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Woof
08-23-2009, 07:12 PM
sycophants

So yes, chewing old pigskin has a nasty taste sensation.

Matera the Mad
08-23-2009, 07:54 PM
sensation

Sometimes every new sum adds to infinity or nothing.

Nymtoc
08-23-2009, 08:44 PM
nothing

Nubile otters travel happily in nuptial groups.

Woof
08-23-2009, 10:20 PM
groups

Greta reached over under Papa's skirt.

Nymtoc
08-24-2009, 03:34 AM
skirt

Some kids irritate Rowena's tanager.

Matera the Mad
08-24-2009, 10:56 AM
tanager

"Titles are not all germane," Ed remarked.

Woof
08-24-2009, 03:08 PM
remarked

Recently, Ed met a rational kangaroo explaining Descartes.

Nymtoc
08-24-2009, 03:53 PM
Descartes

Defiantly enigmatic, Socrates could always rattle tentative, expectant students.

Woof
08-24-2009, 05:51 PM
students

Stanislavsky taught understudies everything necessary to strut.

Nymtoc
08-24-2009, 07:53 PM
strut

Some transgressors resist ultimate temptation.

sommemi
08-24-2009, 08:34 PM
Truly, euphoniums morph pleaseantly through all tempos in one nocturne.

Woof
08-25-2009, 01:14 AM
nocturne

No overture can truly underscore rhythm's natural endowment.

Nymtoc
08-25-2009, 01:19 AM
endowment

Entering Nevada, Debbie obviously wanted money, especially not taxable.

ldhoyt
08-25-2009, 04:03 AM
Taxable.
Two available Xylophones await bidable lyrical entertainment.

SanStormin
08-25-2009, 07:47 AM
ENTERTAINMENT

Effusive new training erks righteous Trappists attempting insidious nightly maiming entailing new techniques

Woof
08-25-2009, 04:39 PM
techniques

Ted earlier caught Helen napping inside Quentin's underwear, extremely stoned.

Nymtoc
08-25-2009, 06:51 PM
stoned

Soaring tipsily over Nome, Ethel deflated.

talkwrite
08-26-2009, 12:44 AM
Deflated

Doug's elegant feet lounged aimlessly torturing energetic distractions

Nymtoc
08-26-2009, 03:10 AM
distractions

Damn, if silly teenagers rumble and create turmoil, I offer nonchalant singing.

Woof
08-26-2009, 03:43 AM
singing

Simply intolerable, Nigel going into nouveau gardening!

Nymtoc
08-26-2009, 04:11 AM
gardening

Gee, Alfie, recorded details even now indicate nugatory gains.

Woof
08-26-2009, 04:20 PM
gains

Galloping alpacas invaded northern Spain.

trocadero
08-26-2009, 06:29 PM
SPAIN

Such people are invariably nitwits.

Woof
08-26-2009, 06:50 PM
nitwits

Never, I thought would I taste sawdust.

Nymtoc
08-26-2009, 07:06 PM
sawdust

Some advocates win decisions under secret tribunals.

Woof
08-26-2009, 10:48 PM
tribunals

Tom really insisted, but Ursula never accommodated lewd supplications.

Matera the Mad
08-27-2009, 09:28 AM
supplications

Simply using proper pronouns leaves indefinite clauses and the idiom offends, needlessly snafued.

Woof
08-27-2009, 04:14 PM
snafued

Sheila noticed a friend using Edna's diapers.

Nymtoc
08-27-2009, 06:06 PM
diapers

Didn't it appear peculiar--Elaine refusing satisfaction?

Woof
08-27-2009, 06:26 PM
satisfaction

Since arguing that iguanas sometimes foxtrot, all concluded that Ian opines nonsense.

Nymtoc
08-27-2009, 09:44 PM
nonsense

Never open national-security envelopes not sufficiently endorsed.

sommemi
08-27-2009, 10:35 PM
endorsed

Elephants never drive over rickety surfaces elevating delicately.

Nymtoc
08-28-2009, 12:45 PM
delicately

Drinking excessively, Lola instantly collapsed after Tom's engagement last year.

trocadero
08-28-2009, 01:20 PM
YEAR

Yellow espadrilles are ridiculous.

Woof
08-28-2009, 04:00 PM
ridiculous

Respecting Isabel's direct instructions, Charles unearthed Larry's old uncle's spine.

trocadero
08-28-2009, 04:46 PM
SPINE

Santa punishes incorrigibly naughty elves.

Woof
08-28-2009, 05:02 PM
elves

Every loud Valkyrie entered screaming.

Nymtoc
08-28-2009, 07:22 PM
screaming

Such crude, raucous expostulating at midnight is not genteel.

Woof
08-28-2009, 07:38 PM
genteel

Gary's ex nastily trashed each expensive limousine.

talkwrite
08-28-2009, 08:34 PM
Limousine
Lonely immigrant Mauritanian opticians usually serenade in native elegance

Nymtoc
08-29-2009, 09:09 PM
elegance

Everywhere leering, eerie ghosts are noxiously, creepily entering! :eek:

trocadero
09-01-2009, 03:07 PM
Ethel never thought Eric’s rants intelligent, nor gentle.

Woof
09-01-2009, 06:17 PM
gentle

Getting extremely nasty, Thomas liquidated Eloise.

Nymtoc
09-01-2009, 06:59 PM
Eloise

Eventually lovers overcome intolerably sad experiences.

trocadero
09-01-2009, 07:34 PM
experiences

Excessive x-raying’s possible effects realistically include eczema, nervousness, cavities – even sinusitis.

Woof
09-01-2009, 10:16 PM
sinusitis

Stuffed inflamed nostrils unusually sensitive in the incipient spring.

Nymtoc
09-01-2009, 10:19 PM
spring

She practically requires instant neural gratification.

Woof
09-02-2009, 01:23 AM
gratification

Gloria's ridiculous and totally insufferable fiancé, Ian created a terrible incident ogling newts.

Nymtoc
09-02-2009, 01:46 AM
newts

Noah especially wanted tranquil seas.

Woof
09-02-2009, 03:22 AM
seas

Silent efforts always succeed.

SWickham
09-02-2009, 03:52 AM
succeed

Surely underwear can creep even evil derrieres.

Matera the Mad
09-02-2009, 08:48 AM
derrieres

Destiny eventually resolves residual impediments, exceptions remaining entrenched, steadfast.

(w00t, what verbositude I has!)

Woof
09-02-2009, 04:20 PM
steadfast

Stan the embezzling accountant, diddled figures and stole trillions.

Nymtoc
09-02-2009, 06:26 PM
trillions

Timothy roared indignantly, leaving London in only nine seconds.

Woof
09-02-2009, 06:38 PM
seconds

Several extremely coarse opthamologists needled Donald's scrotum.

Nymtoc
09-02-2009, 06:41 PM
scrotum

Several conservative residents objected to Ulla's mom.

talkwrite
09-02-2009, 11:22 PM
mom
Mountains of Men

Woof
09-03-2009, 01:07 AM
men

My, Evelyn's neurotic.

Nymtoc
09-03-2009, 03:28 AM
neurotic

Never employ unreliable rubes on truly important cases.

Woof
09-03-2009, 03:45 AM
cases

Can a seabird ever salsa?

SanStormin
09-03-2009, 07:13 AM
salsa

Snarking allowed losers some anonymity

SWickham
09-04-2009, 04:15 AM
anonymity

Any neurosis obviously needles you, maybe it's truly yours.

Nymtoc
09-04-2009, 04:48 AM
yours

Yorkshire orchestras usually resist syncopation.

Woof
09-04-2009, 04:57 PM
syncopation

Say, your new critique of Pygmalion's admirable, though it's overly nuanced.

Nymtoc
09-04-2009, 05:08 PM
nuanced

Naomi's unusual asparagus nougat caused extreme disappointment.

Woof
09-04-2009, 05:17 PM
disappointment

Doris is subletting a puny penthouse over in Newark that may equal nearby tenements.

Nymtoc
09-04-2009, 05:28 PM
tenements

Talking "experts" never, ever mitigate extremely noxious television shows.

Woof
09-04-2009, 05:33 PM
shows

So how odoriferous was she?

Nymtoc
09-04-2009, 05:39 PM
she

Sidney has eczema.

Woof
09-04-2009, 05:49 PM
eczema

Every comedic zebra entertained mesmerized antelopes.

sommemi
09-04-2009, 11:04 PM
antelopes

Andrew never told everyone little Oscar played european soccer.

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 04:07 AM
soccer

Some other chap called Eloise rude.

SanStormin
09-07-2009, 06:04 AM
Really, Uranus didn't explode.

Matera the Mad
09-07-2009, 06:43 AM
explode

Even xenophobes prefer lots of daring exploits.

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 04:17 PM
exploits

Every xiphoid process leaves open internal transitional stresses.

:hat:

Woof
09-07-2009, 05:50 PM
stresses

She tried reading each Shakespeare sonnet entirely stoned.

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 05:52 PM
stoned

Some tomboys only need exercise devices.

Woof
09-07-2009, 06:00 PM
devices

Dying, Edward vehemently insists, cures extreme snoring.

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 06:05 PM
snoring

Seductive nymphets only rarely interest neurasthenic gentlemen.

DavidBrookes
09-07-2009, 06:20 PM
Great Elephants Nightly Take Little Elephent's Much-Enamoured Nibbles

Has this thread really been going for three years? :-D

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 06:32 PM
Has this thread really been going for three years? :-D

No, four.

nibbles

No intelligent bricklayer believes lifting equals success.

Woof
09-07-2009, 06:37 PM
success

Shameless Uncle Clive caressed every sexy senior.

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 06:40 PM
senior

Sure, except nobody is overtly resisting.

Woof
09-07-2009, 07:09 PM
resisting

Refusing every sinful indulgence, suddenly Teresa invaded nine guys.

Nymtoc
09-07-2009, 11:23 PM
guys

Get up, you slob!

Woof
09-08-2009, 12:25 AM
slob

Stop licking out bins.

Nymtoc
09-08-2009, 02:21 AM
bins

Betty is naturally slender.

DavidBrookes
09-08-2009, 12:54 PM
slender

Some llamas eat nothing during evening repose

Woof
09-08-2009, 03:43 PM
repose

Really expressive people only speak Esperanto.

Nymtoc
09-08-2009, 04:08 PM
Esperanto

Eventually some prisoners escaped, resisting all new torture orders.

Woof
09-08-2009, 04:13 PM
orders

Oddly, Rhonda does eat reptile soup.

Nymtoc
09-08-2009, 04:21 PM
soup

Sandra often uses paprika

Woof
09-08-2009, 05:27 PM
paprika

Paul and Patricia retreated into Klaus's abattoir.

DavidBrookes
09-08-2009, 06:21 PM
abattoir

Any baby animal tries to orate irritatingly raucously

meh.

Woof
09-08-2009, 06:34 PM
raucously

Rachel and Ursula came over unexpectedly, subsequently licking you.

DavidBrookes
09-08-2009, 06:39 PM
you

Your otter understands.

Woof
09-08-2009, 06:46 PM
understands

Unruly, nasty demons entered Richard's shop, taking a nice duck sculpture.

DavidBrookes
09-08-2009, 06:51 PM
sculpture

Some chavs ululated loudly, pretending to urinate rather emphatically.

Nymtoc
09-08-2009, 09:12 PM
emphatically

Eva's magpie pipes horribly, and Terry's indolent cats are lethargically, languidly yawning.

Woof
09-08-2009, 11:29 PM
yawning

Yes, a woman nicely impersonated Newt Gingrich.

Nymtoc
09-09-2009, 12:40 AM
Gingrich

God, it's nasty, gross Rudy incessantly chewing hamburgers!

:e2coffee:

Woof
09-09-2009, 01:17 AM
hamburgers

Harvey and Mary became uncomfortable receiving Gertrude's elephant rigatoni sauce.

Nymtoc
09-09-2009, 01:25 AM
sauce

Serendipity always upsets Cousin Erasmus.

DavidBrookes
09-09-2009, 12:45 PM
Damn, you guys are good...!

Erasmus

Ever read "Atlas Shrugged"? Macrology: unabashed swill!

Nymtoc
09-09-2009, 04:00 PM
swill

Senators will investigate legislative limitations.

Woof
09-09-2009, 04:12 PM
limitations

Looking into Michael's interstellar telescope, Alan then intensely observed Neptunian satyrs.

Amarie
09-09-2009, 04:18 PM
satyrs

Scram, and take your red skink.

Woof
09-09-2009, 04:21 PM
skink

Some kinky individuals navigate kayaks.

Nymtoc
09-09-2009, 04:32 PM
kayaks

Kids always yell at kindergarten substitutes.

DavidBrookes
09-09-2009, 04:43 PM
substitutes

Some ugly b*****d shoved toothpaste into Timmy's unclean trousers, evil scumbag!

Nymtoc
09-09-2009, 04:48 PM
scumbag

Sensible citizens understand my bitching about Glenn.

Woof
09-09-2009, 05:05 PM
Glenn

Gross louts expect nubile nymphs.

DavidBrookes
09-09-2009, 05:26 PM
nymphs

Note your mother's plaid hiking shoes!

Nymtoc
09-09-2009, 08:36 PM
shoes

Sybil had originally escaped suburbia.

DavidBrookes
09-10-2009, 01:36 PM
suburbia

Small umbrellas bow under rainfall, breaking Ingrid's amicableness.

ejaycee
09-10-2009, 03:39 PM
amicableness

After months in California, Aunt Betty loved every neighbour- enemies she'd shot.

Woof
09-10-2009, 03:59 PM
shot

Surgeons harnessed Omar's testicles.

Nymtoc
09-10-2009, 04:07 PM
testicles

Truthfully, every scribbler tries inserting cheap laughs, even Shakespeare.

Woof
09-10-2009, 04:18 PM
Shakespeare

She had a kinky expression, suggesting perhaps exotic appetites rarely experienced.

DavidBrookes
09-10-2009, 05:15 PM
experienced

Even xenophobes, provided everybody readily ignores encouragement, never call Ernie "Darkie".

Woof
09-10-2009, 10:06 PM
darkie

Deserting a royal kingdom is exile.

Nymtoc
09-10-2009, 10:08 PM
exile

Expert xenodiagnosis is ludicrously expensive.

DavidBrookes
09-11-2009, 01:03 PM
expensive

Eric's xylophone pinged every note superbly, impressing Veronica's ears.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 03:39 PM
ears

Eat a radish, Socrates.

Woof
09-11-2009, 03:42 PM
Socrates

Socialist organizations can really aggravate the extremely selfish.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 03:46 PM
selfish

See, even Lulu's ferret is strikingly hedonistic.

Woof
09-11-2009, 03:54 PM
hedonistic

He eventually drank Olivia's noxious Ichthyosaurus soup to induce coughing.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 03:58 PM
coughing

Contrary or unaccountably grouchy, Hubert is not going.

Woof
09-11-2009, 04:22 PM
going

Gloria only interests naked gentlemen.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 04:32 PM
gentlemen

Girls even now take limited engagements, most especially Norma.

Woof
09-11-2009, 04:42 PM
Norma

Naomi our revolting matchmaker approaches.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 04:48 PM
approaches

Alas, poor Popo's ridiculously overweight, and Cassandra has ended sadly.

Woof
09-11-2009, 04:55 PM
sadly

Sarah's aged dad lactates yearly.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 04:58 PM
yearly

Young eagles are rarely left yelling.

Woof
09-11-2009, 05:09 PM
yelling

Your exotic literature left Iris negating Ghandi.

DavidBrookes
09-11-2009, 05:13 PM
ghandi

Gurning halfwits and neophytes die ignorant

Woof
09-11-2009, 05:19 PM
ignorant

Igor's grudges naturally offended relatives after Norman's torture.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 09:28 PM
torture

Tamara occasionally resists Thad's unsavory, raunchy endeavors.

Woof
09-11-2009, 09:34 PM
endeavors

Everyone noticed Debbie ensconcing a vulture on Reginald's scalp.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 09:37 PM
scalp

So come, Allie, let's play!

Woof
09-11-2009, 09:40 PM
play

Pattie's lizard always yelps.

Nymtoc
09-11-2009, 09:44 PM
yelps

You endlessly lick peppermint sticks.

talkwrite
09-12-2009, 01:46 AM
Sticks

So Timothy is canvassing Kansas stockbrokers

Woof
09-12-2009, 05:36 PM
stockbrokers

Sam took over Charlie's kayak business, repairing old kayaks, exceeding random success.

Nymtoc
09-12-2009, 05:53 PM
success

Some uxorious chaps can expect saintly spouses.

Woof
09-12-2009, 06:13 PM
spouses

Supposedly, Peter only undresses Saturdays expecting sex.

Nymtoc
09-12-2009, 06:18 PM
sex

Shun every xenophobe!

Woof
09-12-2009, 06:34 PM
xenophobe

Xaviera entertained numerous old, perverted hedonists, observing bacchanalia events.

Nymtoc
09-12-2009, 06:40 PM
events

Every Venetian expects nice totano, Signor.

Woof
09-12-2009, 07:38 PM
Signor

Something inside Greta's nightgown ostentatiously roared.

Nymtoc
09-13-2009, 01:37 AM
roared

Reba offered a raunchy evening distraction.

Woof
09-13-2009, 03:55 PM
distraction

Descartes introduced some terribly radical and contradictory theories involving obstetric nursing.

Nymtoc
09-13-2009, 04:40 PM
nursing

No, unless Richard's sister is nicely groomed.

Woof
09-13-2009, 05:01 PM
groomed

Getting rid of Olivia, Michael embraced drinking.

Nymtoc
09-13-2009, 05:14 PM
drinking

Don't react if Natalie's kitchen is noxiously grungy.

Woof
09-13-2009, 07:39 PM
grungy

George's rude uncle nonchalantly groped Yvette.

aruna
09-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Yvette

Yes, Valerie elegantly tamed ten elephants

DavidBrookes
09-16-2009, 01:35 PM
Excited lemurs eat potatoes hot and nice, taking salt.

Nymtoc
09-16-2009, 04:13 PM
salt

Swans always like Tchaikovsky.

Woof
09-16-2009, 05:03 PM
Tchaikovsky

Tom came home and interrupted Kathy's overtly vile scenario kissing yaks.

Nymtoc
09-16-2009, 05:09 PM
yaks

Yanktonai all kept sheep.

Woof
09-16-2009, 05:13 PM
sheep

She has extremely erotic predilections.

Nymtoc
09-16-2009, 05:18 PM
predilections

Patricia resolutely entertains deterministic ideas, leaving evil characters to insist on natural selection.

Woof
09-16-2009, 05:21 PM
selection

Solemnly eviscerating Lester's esophagus, Carl then incised Olivia's neck.

Nymtoc
09-16-2009, 05:23 PM
neck

Never evade creative kink.

Woof
09-16-2009, 05:26 PM
kink

King Igor nibbles kippers.

Nymtoc
09-16-2009, 05:28 PM
kippers

Keep it private, Pete, especially regarding salaciousness.

Woof
09-16-2009, 11:04 PM
salaciousness

Superficial and lacking a cohesive intelligence, Omar's story naturally engendered superb sales.

Nymtoc
09-16-2009, 11:24 PM
sales

Serena always lets Eddie suffer.

Woof
09-17-2009, 04:16 PM
suffer

Sitting under fatal fauna exacerbates rashes.

DavidBrookes
09-17-2009, 04:19 PM
rashes

Red apples shine healthily every summer

Woof
09-17-2009, 04:29 PM
summer

Suddenly, urgently, mutant mermaids emerged, running.

Nymtoc
09-17-2009, 04:31 PM
running

Rebecca's unrestrained, naughtily nude in nightly gatherings.

Woof
09-17-2009, 04:42 PM
gatherings

Go and tell Hernando everything relevant in negotiating ganja supplies.

Nymtoc
09-17-2009, 04:49 PM
supplies

Such unusual pimples put limits in Ethel's sensuality.

DavidBrookes
09-17-2009, 05:07 PM
sensuality

Sucking eggs, Nan swallowed urgently and loudly iterated, 'Turgid yolk!'

Woof
09-17-2009, 06:42 PM
yolk

Yes, ontologists love Kant.

Nymtoc
09-17-2009, 08:36 PM
Kant

Kenny adores nutty tarts.

sommemi
09-17-2009, 09:47 PM
Telecommuters always request telephone sex.

Matera the Mad
09-18-2009, 09:05 AM
sex

Sex enlivens xenophobes.

Woof
09-18-2009, 04:07 PM
xenophobes

Xerxes encore never occurred; perhaps Handel overheard booing, even snickers.

Nymtoc
09-18-2009, 04:27 PM
snickers

Sadly, now idiots can kill enemies ridiculously simply.

Woof
09-18-2009, 04:43 PM
simply

Surreal illusionists made pianos loudly yelp.

Nymtoc
09-18-2009, 04:59 PM
yelp

Yesterday's ecdysiasts longingly pine.

Woof
09-18-2009, 05:07 PM
pine

Priapic impulses noticeably enlarged.

Nymtoc
09-18-2009, 05:11 PM
enlarged

Even new librarians are rather gross enjoying Dracula.

Woof
09-18-2009, 05:40 PM
Dracula

Directions read, "After clamping ulcerated leg, amputate".

watercayman
09-18-2009, 06:03 PM
Amputate

A mild pestilence ulcerated the anterior thigh equally.

SWickham
09-18-2009, 11:24 PM
Equally

Even queer unusual animals live long years.

sommemi
09-18-2009, 11:51 PM
YEARS

Yellow emus are rarely seen.

Nymtoc
09-19-2009, 03:22 AM
seen

Significant errors erode novels.

watercayman
09-19-2009, 05:43 AM
Novels

Nevell's owl verified evil letters Saturday.

Melenka
09-20-2009, 05:54 AM
Saturday

"So," Annie thought, "underdog radicals don't always yield."

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 06:00 PM
yield

Yes, it's easy loving Dolores.

Woof
09-20-2009, 09:41 PM
Dolores

During our little orgy, Rita evoked Satan.

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Satan

Susan applies Tabasco at night.

Woof
09-20-2009, 10:12 PM
night

Never incite greedy horned toads.

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 10:17 PM
toads

Tonight only accept decent service!

Woof
09-20-2009, 10:34 PM
service

Some entrée! Raspberry vulture in curried eggs.

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 10:39 PM
eggs

Emigrés get green salad.

Woof
09-20-2009, 10:43 PM
salad

She always loved affluent dads.

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 10:44 PM
dads

Doesn't Annie deserve something?

Woof
09-20-2009, 10:59 PM
something

Sitting on Maria's extremely titillating hamstring, Ian noticed ganglia.

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 11:04 PM
ganglia

Georgina and Noreen got lollipops, inter alia.

Woof
09-20-2009, 11:10 PM
alia

Alice's ladybug is apoplectic.

Nymtoc
09-20-2009, 11:22 PM
apoplectic

Accept peculiar old predictors' lists, except championship teams in Chicago.

Woof
09-21-2009, 12:53 AM
Chicago

Carl had indigestion. Cause: a gekko omelette.

Nymtoc
09-21-2009, 12:57 AM
omelette

Oh my, even Longfellow essentially tanked taking exams.

Woof
09-21-2009, 01:09 AM
exams

Essentially, xylopia are mossy shrubs.

Nymtoc
09-21-2009, 01:19 AM
shrubs

Several have reported unmitigated bull, Senator!

Woof
09-21-2009, 01:24 AM
Senator

See eight naked Amazons tonight on runways.

SanStormin
09-21-2009, 06:40 AM
Runways

Running unclad near wild animals yields scratches

watercayman
09-21-2009, 07:27 AM
Scratches

She came running, announcing the choir had excellent singers.

Matera the Mad
09-21-2009, 07:32 AM
scratches

Sam called recently and told Chris he escaped safely.

drat

singers

Someone is now giving Emma racial slurs

Woof
09-21-2009, 03:52 PM
slurs

Stop licking Uncle Roland's soles.

Nymtoc
09-21-2009, 04:35 PM
soles

Some only lease expensive saddles.

Woof
09-21-2009, 04:50 PM
saddles

Saturday, a despicable dude leased Eddie's sister.

Nymtoc
09-21-2009, 04:53 PM
sister

Sharon invariably shuns those easy romances.

Woof
09-22-2009, 04:29 PM
romances

Rita's old maid attitude naturally caused extreme sarcasm.

Nymtoc
09-22-2009, 05:33 PM
sarcasm

So all rationality ceased after Saturday morning.

Woof
09-22-2009, 06:47 PM
morning

Mostly old reprobates nibble inside night gowns.

Nymtoc
09-22-2009, 06:55 PM
gowns

Gosh, old Walt's never satisfied.

Woof
09-22-2009, 07:05 PM
satisfied

Some abominable trickster inserted shark fins inside Eddie's drawers.

DavidBrookes
09-22-2009, 07:32 PM
drawers

Drowning rats always wade, eventually reaching shores.

Woof
09-22-2009, 07:35 PM
shores

She hacked open Richard exuding slime.

sommemi
09-22-2009, 08:50 PM
slime

Sometimes, lousy intercourse makes enemies.

Woof
09-22-2009, 10:57 PM
enemies

Ever notice every man is expecting sex?

sommemi
09-23-2009, 12:07 AM
Stems employ xylem.

Nymtoc
09-23-2009, 06:00 AM
xylem

Xenocryst, yielding laterally, engenders mesomorphism.

:sword

Matera the Mad
09-23-2009, 06:01 AM
xylem

Xylophagus? Your lexicon eludes me!

mesomorphism

My elephant sucked on my old rattle; perhaps his intelligence supersedes mine.

Drat you, Nymtoc!

Nymtoc
09-23-2009, 07:14 AM
mine

Mortimer is nobody's exemplar.

[First come, first served, Matera! :sword ]

DavidBrookes
09-23-2009, 01:21 PM
exemplar

Even 'Xander excitedly makes puppies lick and roll

Nymtoc
09-23-2009, 03:02 PM
roll

Ridiculous Ollie lies liberally.

Woof
09-23-2009, 04:01 PM
liberally

Lois is becoming extremely religious after locating Laura's yogi.

Nymtoc
09-23-2009, 08:11 PM
yogi

You only groan incessantly.

Woof
09-24-2009, 04:39 PM
incessantly

I naturally communicated email songs since a new talent left yodeling.

Nymtoc
09-24-2009, 04:49 PM
yodeling

Yvonne occasionally dances, even luxuriates in newfangled gavottes.

Woof
09-24-2009, 04:54 PM
gavottes

Gerry and Veronica overheard Tina telling everyone smut.

Nymtoc
09-24-2009, 04:57 PM
smut

She's moping until Tuesday.

Woof
09-24-2009, 05:07 PM
Tuesday

Then Uncle Edward solemnly deified a yak.

Nymtoc
09-24-2009, 05:10 PM
yak

Yes, Aunt Kate.

Woof
09-24-2009, 05:14 PM
Kate

Kites are terribly ethereal.

Nymtoc
09-24-2009, 05:21 PM
ethereal

Evelyn told how Edgar rarely eats after lunch.

Woof
09-24-2009, 05:24 PM
lunch

Let us never criticize hunchbacks.

DavidBrookes
09-24-2009, 06:59 PM
hunchbacks

His underpants noxiously churned, having blown ass-chocolate kernels southwards.

sommemi
09-24-2009, 07:19 PM
euch....

southwards

Seething outwardly, Ula tried her wits at restocking dirty shelves.

thornhill
09-24-2009, 10:42 PM
shelves

She hoped every last vulture eviscerated Stephen.

Woof
09-25-2009, 12:49 AM
Stephen

Summoned towards evil purposes, Henry entered netherworld.

Nymtoc
09-25-2009, 03:14 AM
netherworld

Now everyone tried hasty, erratic responses, when only real logic determined.

Matera the Mad
09-25-2009, 08:26 AM
determined

Dreary eternity takes eons, returning mindlessly in never ending days.