
soup

She's overcome unusual problems.

Woof
11-13-2009, 05:23 PM
problems

Pamela rabidly objected, but Lester eventually married Steve.

Nymtoc
11-13-2009, 05:40 PM
Steve

Sybil's teacher excludes vapid essays.

Woof
11-13-2009, 06:35 PM
essays

Edward saw something ascend your spine.

SanStormin
11-13-2009, 10:18 PM
spine

shrieked principles incur negative energies

Matera the Mad
11-14-2009, 11:22 AM
energies

Elegant nightgowns enchant regular girls; I eschew superfluities.

Nymtoc
11-14-2009, 12:18 PM
superfluities

She's unfortunately perhaps extra resistant, for Louie's ugly, insistent tone is extremely salacious.

Woof
11-15-2009, 04:57 PM
salacious

Sally actually licked a condor in obviously unorthodox style.

trocadero
11-15-2009, 05:43 PM
STYLE

She trampled you like elderberries.

Nymtoc
11-15-2009, 08:05 PM
elderberries

Expert lapidarians display excellent rubies, but even Randolph's robot is extolling sapphires.

Woof
11-16-2009, 04:40 AM
sapphires

Salacious and patently perverted, Howard is renting escort services.

Matera the Mad
11-16-2009, 07:20 AM
services

Singing ermines rival vicunas in charm; even singly.

Nymtoc
11-16-2009, 07:45 AM
singly

Sam invented neoprene galoshes last year.

Matera the Mad
11-16-2009, 11:24 AM
year

Yellow elephants are real! :eek:

Nymtoc
11-16-2009, 02:06 PM
real

Rosemary's éclairs are luscious.

brad_b
11-17-2009, 08:47 AM
luscious

Lucy understood Stan's crowing in obvious unfettered sarcasm.

Matera the Mad
11-17-2009, 10:31 AM
sarcasm

Satire and raillery can aggravate some men.

Woof
11-17-2009, 04:39 PM
men

Morbidity engenders nihilism.

talkwrite
11-17-2009, 10:04 PM
nihilism
Not inhaling hasn't instilled longevity in societal monotony .

Nymtoc
11-18-2009, 01:19 AM
monotony

Melanie's only nervous over thrills of New York.

Woof
11-18-2009, 01:21 AM
York

Yes, ostriches read Korean.

Nymtoc
11-18-2009, 01:24 AM
Korean

Kant only realized epistemology ain't necessary.

Woof
11-18-2009, 05:59 AM
necessary

Naturally, Edna compulsively eats salami sandwiches and resists yoga.

brad_b
11-18-2009, 07:10 AM
yoga

Yowling ocelots growl amiably.

Matera the Mad
11-18-2009, 08:42 AM
amiably

Amy's music is a baby lion yowling.

Woof
11-18-2009, 05:26 PM
yowling

Yes, old witches love inspiring neophyte ghouls.

Nymtoc
11-18-2009, 05:29 PM
ghouls

Ghosts hover over unusually lurid scenes.

Woof
11-18-2009, 05:52 PM
scenes

Several centaurs effectively nabbed eight syrens.

SanStormin
11-18-2009, 11:28 PM
syrens

so, Yentl roamed Evensong nude Sunday

Matera the Mad
11-19-2009, 09:21 AM
Sunday

Silas' uncles never did agree yet.

Woof
11-19-2009, 05:53 PM
yet

You egotistical thespian.

Nymtoc
11-19-2009, 05:58 PM
thespian

Thomasina had extra sausage, puked it around noon.

Woof
11-19-2009, 06:05 PM
noon

Never offer otters napkins.

brad_b
11-20-2009, 12:43 AM
napkins

Ned ate pumpkins knowing inside nestled seeds.

Woof
11-20-2009, 01:56 AM
seeds

Surgeons egregiously evacuated David's skull.

Matera the Mad
11-20-2009, 07:59 AM
skull

Savvy knitters use light ligatures.

Nymtoc
11-20-2009, 08:42 AM
ligatures

Laws imply gentility, and they're unequivocal regarding egregious sloppiness.

Matera the Mad
11-20-2009, 08:56 AM
sloppiness

Such light operas prepare performers in noncritical environments, seasoning softly.

Nymtoc
11-20-2009, 12:23 PM
softly

Strangely, only foreign travelers love Yerevan.

SanStormin
11-20-2009, 08:38 PM
Yerevan

Yocals exclaim reverent exhaltations vaunting Armenian notables.

talkwrite
11-20-2009, 09:11 PM
notables
Not only translators are beautiful linguists elegantly sanctimonious

brad_b
11-20-2009, 10:00 PM
sanctimonious

Sweetly Annie negated curtly to Ichabod's manly order, nonplussed innately over using sarcasm.

Woof
11-21-2009, 02:07 AM
Sentimentality and rehearsed crying always sound maudlin.

Nymtoc
11-21-2009, 02:11 AM
maudlin

Many authors, unfortunately, do love investigating nonsense.

Matera the Mad
11-21-2009, 09:34 AM
nonsense

Normally, Oliver never sold every new sequel expeditiously.

SanStormin
11-22-2009, 08:00 AM
Expeditiously

Every xenologist ponders extraterrestrials daily; intelligently tracking interesting objects using space light years.

Woof
11-22-2009, 05:03 PM
years

Your eczema always requires scratching.

Nymtoc
11-23-2009, 12:28 AM
scratching

She's cleverly resourceful, and the casual hug is not genuine. :cool:

Woof
11-23-2009, 01:32 AM
genuine

Gloria's extremely naughty underwear is not expensive.

Nymtoc
11-23-2009, 02:02 AM
expensive

Even xanthene permeates extensive natural systems in viscous entities.

Matera the Mad
11-23-2009, 09:35 AM
entities

Each night that idiot takes in every seagull!

Woof
11-23-2009, 05:49 PM
seagull

States encourage avaricious gambling under liberal laws.

Nymtoc
11-24-2009, 12:15 AM
laws

Let all weirdos sing!

Woof
11-24-2009, 12:17 AM
sing

Snarling involves nasty growling.

talkwrite
11-24-2009, 02:32 AM
growling

George raved on worrying Luckenbach immigrants namely, Greeks

Woof
11-24-2009, 05:37 PM
Greeks

George routinely eats Esther's knishes stoned.

Nymtoc
11-24-2009, 06:21 PM
stoned

She takes on nobody except Democrats.

SanStormin
11-24-2009, 07:17 PM
Democrats

Decidedly, Emos most often cringe, rarely admitting the smile.

talkwrite
11-24-2009, 10:37 PM
smile
Slow meandering intrigue, lulling ecstasy

Matera the Mad
11-27-2009, 10:38 AM
ecstasy

Emotional chaos seems to attract some yentas.

Nymtoc
11-27-2009, 06:32 PM
yentas

Yes, Evelyn, naughty tarts are sexy.

brad_b
11-27-2009, 09:10 PM
sexy

Seriously, every xenophobe yells.

Woof
11-28-2009, 02:10 AM
yells

You ever lick live shrimp?

Nymtoc
11-28-2009, 02:19 AM
shrimp

She has recently indicated muddled preferences.

Matera the Mad
11-29-2009, 10:30 AM
preferences

Poor Richard eventually fetched enough revenue, equaling new criteria established subsequently.

Nymtoc
11-29-2009, 03:30 PM
subsequently

Stanley upset Bruce, so experts' questioning unfortunately engaged nasty, troubled, loutish youths.

SanStormin
11-29-2009, 09:55 PM
youths

yikes, our underwear tried hourly Shakerisms

brad_b
11-30-2009, 06:36 AM
Shakerisms

Suddenly Hanna acted kittenishly, eating raisins inside Sarah's minuscule studio.

Matera the Mad
11-30-2009, 09:41 AM
studio

Sexy turtles usually do it outside.

Nymtoc
11-30-2009, 05:59 PM
outside

Old Ulrich took several items despite everything.

SanStormin
11-30-2009, 08:52 PM
everything

Eventually, vapid Eddie ran, yodeling to his intimidating, nasty grandmother.

Woof
11-30-2009, 10:36 PM
grandmother

Geraldine Reynolds, a nasty, domineering matron only treasures her expensive rubies.

Nymtoc
12-01-2009, 12:17 AM
rubies

Roll, unless Britney is especially stoned.

Woof
12-01-2009, 12:34 AM
stoned

Some tourist oscillated Natalie's elder daughter.

Nymtoc
12-01-2009, 12:47 AM
daughter

Do all ugly guests have to exit rapidly?

Matera the Mad
12-01-2009, 10:06 AM
rapidly

Repent and pray, infidels; divine love yearns.

friggin' Y

Nymtoc
12-01-2009, 10:11 AM
yearns

"Yes," Ellen advised Raymond, nicely simpering.

Woof
12-01-2009, 06:17 PM
simpering

Subsequently, Ian's medical procedure eventually resulted in new growth.

Nymtoc
12-01-2009, 06:19 PM
growth

Geraldine's roast ostrich was too hot.

Woof
12-01-2009, 06:28 PM
hot

Hens occasionally tango.

Nymtoc
12-01-2009, 06:31 PM
tango

Those anorexics need good omelets.

Woof
12-01-2009, 06:50 PM
omelets

Originally, Mary embraced Lester, expecting to salivate.

talkwrite
12-01-2009, 08:29 PM
Salivate

Slowly and lustily, Ingrid voluntarily announced The End!

Woof
12-01-2009, 08:52 PM
end

Everyone needs drugs.

SanStormin
12-01-2009, 09:35 PM
drugs

Damaged ruffians undergo genital surgery.

Woof
12-01-2009, 09:51 PM
surgery

Something under Richard's genitals echoes ripe yams.

Nymtoc
12-01-2009, 11:38 PM
yams

Yards aren't metric, stupid.

Woof
12-02-2009, 12:57 AM
stupid

Someone took Ursula's pet iguana dancing.

talkwrite
12-02-2009, 04:32 AM
dancing

Democrats are negotiating complex identification nonconformity glitches

brad_b
12-02-2009, 07:41 AM
glitches

Glowering lividly, irate Tess chastised Henry every Saturday.

Matera the Mad
12-02-2009, 08:14 AM
Saturday

Silly ass, turn up really dressy and yell.

Ugh, another Y

Nymtoc
12-02-2009, 09:16 AM
yell

You'll eventually learn Latin.

Matera the Mad
12-02-2009, 11:09 AM
Latin

Lousy animal! That isn't nice!

I don't really mean that ;-)

Nymtoc
12-02-2009, 11:22 AM
nice

Neapolitan ice causes eructations.

Woof
12-02-2009, 06:05 PM
eructations

Erma rubbed Uncle Charlie's testicles and then invited over nursing students.

Nymtoc
12-02-2009, 10:43 PM
students

Stop twisting, unless Della enters naughtily telling stories.

Pthom
12-02-2009, 11:41 PM
stories

Stop these overtly repetitious inspired ess sentences!

Woof
12-03-2009, 12:19 AM
sentences

Sequoia entered Nokomis's teepee, encountering nine chiefs enjoying sex.

Nymtoc
12-03-2009, 02:20 AM
sex

She enjoyed Xanadu.

Matera the Mad
12-03-2009, 10:31 AM
Xanadu

Xeroxing anecdotes, Nadine accidentally duplicated untruths.

Nymtoc
12-03-2009, 10:50 AM
untruths

Usually nonchalant, Tess reacted unusually traumatically, hearing scandals.

Woof
12-03-2009, 04:58 PM
scandals

Susan caught a nasty disease after licking scabs.

Nymtoc
12-03-2009, 08:38 PM
scabs

She's crazy about big snakes.

Woof
12-03-2009, 08:42 PM
snakes

She never allowed kangaroos excessive snuggling.

Nymtoc
12-03-2009, 08:45 PM
snuggling

She's nuts, unless Gary's grape liquor is nearly gone.

Woof
12-03-2009, 08:57 PM
gone

Get over Natalie's elopement.

Nymtoc
12-03-2009, 09:01 PM
elopement

Eddie's lost, or perhaps Eddie's mortal enemy's not talking.

Pthom
12-04-2009, 05:17 AM
talking

Tagging along, Linda knew Ingrid needed grooming.

Woof
12-04-2009, 05:18 PM
grooming

Get real or Otis might invoke nasty ghouls.

SanStormin
12-05-2009, 09:50 PM
ghouls
(one of my favorite words to put in any manuscript)


Gadget head Orville used Lego stabilizers.

Matera the Mad
12-06-2009, 07:21 AM
stabilizers

Setting tables and beating icing, Lizzie intuitively zapped eleven rice servers.

(I wish I could multi-task that well!)

Nymtoc
12-06-2009, 12:05 PM
servers

Seeing education rarely, Victor emerged rather stupid.

Woof
12-06-2009, 04:51 PM
stupid

So then Uncle Peter insulted Daphne.

Nymtoc
12-06-2009, 06:04 PM
Daphne

Doomsday admonitions predicting horror never end.:e2seesaw:

Woof
12-06-2009, 07:19 PM
end

End nasty debates.

Matera the Mad
12-07-2009, 11:26 AM
debates

"Database engineering beats adjusting telephones," Ernie stated.

Nymtoc
12-07-2009, 11:30 AM
stated

Stability tore asunder through excessive demands.

Matera the Mad
12-07-2009, 11:36 AM
demands

Desmond eats mangoes and never dreads seeds.

Woof
12-07-2009, 05:31 PM
seeds

Several entomologists endured dragonfly spitting.

brad_b
12-07-2009, 07:17 PM
spitting

Sultry Paula imitated Tom's teasing irate Natalie's growling.

SanStormin
12-08-2009, 08:12 AM
growling

Gadzooks, roaches overtly wallowed licentiously in Nancy's garbanzos.

Matera the Mad
12-08-2009, 08:27 AM
garbanzos

Great anarchy ruled before a new zealous order succeeded.

Woof
12-08-2009, 05:14 PM
succeeded

Suffering under Caligula's corrupt empire, every decent entity died.

Nymtoc
12-08-2009, 06:50 PM
died

"Do it!" Esther demanded.

Woof
12-08-2009, 07:32 PM
demanded

Does every man actually need dames expecting diamonds?

Nymtoc
12-08-2009, 07:49 PM
diamonds

Desmond's insipid, artistic musings only need direct shredding.

Woof
12-08-2009, 07:57 PM
shredding

Subsequently, Hamid's relatives endured dreadful denunciation in negating Ghandi.

talkwrite
12-08-2009, 08:26 PM
Ghandi
George heaved another noun demonstrating illusion

Woof
12-09-2009, 01:03 AM
illusion

Ian let Laura's underwear slip into overt nudity.

Tink
12-09-2009, 01:16 AM
nudity
Never underestimate dogs in the yard.

jilly61
12-09-2009, 01:44 AM
yard
You're always reading dictionaries

Preacher'sWife
12-09-2009, 09:55 AM
dictionaries

Delightful indiscretions can titillate individual's own naughty areas right in everyone's sight!

Nymtoc
12-09-2009, 11:17 AM
sight

Select individuals get hot toddies.

Woof
12-09-2009, 05:43 PM
toddies

Ted's obnoxious daughter, Deborah is extremely snobbish.

Nymtoc
12-09-2009, 06:20 PM
snobbish

She's not obvious, but Barbara is so hot!

Woof
12-09-2009, 06:30 PM
hot

Harness old trusses.

Nymtoc
12-09-2009, 06:33 PM
trusses

They're really unusually scandalous sisters, especially Sandra.

Woof
12-09-2009, 06:37 PM
Sandra

Scandalous and naughty, Debbie rarely advertises.

Preacher'sWife
12-10-2009, 05:30 AM
[B]advertises[B]

A daily Viagra evokes raunchy trysts in Sandra's Exotic Stable.

Nymtoc
12-10-2009, 05:36 AM
stable

So Tiffany and Brad left Eden.

Preacher'sWife
12-10-2009, 09:53 AM
Eden

Evil dentists enjoy novocaine.

Woof
12-10-2009, 09:33 PM
novocaine

Never offer vultures overflying carcasses an invitation necessitating etiquette.

Nymtoc
12-10-2009, 11:32 PM
etiquette

Expect trouble if questionable users ever tender tricky enquiries.

Matera the Mad
12-11-2009, 11:16 AM
enquiries

Existentialists need questions unanswered in real instances, even sociolinguistic.

jilly61
12-12-2009, 02:23 AM
sociolinguistic

Some other client is on line. I never give up if sales talk is created.

Nymtoc
12-12-2009, 03:05 AM
created

Crooks readily escaped and took easy dollars.

Matera the Mad
12-13-2009, 10:38 AM
dollars

Dear, our llittle lad already rivals Shakespeare.

trocadero
12-13-2009, 07:57 PM
Shakespeare

Some hired assassins kill eagerly, soliciting potential employers anywhere, risking exposure.

Preacher'sWife
12-14-2009, 04:59 AM
exposure

Erica's xeroxed photo of Susan unleashed raunchy epithets.

Matera the Mad
12-14-2009, 03:45 PM
epithets

Extra pie in the hamper -- eat the sweets!

Nymtoc
12-14-2009, 06:39 PM
sweets

Storm warnings emptied every train station.

Woof
12-14-2009, 10:04 PM
station

Susan told a tale involving orgiastic nuns.

talkwrite
12-15-2009, 02:00 AM
Nuns
Nearsighted underestimating neglectful sacrosanct

Nymtoc
12-15-2009, 05:57 PM
sacrosanct

Surely affluent customers regularly order sandwiches, and not cold tortillas.

Woof
12-15-2009, 06:08 PM
tortillas

Tom ordered roast tarantula in lime licorice artichoke sauce.

Nymtoc
12-15-2009, 06:11 PM
sauce

She apparently uses crappy editing.

Woof
12-15-2009, 06:13 PM
editing

Eddy dragged Ian's torso into Norman's garage.

Nymtoc
12-15-2009, 06:17 PM
garage

Greta's abilities really are greatly exaggerated.

Woof
12-16-2009, 05:56 PM
exaggerated

Earl's xylophone always generates great excitement right after the electronic dihu.

Nymtoc
12-16-2009, 07:24 PM
dihu

Does Iran hasten unrest?

SanStormin
12-16-2009, 08:11 PM
unrest

Unusual nocturnal restrictions exasperate sleepless teenagers.

Woof
12-16-2009, 09:37 PM
teenagers

Then Evelyn eavesdropped, noticing a gorgeous European ravishing Susan.

Matera the Mad
12-17-2009, 09:22 AM
Susan

Someone usually sees Alice nodding.

Nymtoc
12-17-2009, 10:51 AM
nodding

Now old Desmond's drivel is needlessly gross.

Woof
12-18-2009, 12:42 AM
gross

Geraldine relishes old salami salesmen.

Nymtoc
12-18-2009, 12:56 AM
salesmen

Stopping at Labrador, explorers seldom met Eskimo nudes.

Woof
12-18-2009, 01:00 AM
nudes

Never underestimate dames expecting sapphires.

Nymtoc
12-18-2009, 04:06 AM
sapphires

Surely affable Paula, perfect hostess, is respecting elderly satyrs.

Woof
12-18-2009, 05:14 PM
satyrs

Several amateurs tried your rarefied style.

Matera the Mad
12-18-2009, 06:21 PM
style

Stan told Yvonne, "Leave everything."

Nymtoc
12-18-2009, 07:36 PM
everything

Enzio's very enticing, really yummy tortellini has its nutritious gravy.

Woof
12-18-2009, 07:45 PM
gravy

George's relatives are vile yokels.

Nymtoc
12-18-2009, 07:47 PM
yokels

You only kill every lovely song!

Woof
12-18-2009, 07:50 PM
song

Sifting over nasty grunge.

Nymtoc
12-18-2009, 07:57 PM
grunge

Gena rarely understands nasty George's excuses.

Woof
12-20-2009, 11:52 PM
excuses

Everywhere, Xavier causes unpleasant scenes encompassing screaming.

Nymtoc
12-21-2009, 01:13 AM
screaming

Sadly, Chester retches excessively and Mimi is nauseatingly ghastly.

Matera the Mad
12-21-2009, 09:55 AM
ghastly

Going home again, Samir took Leilah's yashmak.

*reminds self to avoid adverbs*

Nymtoc
12-21-2009, 11:41 AM
yashmak

Yellow apples seem hardly malevolent as kumquats.

Matera the Mad
12-21-2009, 12:31 PM
kumquats

Kids usually make quite unprofessional attempts to sell.

Woof
12-21-2009, 05:07 PM
sell

Should elderly lovers lubricate?

Nymtoc
12-21-2009, 05:56 PM
lubricate

Lilith's upset, but rampant inconstancy continues all through Eden.

Woof
12-21-2009, 06:27 PM
Eden

Edwina diarizes extreme nonsense.

Albedo of Zero
12-21-2009, 10:36 PM
Now only nimrod saw Einsteinium near said extraterrestrial

Matera the Mad
12-22-2009, 10:31 AM
extraterrestrial

Eleven xenon tubes radiated a terrifying effulgence round residential estates situated toward Rhode Island's Atlantic littoral.

Nymtoc
12-22-2009, 08:45 PM
littoral

Lucy is thoughtfully temperate, only raving at lunch.

Matera the Mad
12-22-2009, 11:50 PM
lunch

Love uses no cruel handicaps.

Albedo of Zero
12-23-2009, 12:27 AM
handicaps


Handsome as Napoleon Dynamite, Ichabod charmingly airs pathetic spunk.

Woof
12-23-2009, 01:30 AM
spunk

Stop picking Uncle Ned's kneecaps.

Nymtoc
12-23-2009, 01:36 AM
kneecaps

Kiss no elephant's extremely crusty ankle protrusions, Sandra.

Woof
12-23-2009, 01:46 AM
Sandra

Some artistic neanderthal designed rock architecture.

Nymtoc
12-23-2009, 01:50 AM
architecture

All read considerable horror into Tom's essentially creepy tales, usually relentlessly evil.

Woof
12-23-2009, 01:52 AM
evil

Esteban violated innocent llamas.

Nymtoc
12-23-2009, 01:55 AM
llamas

Laredo's left all messy after stampedes.

Matera the Mad
12-23-2009, 10:49 AM
stampedes

Slobs teach a multitude; poorly educated dons, even students.

Nymtoc
12-23-2009, 12:25 PM
students

She tried up, down, eventually needed to stop.

Preacher'sWife
12-23-2009, 08:49 PM
stop

Sensible tarts own property.

Matera the Mad
12-24-2009, 10:33 AM
property

Puerile relationships only provide ephemeral requital to youngsters. dratted y

Albedo of Zero
12-24-2009, 12:17 PM
youngsters

Young ostriches usually need graded sand to escape rebarbative situations.

Nymtoc
12-24-2009, 09:12 PM
situations

Silly idiot Teresa usually affected terrible, insulated overalls needing stitches.