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Nymtoc
07-23-2009, 06:12 AM
Norbert

Nadine's opus reads badly, ending really tackily.

Susie
07-23-2009, 06:34 AM
TACKILY

Treating all children kindly is love, yes?

Matera the Mad
07-23-2009, 07:45 AM
yes

Yesterday everything stunk. :(

Nymtoc
07-23-2009, 08:23 AM
stunk

Scars turned ugly, nearly keratinized.

Matera the Mad
07-23-2009, 09:49 AM
keratinized

Keen eyes reflected a thought; I noticed Isaac's zealous energy diminish.

Nymtoc
07-23-2009, 11:58 AM
diminish

Dad is miserable if Naomi is smoking hashish.

Woof
07-23-2009, 04:06 PM
hashish

However a swan hisses, it sounds honest.

vox
07-23-2009, 04:09 PM
Honestly, one never expects sugary treats.

Woof
07-23-2009, 04:18 PM
treats

To really experience a thrill, snorkel.

Nymtoc
07-23-2009, 05:39 PM
snorkel

Seriously, now only Rebecca keeps expecting luxury.

Woof
07-23-2009, 08:48 PM
luxury

Laura's unconventional xenopus undeniably respects you.

Nymtoc
07-23-2009, 10:32 PM
you

Yelling only upsets.

Woof
07-23-2009, 11:24 PM
upsets

Unfortunately, Peter shot Edna's trained snail.

Nymtoc
07-23-2009, 11:51 PM
Snail mail is used today only for things like bills, sales promotions, summonses for jury duty and wedding invitations.

Woof
07-24-2009, 12:07 AM
...um...which game are you playing?

Nymtoc
07-24-2009, 12:14 AM
Arghhh! I did it again!!!

Snail

So Nimrod actually invented liniment.

Matera the Mad
07-24-2009, 04:43 AM
liniment

Lemons impart no inharmonious material elements; nicely tart.

Woof
07-24-2009, 04:25 PM
tart

To antagonize requires training.

Nymtoc
07-24-2009, 04:35 PM
training

Thelma rebelled and is now into nasty garbage.

Woof
07-24-2009, 04:48 PM
garbage

Gretchen and Rudy began a gruesome enterprise.

Nymtoc
07-24-2009, 05:00 PM
enterprise

Every night, though Evelyn resisted, Pierre resumed incredibly sinister escapades.

Woof
07-24-2009, 05:24 PM
escapades

Each supporting cast arrived, performing a drama entirely stoned.

vox
07-24-2009, 05:40 PM
Something totally onerous needs explaining, Dan.

Woof
07-24-2009, 06:46 PM
Dan

Dwayne's a nerd.

Nymtoc
07-24-2009, 09:16 PM
nerd

Nobody ever rants discreetly.

Susie
07-25-2009, 01:06 AM
discreetly

Diana is so credible really, especially England totally loves you.

Woof
07-25-2009, 03:30 PM
you

Youth oppose ugliness.

Nymtoc
07-25-2009, 09:27 PM
ugliness

Unfortunately, Gwen left Ipswich not even slightly sober.

Woof
07-26-2009, 07:57 PM
sober

Sam ordered Brontosaurus egg rolls.

Nymtoc
07-26-2009, 09:55 PM
rolls

Rachmaninoff only liked lush symphonies.

Woof
07-27-2009, 12:30 AM
symphonies

Since your masterpiece poem, Haiku On Nine Inchworms , everyone's stupefied.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 01:54 AM
stupefied

Some trade unionists put economic flowering in extreme danger.

trocadero
07-27-2009, 03:21 PM
DANGER

Despite April's nagging, Gerald editorialized randomly.

Woof
07-27-2009, 05:31 PM
randomly

Reaching a nasty denouement, Olivia's manservant left yelling.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 05:35 PM
yelling

Yamasee elders liked lounging in native garb.

Woof
07-27-2009, 05:48 PM
garb

Garbo always reclined beautifully.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 06:25 PM
beautifully

Betsy entertained and usually traveled in France until late last year.

Woof
07-27-2009, 09:38 PM
Year

Your essay's amazingly radical.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 10:11 PM
radical

Really, Aunt Desdemona is charming and lovely.

Woof
07-27-2009, 11:13 PM
lovely

Look out! Vultures especially like you.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 11:16 PM
you

Yeshivas ordinarily uplift.

Woof
07-27-2009, 11:24 PM
uplift

Unusually, Peter left in floral trousers.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 11:28 PM
trousers


Those reprobates obviously unfastened Susan's exotically revealing skirt.

Woof
07-27-2009, 11:36 PM
skirt

Satanic kooks invaded Rita's trailer.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 11:41 PM
trailer

The rats at Ilsa's lodge eat rabbits.

:e2teeth:

Woof
07-27-2009, 11:48 PM
rabbits

Rabbis and Baptist believers inspired theological shifts.

Nymtoc
07-27-2009, 11:55 PM
shifts

Sheila has itches for trailer slobs.

Woof
07-28-2009, 04:48 PM
slobs

Steve likes orange body stockings.

Nymtoc
07-28-2009, 05:08 PM
stockings

She takes on cool kings in nifty gym suits.

Woof
07-28-2009, 05:29 PM
suits

Stop underestimating Ian's trained spider.

Nymtoc
07-28-2009, 05:30 PM
spider

Sadly, poor Isaac died eradicating rot.

Woof
07-28-2009, 05:31 PM
rot

Recline on trollops.

Nymtoc
07-28-2009, 05:39 PM
trollops

Today, relentlessly, Ona laced loops on polyester skivvies.

trocadero
07-28-2009, 07:37 PM
SKIVVIES

Sycophantic know-alls inspire vengeful violence in erudite scholars.

Nymtoc
07-28-2009, 10:04 PM
scholars

Strange craft hovering over Laredo are rarely seen.

Woof
07-28-2009, 11:34 PM
seen

So, Evelyn exercises naked.

Nymtoc
07-28-2009, 11:41 PM
naked

Nod, as Karl's extremely dense.

Woof
07-28-2009, 11:56 PM
dense

Dante's early novels scared everyone.

Nymtoc
07-29-2009, 09:14 PM
everyone

Every Venusian expects rich yields overcoming Neptunian elders.

Woof
07-29-2009, 09:27 PM
elders

Every loutish dolt expects respect, so?

Nymtoc
07-29-2009, 09:29 PM
so

Stop obfuscating!

Woof
07-29-2009, 09:40 PM
obfuscating

On Bob's farm, Ursula saw cows and toads ingesting neighborhood girls.

Nymtoc
07-29-2009, 09:43 PM
girls

Gosh, Isaac, Rachel's losing sleep.

Woof
07-29-2009, 09:50 PM
sleep

Since Lucille entertained, everyone perished.

Nymtoc
07-29-2009, 10:03 PM
Perished long ago, the ghosts of the crew of the Flying Dutchman haunt the world's oceans to this day.

Woof
07-29-2009, 10:09 PM
day

Debbie's a yenta.

Nymtoc
07-29-2009, 10:13 PM
yenta

Your equerries need turquoise ascots.

Woof
07-29-2009, 10:17 PM
ascots

And Susan caught Otis taping smut.

Nymtoc
07-29-2009, 10:20 PM
smut

Susan misses unusual teasing.

Woof
07-30-2009, 01:18 AM
teasing

To escape a shark, Ian netted goldfish.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 01:51 AM
goldfish

General Oldfart led decimated forces into sheer horror.

Susie
07-30-2009, 02:50 AM
horror

Harry Oatem ran rallies over Raleigh.

Melenka
07-30-2009, 07:20 AM
Raleigh

Returning after lunch, Edwin insisted Gloria hurry.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 07:55 AM
hurry

Harold usually relishes rich yogurt.

Woof
07-30-2009, 03:56 PM
yogurt

Yes, old goats usually read Tolstoy.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 04:09 PM
Tolstoy

Tess occasionally likes stewed tomatoes on yams.

Woof
07-30-2009, 04:13 PM
yams

Your ambition might swell.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 04:14 PM
swell

States will eventually lose liberty.

:(

Woof
07-30-2009, 04:18 PM
liberty

Lest inhibition block expression, Richard tried yelling.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 04:21 PM
yelling

Yes, Elena loves literate, intelligent nude gatherings.

Woof
07-30-2009, 04:36 PM
gathering

George and Tina had earlier retired in nifty gowns.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 04:39 PM
gowns

Go out West now, son.

Woof
07-30-2009, 04:41 PM
son

Swim over nude.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 04:45 PM
nude

Nice undies, Debbie, eh?

trocadero
07-30-2009, 04:46 PM
NUDE

Never underestimate dowdy educators.

Woof
07-30-2009, 04:57 PM
Educators, eh?

Evidentally, Diana undressed Carl and then ostentatiously refused sex, even hugging.

trocadero
07-30-2009, 06:16 PM
:) Woof

HUGGING

Hillary undulated grotesquely, giving instant nausea gratuitously. NO WAIT - not gratuitously – globally. :)

Woof
07-30-2009, 07:30 PM
globally

Geoffrey lifted Olivia's blouse and loudly laughed, yessir!

trocadero
07-30-2009, 08:14 PM
YESSIR

Young Englishmen smell sweeter if roasted.

SWickham
07-30-2009, 08:28 PM
roasted

Really obvious advances suggests eerie desperation.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 10:19 PM
desperation

Drivers entering St. Paul even raced against teenage idiots one night.

Woof
07-30-2009, 11:31 PM
night

Never ignore giant horned toads.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 11:42 PM
toads

Toni overacted at Deborah's shindig.

Woof
07-30-2009, 11:47 PM
shindig

Sidney hated Irene's nightly dinner, instant gruel.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 11:48 PM
gruel

Great rulers usually eviscerate lackeys.

Woof
07-30-2009, 11:52 PM
lackeys

Lamentably, after Church Kevin eyeballed Yvonne's sister.

Nymtoc
07-30-2009, 11:59 PM
sister

Sinister individuals secretly tried eliminating rappers.

Woof
07-31-2009, 12:09 AM
rappers

Raising a panther presents extremely risky scenarios.

Nymtoc
07-31-2009, 10:16 AM
scenarios

Sarah cutely exits, never allowing Russians into official secrets.

:roll:

Woof
07-31-2009, 03:44 PM
secrets

Such erotic confessions really engenders tantalizing stories.

Nymtoc
07-31-2009, 09:17 PM
stories

Sadly, Tamara, our relationship is extremely strange.

Woof
07-31-2009, 11:22 PM
strange

Señor, this restaurant accepts no gringo euros.

DeleyanLee
07-31-2009, 11:25 PM
EUROS

Enough upstart rugabagas, old sir?

Woof
07-31-2009, 11:36 PM
sir

Snarling is required.

Nymtoc
07-31-2009, 11:40 PM
required

Regretfully, Edwina, quite unsavory individuals released excremental droppings.

Woof
07-31-2009, 11:44 PM
droppings

Does robbing a paraplegic penguin in northern Greenland suck?

Nymtoc
07-31-2009, 11:47 PM
suck

Some ungulates can kiss.

Woof
08-01-2009, 12:03 AM
kiss

Knight is selling swords.

Nymtoc
08-01-2009, 12:07 AM
swords

Some witches organize really dandy soirées.

Susie
08-02-2009, 05:57 AM
soirees

Silently our interest rests early each Sunday.

Woof
08-02-2009, 08:26 PM
Sunday

Smothering under Norman's dog, Alison yelled.

Nymtoc
08-02-2009, 08:34 PM
"Yelled, did she?" said Clem. "If you ask me, the critter sounds a whole lot better when she squeals."

Woof
08-02-2009, 08:39 PM
EARTH TO NYMTOC: WHAT GAME IS THIS?

Nymtoc
08-02-2009, 08:43 PM
[I've been making these mistakes just to see if you were on your toes.]

yelled

Yes, Ernie, licentious ladies eat donuts.

Woof
08-02-2009, 08:49 PM
donuts

Dodging a nuke, Urjo then swore.

Nymtoc
08-02-2009, 08:51 PM
swore

Some women only read Erasmus.

Susie
08-02-2009, 09:33 PM
Erasmus

Each rainy afternoon some muggers use spice.

Nymtoc
08-03-2009, 06:04 PM
spice

Some people irritate Clara's elephant.

Woof
08-03-2009, 07:27 PM
elephant

Eventually, Larry's extremely pessimistic horse achieved negative trotting.

Nymtoc
08-03-2009, 10:06 PM
trotting

The reason Orson takes Tylenol is neural granuloma.

:(

Woof
08-04-2009, 12:22 AM
granuloma

Giving Randy a noose, Ursula lugged over Mother's armchair.

Nymtoc
08-04-2009, 12:31 AM
armchair

A really malicious cobra hissed and injected rabies.

Woof
08-04-2009, 12:42 AM
rabies

Riling a buffalo is extremely stupid.

Nymtoc
08-04-2009, 12:52 AM
stupid

Sensitive tigers usually prefer insulated dens.

trocadero
08-04-2009, 04:28 AM
DENS

Does everyone not sleep?

Woof
08-04-2009, 04:04 PM
sleep

Sharon loved everything except piranhas.

Nymtoc
08-04-2009, 08:07 PM
piranhas

Pierce it rationally, and not hurriedly and stupidly.

Susie
08-05-2009, 03:31 AM
Stupidly.


Sandy too upset, peaked in, didn't like you.

Matera the Mad
08-05-2009, 09:16 AM
you

Your overcoat's ugly.

Nymtoc
08-05-2009, 09:53 AM
ugly

Usually garrulous, Lili yawned.

Woof
08-05-2009, 03:31 PM
yawned

Yes, a walrus needs eternal drama.

Nymtoc
08-05-2009, 03:35 PM
drama

Damned rats are mating again!

Woof
08-05-2009, 03:38 PM
again

Angry gators are invading Nepal.

Nymtoc
08-05-2009, 03:55 PM
Nepal

Nobody ever predicted a landslide.

Woof
08-05-2009, 04:04 PM
landslide

Larry and Norah defied several laws incinerating duck eggs.

Nymtoc
08-05-2009, 04:06 PM
eggs

Elected government got serious.

Woof
08-05-2009, 04:08 PM
serious

"Slay every infidel," Imam ordered unflinching servants.

Nymtoc
08-05-2009, 04:14 PM
servants

Sharp Eddie really very actively negotiates tricky situations.

trocadero
08-06-2009, 10:22 AM
SITUATIONS

Several idiots turned up and tried insulting our ninja soldiers.

Woof
08-06-2009, 03:38 PM
soldiers

Several official lawmen died investigating Eddie's reptile store.

Nymtoc
08-06-2009, 03:49 PM
store

Senators trashed our ruinous economy.

Woof
08-06-2009, 04:06 PM
economy

Evidently, Connie's obese niece, Olga misses you.

Nymtoc
08-06-2009, 04:15 PM
you

Yon ocean undulates.

Woof
08-07-2009, 06:25 PM
undulates

Under Nancy's decidedly ugly lacquered armoire, two eagles sat.

trocadero
08-07-2009, 06:35 PM
SAT

She's all thumbs.

Woof
08-07-2009, 06:42 PM
thumbs

That's horrible--Uncle Morris befriended Satan?

trocadero
08-07-2009, 06:58 PM
SATAN

Simper away, thou abominable newt!

Nymtoc
08-07-2009, 09:36 PM
newt

Now Ellen wants toffee.

Woof
08-07-2009, 10:50 PM
toffee

Thérèse offered five francs eight écus.

Nymtoc
08-07-2009, 10:55 PM
écus

"Élementaire," curiously uttered Sherlock.

Woof
08-07-2009, 10:59 PM
Sherlock

So, her extremely rotund look offended Calvin Klein?

Nymtoc
08-07-2009, 11:03 PM
Klein

Keep laughing, Ernestine is nuts.

Woof
08-07-2009, 11:14 PM
nuts

Never understood tongue sandwiches.

Nymtoc
08-07-2009, 11:18 PM
sandwiches

Still, a nondescript dress wouldn't impede Charlene having elegant shoes.

Matera the Mad
08-08-2009, 06:34 AM
shoes

Shooting homeless old elephants sucks.

Nymtoc
08-08-2009, 03:14 PM
sucks

So Uma's cooking kiwi sauce?

Woof
08-08-2009, 06:02 PM
sauce

Saturday, an undercooked chicken exited.

Nymtoc
08-08-2009, 08:17 PM
exited

Essentially, Xavier is too easily discouraged.

Matera the Mad
08-09-2009, 07:16 AM
discouraged

Discography is seldom considered objectively unless rights are guarded equally, Dave.

Nymtoc
08-09-2009, 10:13 AM
Dave

Dramas are very exciting.

trocadero
08-09-2009, 03:45 PM
EXCITING

Every x-ray caused Ivan thrills, inciting nervous giggles.

Nymtoc
08-10-2009, 12:35 AM
giggles

Gawky individuals get goosebumps learning extreme situations.

SWickham
08-10-2009, 02:30 AM
Situations

Sandra is trying unsuccessful alignments to initiate original, new sayings.

Matera the Mad
08-10-2009, 06:26 AM
sayings

So... a yak is not good sausage.

Woof
08-10-2009, 05:14 PM
sausage

Saturday afternoon, Ursula saw a gyrating eggplant.

Nymtoc
08-10-2009, 06:25 PM
eggplant

Even gawky Giselle pirouetted lightly and never tripped.

Woof
08-10-2009, 06:42 PM
tripped

To really intuit people's personalities, eat donuts.

Nymtoc
08-10-2009, 06:49 PM
donuts

Don't our Nationals usually take Seattle?

Woof
08-10-2009, 07:39 PM
Seattle

So, Ellen added that Tina's lover looks Etruscan.

Nymtoc
08-10-2009, 08:06 PM
Etruscan

Every thespian recoils under scurrilous criticism and negativity.

Matera the Mad
08-12-2009, 10:34 AM
negativity

Never expect gratitude after the inlaws visit if they're yawning.

Woof
08-12-2009, 03:36 PM
yawning

You and Wendell never invited Nancy's gorilla.

Nymtoc
08-12-2009, 06:27 PM
gorilla

Graham ordinarily revels in lightly lubricious acts.

Woof
08-13-2009, 04:24 PM
acts

All civilized thespians sing.

Nymtoc
08-13-2009, 06:28 PM
sing

Stop insensitive, negative griping!

Amarie
08-14-2009, 07:29 AM
griping

Gerbils ride in petmobiles if newly groomed.

Matera the Mad
08-14-2009, 11:41 AM
groomed

Gerald recovered only our minor educational documents.

Nymtoc
08-14-2009, 04:54 PM
documents

Don't use credit unless money exhibits new tendencies soon.

trocadero
08-14-2009, 05:40 PM
SOON

Stick on ornamental noodles.

Nymtoc
08-15-2009, 08:48 AM
noodles

Normally, offensive odors don't leak everywhere simultaneously.

Woof
08-15-2009, 06:48 PM
simultaneously

Several items made Ursula's list; tuna, anchovies, Nair, eggplant, oatmeal, uncooked snake, lemonade, yams.

Albedo
08-16-2009, 04:54 AM
yams

Yaks assaulted metropolitan Schenectady.

Matera the Mad
08-16-2009, 05:55 AM
Schenectady

Several ccommon habits eventually negate efforts calculated to augment daily yield.

Nymtoc
08-16-2009, 02:32 PM
yield

Yonder is Ethelred's lugubrious domain.

Woof
08-16-2009, 10:42 PM
domain

Did Olivia marry an ignorant Neanderthal?

Nymtoc
08-16-2009, 11:03 PM
Neanderthal

Neil exploded, and now doesn't everyone remember the horror about Lily?

Woof
08-17-2009, 01:21 AM
Lily

Lizards invariably love you.

Nymtoc
08-17-2009, 01:29 AM
you

Yersiniosis occasionally upsets.

Albedo
08-17-2009, 07:29 AM
upsets

Unstimulating phone sex equals time squandered.

Matera the Mad
08-17-2009, 08:48 AM
squandered

Sam queried under a nom de escritoire, remaining entirely delusional.

(Do I mean he thinks he's a writing-desk? Prolly....)

Nymtoc
08-17-2009, 03:36 PM
delusional

Despite everything, Lorenzo's uncle seems idiotically, outrageously nutty about Lucrezia.

Woof
08-17-2009, 06:56 PM
Lucrezia

Looking under Charlie's rear end, Zelda inspected aphids.

Nymtoc
08-17-2009, 08:59 PM
aphids

Always puking, Harold is definitely sick.

Woof
08-18-2009, 12:45 AM
sick

Saladin is converting Kurds.

Nymtoc
08-18-2009, 12:49 AM
Kurds

Kansas usually resists Democratic solutions.

Woof
08-18-2009, 01:00 AM
solutions

Say, occult lore understands that intuition never stops.

Nymtoc
08-18-2009, 06:45 AM
stops

Sally took Oliver's pony saddle.

Woof
08-18-2009, 04:03 PM
saddle

Sadistic Alice demonically drilled Leon's elbow.

Nymtoc
08-18-2009, 07:29 PM
elbow

Every linchpin broke on Wednesday.

Woof
08-18-2009, 07:53 PM
Wednesday

"Will Edward die next Easter?" said Doris, actually yawning.

Nymtoc
08-18-2009, 07:56 PM
yawning

Yesterday's arrows will not injure Noam's grandchildren.

Matera the Mad
08-19-2009, 07:51 AM
grandchildren

"Good riddance and no dolor," chimed Helen, in lackadaisical dishabille, rising easily nevertheless.

Nymtoc
08-19-2009, 09:11 AM
nevertheless

Natives exploring Vanuatu's ethereal riverine tombs hesitated, essentially lost, eventually strangely soporific.

oneblindmouse
08-19-2009, 09:23 AM
soporific

She often proposed ordinary raw insects for immediate consumption.

Matera the Mad
08-19-2009, 10:17 AM
consumption

Conciliating oafish nerds seemed useless; Mary preferred to invite only nobility.

Albedo
08-19-2009, 11:42 AM
nobility

Nigel's orange, blinking indicator light is troubling you.

Nymtoc
08-19-2009, 02:38 PM
you

Yes, Orbert's unconventional.

Woof
08-19-2009, 03:48 PM
unconventional

Uncle Ned caught old Nancy violating Ellen's not terribly intelligent otter, Norman at Lourdes.

Nymtoc
08-19-2009, 03:52 PM
Lourdes

Lois originally underestimated Ralph's determinedly erotic side.

Woof
08-19-2009, 03:56 PM
side

Say, is Deborah easy?

Nymtoc
08-19-2009, 03:59 PM
easy

Evelyn always says yes.

Woof
08-19-2009, 04:11 PM
yes

You ever snorkel?

Nymtoc
08-19-2009, 04:18 PM
snorkel

Some noisy orgiasts really killed easy listening.

Woof
08-19-2009, 04:24 PM
listening

Lately Ian started trying enriched napalm in nightly gargling.

Albedo
08-19-2009, 04:24 PM
snorkel

Some naval officers request krill every lunchtime.

(pipped at the post!)

gargling

Grandmas are rarely glimpsed levitating in normal gravity.

Nymtoc
08-20-2009, 09:32 PM
gravity

Gosh, Rachel, a very intelligent terrapin's yawning.

Woof
08-20-2009, 10:39 PM
yawning

Yes, a winning novel includes naughty geishas.

Nymtoc
08-20-2009, 10:59 PM
geishas

Generally, ergonomics isn't satisfactorily handled at seminars.

Woof
08-20-2009, 11:27 PM
seminars

Sam's extremely morose inchworm, Norbert, actually reads Sartre.

Albedo
08-21-2009, 02:48 AM
seminars

Sam's extremely morose inchworm, Norbert, actually reads Sartre.

Sartre

Seismographs are registering tiny, rumbling earthquakes.

Woof
08-21-2009, 04:10 PM
earthquakes

Eating a random Tasmanian hash, Quentin unearthed a kangaroo's esophagus, sliced.

Nymtoc
08-21-2009, 04:20 PM
sliced

Such lewd individuals cannot escape depravity.

Woof
08-21-2009, 04:24 PM
depravity

During extremely perverted rituals, Anna's vulva inevitably touched Yuri.

Nymtoc
08-21-2009, 04:30 PM
Yuri

Yachting usually reveals idiosyncrasies.

Woof
08-21-2009, 04:53 PM
idiosyncrasies

It didn't inspire optimism, so yes, Yvette's niece, Carla rammed a spike into Eddie's skull.

Albedo
08-21-2009, 05:05 PM
idiosyncrasies

I didn't iron or sort your new clothes, Rob, as slavery isn't ever sanctionable.

EDIT: Bloody hell, beaten again!

Lavern08
08-21-2009, 07:55 PM
Again

Agnes got an interesting note

Nymtoc
08-21-2009, 08:38 PM
note

Nothing offends today's Estonians.

Woof
08-21-2009, 09:41 PM
Estonians

Earlier, some terrifically obese neanderthal imitated a narwhal sleeping.

Nymtoc
08-21-2009, 10:18 PM
sleeping

Sorry, lad, Estelle essentially prefers innocent nocturnal gambols.

Lavern08
08-21-2009, 11:28 PM
gambols

Gnocchi and meatballs blended over lemon sauce

talkwrite
08-22-2009, 01:06 AM
Sauce

So, anyone, unexpectedly, can evaporate?

Lavern08
08-22-2009, 01:49 AM
Evaporate

Evil villians are preying on rich and thirsty egomaniacs

Woof
08-22-2009, 03:48 PM
egomaniacs

Essentially, George offended Maria's aardvark, Naomi in a ceramics seminar.

Matera the Mad
08-22-2009, 04:03 PM
seminar

Solid elements make inclusion nearly as rigorous.

Woof
08-22-2009, 04:05 PM
rigorous

Remember it gets outrageously raunchy on Uncle's ship.

trocadero
08-22-2009, 05:28 PM
SHIP

Send help immediately, please.

Woof
08-22-2009, 05:36 PM
please

Peter's lying employer artfully swindled everyone.

trocadero
08-22-2009, 06:39 PM
everyone

Ebola virus effectively ruined yesterday’s oriental noodle event.

Woof
08-22-2009, 07:05 PM
event

Evidently, Vera entertained Norma's turtle.

Nymtoc
08-22-2009, 07:23 PM
turtle

Theodora unfailingly resisted Timbuktu's lascivious emperor.

SanStormin
08-23-2009, 08:29 AM
Eviction may provide exceptional roommates on reflection
BUT
Eviction may piss everyone royally, opined Ronald.

Matera the Mad
08-23-2009, 08:55 AM
Ronald

Repetition only needs a little doubling.

trocadero
08-23-2009, 01:40 PM
doubling

Doubled over useless bent legs, Ivan never grumbled.

Woof
08-23-2009, 03:40 PM
grumbled

Great rumblings under Malcolm's bum left everyone dying.

Nymtoc
08-23-2009, 04:02 PM
dying

Discriminating yentas invent new gossip.

Woof
08-23-2009, 04:06 PM
gossip

Getting older sometimes seems impossibly pathetic.

Nymtoc
08-23-2009, 04:15 PM
pathetic

Perhaps a theocrat has experience talking in circles.

Woof
08-23-2009, 05:01 PM
circles

Circus immediately refused clowns lugging elegant shoes.

Nymtoc
08-23-2009, 05:04 PM
shoes

She has overly eager sycophants.