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Nymtoc
06-27-2009, 09:54 PM
eye

Eat your escarole.

Matera the Mad
06-28-2009, 11:18 AM
escarole

Endive spoils Clarissa's appetite; Roger only loves escargot.

Woof
06-28-2009, 05:00 PM
escargot

Edward's sister claimed a rude gargoyle offended Tina.

Nymtoc
06-28-2009, 09:37 PM
Tina

Thunder is not Armageddon.

Woof
06-28-2009, 10:54 PM
Armageddon

A ribald man always gets extremely debauched drooling over nakedness.

Nymtoc
06-28-2009, 11:09 PM
nakedness

Now a king explored depravity, not even safely sober.

:e2crown:

Woof
06-28-2009, 11:13 PM
sober

Sweating over babes exacerbates rabies.

Matera the Mad
06-29-2009, 10:05 AM
rabies

Reg'lar 'abits breeds insolence, 'e says.

:D

Nymtoc
06-29-2009, 10:36 AM
says

Schizophrenia afflicts your schnauzer.

vox
06-29-2009, 05:06 PM
Sickness can happen naturally although usually, zymotic exacerbation rules.

Woof
06-29-2009, 05:21 PM
rules

Recycling unused lettuce enlivens salads.

Nymtoc
06-29-2009, 05:27 PM
salads

See a lexicon and define "sitatunga."

Woof
06-29-2009, 05:45 PM
sitatunga

Soliloquizing in theatrical airs, understudy Nymtoc galvanized audiences.

Nymtoc
06-29-2009, 05:58 PM
audiences

All unpleasant dorks in evidence need corrective electrical stimuli.

Woof
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
stimuli

Santiago's teacher is misinterpreting Uruguayan literary idioms.

vox
06-29-2009, 07:32 PM
Invisible Diana invaded other mothers' surroundings.

Nymtoc
06-29-2009, 08:22 PM
surroundings

Such uncouth, ribald rogues only undercut normal, decent, inspirational, nicely governed society.

Woof
06-29-2009, 09:32 PM
society

Screaming or crying invariably equals terrific yelling.

Nymtoc
06-29-2009, 09:42 PM
yelling

Yes, Elizabeth, Little Lord Ichabod nibbles gingerbread.

mario_c
06-29-2009, 09:53 PM
Gareth, I need gravy, eggs, rice, bacon, rhubarb, eggplant and dishes.

Woof
06-29-2009, 10:02 PM
gingerbread

Gail is now getting edited regularly because Richard edits any dreck.

Nymtoc
06-29-2009, 10:17 PM
[Another twofer. Ugh! :(]

dishes dreck

Didn't Isaac sell heraldry, even sleazily duping royalty, eventually cheating kingdoms?

Woof
06-30-2009, 01:00 AM
kingdoms

Kindly include nine gold doubloons or miss shipment.

Nymtoc
06-30-2009, 01:26 AM
shipment

Sterile hands insure proper medical examinations nearly totally.

Matera the Mad
06-30-2009, 08:07 AM
totally

Too obvious to admit: Laura loves yardsticks.

Amarie
06-30-2009, 09:20 AM
yardsticks

Yo-yoers accept real danger: strangled toes, injured chins, knocked skulls.

Nymtoc
06-30-2009, 12:02 PM
skulls

Some kids, unfortunately, lack literacy skills.

Woof
06-30-2009, 04:53 PM
skills

So, Kal-El is Lois Lane's sweetie.

talkwrite
06-30-2009, 08:08 PM
Sweetie
Society won't entertain elephants trumpeting in Evansville

Woof
06-30-2009, 10:54 PM
Evansville

Eddie vandalized a nice Stradivarius violin, illegibly lettering, "love, Eddie".

Matera the Mad
07-01-2009, 07:57 AM
Eddie

Everyone doesn't demand intense endings.

Nymtoc
07-01-2009, 08:29 AM
endings

Egg noodles dipped in nougat get sticky.

Matera the Mad
07-01-2009, 09:36 AM
sticky

Stow tape in case kids yell.

trocadero
07-01-2009, 03:16 PM
YELL

You egotistical lazy lump!

Woof
07-01-2009, 04:56 PM
lump

Let's unleash Marvin's pterodactyl.

Nymtoc
07-01-2009, 05:06 PM
pterodactyl

Pretty traditionally, emotional reversals or doubts are common to young lovers.

Woof
07-01-2009, 11:41 PM
lovers

Lots of volcanoes erupted, rousing stampedes.

Nymtoc
07-01-2009, 11:55 PM
stampedes

Such terrible accidents mean Pamela encouraged dangerous erotic sports.

Woof
07-02-2009, 01:33 AM
sports


Superficial people ordinarily read trashy stories.

vox
07-02-2009, 02:50 AM
Smutty tomes obviously ruined Ivan's eye sight.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 03:37 AM
sight

She's into George Harrison tunes.

:Guitar:

Matera the Mad
07-02-2009, 05:03 AM
tunes

Today uncertain nuns enter seclusion.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 11:25 AM
seclusion

Silas eventually created lewd, unpalatable situations in our neighborhood.

Woof
07-02-2009, 04:27 PM
neighborhood

Now Edwin is getting haughty because of research he organized on deification.

vox
07-02-2009, 04:59 PM
Dastardly evil infidels flew into California and took information on nanobots.

Woof
07-02-2009, 05:24 PM
nanobots

Netting a nice ocean bass, Bob overlooked the shark.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 08:19 PM
shark

Squeaky hinges are really kewl.

Woof
07-02-2009, 09:26 PM
kewl

Koreans eat whale lips.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 09:37 PM
lips

Let's invite Palin's sycophants.

Woof
07-02-2009, 09:51 PM
sycophants

Say, your copyright of Pygmalion has actually now troubled Shaw.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Shaw

Somebody has a woody.

Woof
07-02-2009, 10:08 PM
woody

Wanda obsessively, overtly desires youth.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 10:13 PM
youth

Yvonne obsessively upholstered Tony's horse.

vox
07-02-2009, 10:58 PM
How's our rat sack evolving?

Woof
07-02-2009, 11:32 PM
evolving

Educated vultures, observing live victims inspected nice garnishes.

Nymtoc
07-02-2009, 11:44 PM
garnishes

Genuine aristocrats rarely need impressive, splashy, hugely exaggerated symbols.

vox
07-03-2009, 01:04 AM
Siamese yaks might be outside listening secretly

talkwrite
07-03-2009, 01:16 AM
Secretly

Sensing eccentric comportment, Ralph elevated the lexical :YOU.

trocadero
07-03-2009, 05:17 AM
YOU

Yoke only uncertainty.

Matera the Mad
07-03-2009, 07:56 AM
uncertainty

Unusual nervousness characterized each rider that afternoon; inadvertently Nancy thought, Yesterday!

vox
07-03-2009, 08:43 AM
Yancey Eastman said the evil roach died already. Yay!

Nymtoc
07-03-2009, 09:11 AM
Yay!

Yvette attacked Yves.

Woof
07-03-2009, 03:57 PM
Yves

Your vest exudes style.

Nymtoc
07-03-2009, 04:03 PM
style

Sell that yellow Lexus, Evelyn.

Woof
07-03-2009, 04:07 PM
Evelyn

Edward's valet especially likes yellow nasturtiums.

Nymtoc
07-03-2009, 04:38 PM
nasturtiums

Nutritionists all seem to uphold really tempting ices, using maple syrup.

Woof
07-03-2009, 05:30 PM
syrup

Save your rubles under planks.

vox
07-03-2009, 07:20 PM
Partially limber andriods need knees serviced.

Woof
07-03-2009, 09:42 PM
serviced

Shoes essentially ruined, Vincent impetuously cursed every dog.

Nymtoc
07-03-2009, 09:51 PM
dog

Denise owns galoshes.

vox
07-04-2009, 12:29 AM
Grabbing a laser once shocked Herb's ex senseless.

Nymtoc
07-04-2009, 01:29 AM
senseless

Several entomologists near Sonora expired luridly, eating scorpion soup.

:e2teeth:

Matera the Mad
07-04-2009, 08:24 AM
soup

Someone obnoxiously upstaged Patricia.

Nymtoc
07-04-2009, 11:42 AM
Patricia

Poorly adapted thespians recently initiated crappy intermission activities.

Woof
07-04-2009, 04:15 PM
activities

Apparently, comedic thespians impregnate Violet in the intermission every show.

Nymtoc
07-04-2009, 04:21 PM
show

She has occasionally wilted.

Woof
07-04-2009, 04:29 PM
wilted

Where is Larry's tiresome, effete dingo?

Nymtoc
07-04-2009, 04:34 PM
dingo

Does Ingrid never get obese?

Woof
07-04-2009, 04:40 PM
obese

O Babylon, everyone seeks Eros.

Nymtoc
07-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Eros

Extended ranting only sours.

Woof
07-04-2009, 04:46 PM
sours

Stepping on unfriendly reptiles stings.

Nymtoc
07-04-2009, 04:57 PM
stings

Silent turmoil informed Norma's greatest scenes.

Woof
07-04-2009, 05:57 PM
scenes

Scholars concluded Ethiopian nubians earned shekels.

Albedo
07-04-2009, 07:03 PM
shekels

Susan had eighteen kids, exceeding Linda's seventeen.

Matera the Mad
07-05-2009, 07:46 AM
seventeen

Sometimes Evan ventured eastward -- not terribly exciting, even nocturnally.

Nymtoc
07-06-2009, 12:29 AM
nocturnally

Now, oddly, Clarissa turned up, ranting nastily about leering, lecherous Yorkshiremen.

Matera the Mad
07-06-2009, 06:52 AM
Yorkshiremen

Your only reason, knowing Shirley hired immigrants, remains equivocal; many employ natives.

Woof
07-06-2009, 04:12 PM
natives

Now a tortoise is violating Estelle's seahorse.

vox
07-06-2009, 04:34 PM
Something evil and horrible occurred recently, scaring everyone.

Woof
07-06-2009, 05:44 PM
everyone

Ed viciously eviscerated Rick yesterday over Natalie's engagement.

Nymtoc
07-07-2009, 03:11 AM
engagement

Elephants nurse grievances and go essentially mad, even noisily trumpeting.

trocadero
07-07-2009, 03:27 PM
TRUMPETING

Teachers rarely use maniacal punishment even though it nets gains.

Nymtoc
07-07-2009, 04:24 PM
gains

Gee, Alice, is Nancy sick?

Woof
07-07-2009, 06:43 PM
sick

Superman is cursing kryptonite.

vox
07-07-2009, 07:11 PM
Kirk really yelled, petrifying the obnoxious neophyte inspecting the Enterprise.

Woof
07-07-2009, 07:42 PM
Enterprise

Everyone noticed Theresa enthusiastically ripping Peter's rectum into small ends.

vox
07-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Even nuns dig Shakespeare.

Woof
07-07-2009, 10:45 PM
Shakespeare

Some horrific Alsatian kangaroo escaped, scaring parrots, egrets and rare eagles.

Nymtoc
07-07-2009, 11:02 PM
eagles

Every alien gets lost exploring Sacramento.

Woof
07-08-2009, 05:36 AM
Sacramento

So, after cremating Rachel's anteater, Mama energetically neutered ten orangutans.

Nymtoc
07-08-2009, 07:28 AM
orangutans

Orgies really are naked groups undulating tantalizingly and never stopping.

brad_b
07-08-2009, 07:57 AM
stopping

Silly toupees on pates provide interesting needling games.

Nymtoc
07-08-2009, 10:12 AM
games

Girls attract men every summer.

vox
07-08-2009, 05:22 PM
Seeing undead mummies made Evan run.

Woof
07-08-2009, 06:59 PM
run

Rent undergarments now!

vox
07-08-2009, 09:00 PM
Norah's owl whistles.

Woof
07-08-2009, 09:09 PM
whistles

Warthog hair is something that Larry's exporting soon.

talkwrite
07-09-2009, 04:42 AM
Soon

Slippery octopus on Neptune

Matera the Mad
07-09-2009, 06:24 AM
Neptune

Nosy entomologists pry too underhandedly, not ethical.

Woof
07-09-2009, 03:22 PM
ethical

Evidently, Tania horribly infected Calvin and left.

vox
07-09-2009, 04:12 PM
Life emulates fairy tales.

Nymtoc
07-09-2009, 04:24 PM
tales

Talking at lunch encourages sarcasm.

Woof
07-09-2009, 08:04 PM
sarcasm

Sarah's abrupt resignation constitutes a small miracle.

Nymtoc
07-09-2009, 10:37 PM
miracle

Maurice is rude, and Clarence leers egregiously.

Matera the Mad
07-10-2009, 07:57 AM
egregiously

Each goose ran eagerly, gabbling, into our unlikely store -- like you.

Woof
07-10-2009, 03:45 PM
you

Your owl upchucked.

Nymtoc
07-10-2009, 05:37 PM
upchucked

Unscrupulous Parisian chefs have, unfortunately, cruelly killed English diners.

vox
07-10-2009, 06:37 PM
Dingos invaded New England rather slowly.

Woof
07-10-2009, 09:51 PM
slowly

Some loony old werewolf likes you.

Nymtoc
07-10-2009, 10:11 PM
you

Yesterday Olivia unraveled.

Woof
07-10-2009, 10:22 PM
unraveled

Unless Ned rents a Volvo, Evelyn's leasing expensive dogsleds.

Nymtoc
07-10-2009, 10:27 PM
dogsleds

Dracula's odd, gelatinous, syrupy lozenges elicit deep sleep.

Matera the Mad
07-11-2009, 04:23 AM
sleep

Silently lounging elephants eat peanuts.

Nymtoc
07-11-2009, 01:27 PM
peanuts

Perhaps Egbert and Norman underestimated Tarzan's strength.

Woof
07-11-2009, 04:03 PM
strength

Subsequent to Reginald's entrance, Natalie's grandmother took heroin.

trocadero
07-12-2009, 12:52 PM
HEROIN

Heroes eventually rule over insistent nemeses.

Nymtoc
07-12-2009, 01:26 PM
nemeses

Now Ellie Mae even serves elk sandwiches.

Woof
07-12-2009, 07:43 PM
sandwiches

So a new device which imitates coitus has everyone smiling.

Nymtoc
07-12-2009, 08:51 PM
smiling

Some minxes in Louisiana inspired nude gambling.

Woof
07-13-2009, 06:10 PM
gambling

Groping a male baboon left Ingrid nicely gratified.

vox
07-13-2009, 09:54 PM
Giraffes, rakish and tipsy, implemented fanciful ideas, ending disastrously.

Nymtoc
07-13-2009, 11:03 PM
disastrously

Daniel's insane sassiness and stupidity turned ridiculously offensive under Sam's loud yammering.

Woof
07-13-2009, 11:48 PM
yammering

Yes, a man may encounter rudeness in nice girls.

Nymtoc
07-13-2009, 11:53 PM
girls

Give in, Rhonda, let's sashay!:e2dance:

Woof
07-13-2009, 11:56 PM
sashay

Sam and Susan hatched a yearling.

Nymtoc
07-14-2009, 01:10 AM
yearling

Yes, Elizabeth, a raunchy lady is nuzzling George.
:Hug2:

Pthom
07-14-2009, 01:29 AM
George

Golly, Ethyl. Orville really got enormous!

trocadero
07-14-2009, 08:55 AM
ENORMOUS

Even nice ogres regularly munch on unsuspecting Scotsmen.

Nymtoc
07-14-2009, 11:00 AM
Scotsmen

Students cheating on tests should merit extreme nastiness.

Woof
07-14-2009, 04:18 PM
nastiness

Natalie always says that Ian's niece Edna, smells strange.

Nymtoc
07-14-2009, 04:23 PM
strange

Sandra tried raunchy and notoriously gross escapades.

Woof
07-14-2009, 04:35 PM
escapades

"Each story constitutes a perfectly asinine drama," editors said.

vox
07-14-2009, 04:39 PM
Seven aardvarks invaded Dave.

Woof
07-14-2009, 10:46 PM
Dave

Dwarfs ascended virgin earthlings.

Nymtoc
07-14-2009, 10:50 PM
earthlings

Elite academies really took huge liberties in not giving sabbaticals.

Woof
07-14-2009, 10:56 PM
sabbaticals

Sam, a bizarre bull, assiduously tickled Irma's cow and left snorting.

Nymtoc
07-14-2009, 11:03 PM
snorting

Sam never offered rewarding tidbits in nocturnal games.

Woof
07-15-2009, 12:12 AM
games

Go and make Elaine strip.

Nymtoc
07-15-2009, 12:16 AM
strip

Such talk really is preposterous!

trocadero
07-15-2009, 07:12 AM
PREPOSTEROUS

Potter’s relatives eventually pass over, suffer torture, experience regret or use sedatives.

Matera the Mad
07-15-2009, 08:36 AM
sedatives

Since Emily died, all time is vexatious, even Saturday.

Nymtoc
07-15-2009, 09:17 AM
Saturday

So, Alexei, Tatiana's Uncle Rurik died at Yekaterinburg.

;)

trocadero
07-15-2009, 04:36 PM
YEKATERINBURG

Yes, eating kittens and then eating razorblades is now being unreasonably rash, George.

vox
07-16-2009, 01:09 AM
Gregarious Ed ogled really gorgeous Edith.

Woof
07-16-2009, 01:10 AM
Edith

Every dame is too hot.

Nymtoc
07-16-2009, 01:12 AM
hot

How offensively trite!

Woof
07-16-2009, 01:16 AM
trite

Tony's review is trashing everyone.

Nymtoc
07-16-2009, 01:28 AM
everyone

Edith's vaunted energy rapidly yielded our newest exploits.

Matera the Mad
07-16-2009, 09:27 AM
exploits

Even xerophytic plants languish on Iberia's torrid sands.

Nymtoc
07-16-2009, 10:18 AM
sands

Sarah always needed dramatic scenes.

Woof
07-16-2009, 04:57 PM
scenes

Some catatonic eels need electric shock.

Nymtoc
07-16-2009, 05:22 PM
shock

Siegfried habitually orders cold kirsch.

Woof
07-16-2009, 07:44 PM
kirsch

Kenneth is rarely seen caressing hedgehogs.

vox
07-16-2009, 08:06 PM
Han effectively dodged grim Ewoks, hopeful of greeting Skywalker.

Matera the Mad
07-17-2009, 07:16 AM
Skywalker

Some kinda yeller wimp always lets kids eat raisins.

Nymtoc
07-17-2009, 08:32 AM
raisins

Regrettably, an intimidating scarecrow is nagging sharecroppers.

Woof
07-17-2009, 07:50 PM
sharecroppers

Sadistic hens and roosters entered Carl's ranch, outraging peacocks, persecuting every righteous sparrow.

Nymtoc
07-17-2009, 08:43 PM
sparrow

Somebody's propagating atrocious rumors regarding Omar's wives.

Woof
07-17-2009, 08:48 PM
wives

When is Victor expecting sextuplets?

Nymtoc
07-17-2009, 09:16 PM
sextuplets

Surveying extensive Xingu territory usually promotes lavish, entertaining travel schemes.

Woof
07-17-2009, 09:47 PM
schemes

Stanley came home expecting Myra entertaining sailors.

Nymtoc
07-17-2009, 09:49 PM
sailors

Simpering altos inevitably lurk outside rehearsal sessions.

Woof
07-17-2009, 10:45 PM
sessions

Something extremely sinister snarled inside Otis's natty shirt.

Nymtoc
07-17-2009, 10:52 PM
shirt

Saucy Hermione irritates retired tailors.

trocadero
07-17-2009, 11:24 PM
TAILORS

Telling all is like opening Rita's scars.

Woof
07-17-2009, 11:38 PM
scars

Some cartoonists are reinventing Snoopy.

vox
07-17-2009, 11:42 PM
Suki never offers other people yen.

Nymtoc
07-17-2009, 11:46 PM
yen

You're eating noodles.

Matera the Mad
07-18-2009, 09:15 AM
noodles

Never ordinary, Owen's drawings left Ellen stupefied.

Woof
07-18-2009, 03:29 PM
stupefied

So then Uncle Peter entertained five iguanas entirely drunk.

trocadero
07-18-2009, 03:34 PM
DRUNK

Do rats usually nibble kiddies?

Woof
07-18-2009, 03:43 PM
kiddies

Ken is dissecting dromedaries in Estelle's solarium.

Nymtoc
07-18-2009, 03:53 PM
solarium

Sam's offended lately, always running into unpleasant mimes.

Woof
07-18-2009, 04:00 PM
mimes

My interests may embrace sophism.

Nymtoc
07-18-2009, 04:07 PM
sophism

Seriously, Olivia's perennially hiking in Santa Monica.

Woof
07-18-2009, 04:09 PM
Monica

My only niece is cultivating aphids.

Nymtoc
07-18-2009, 04:13 PM
aphids

Aunt Pittypat has indigestion down South.

trocadero
07-18-2009, 04:42 PM
SOUTH

Stale onions usually taste horrible.

Woof
07-18-2009, 06:42 PM
Horrible

Howard originally rented Richard's igloo because lease expired.

Nymtoc
07-18-2009, 08:20 PM
expired

Even Xerxes participated in Rome's eventual disaster.

Woof
07-19-2009, 08:04 PM
disaster

Diving in sulfuric acid started Tina's elbow rash.

Nymtoc
07-19-2009, 10:36 PM
rash

Really, Albert, stop howling!

Woof
07-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Howling

Howard's obnoxious wife Linda is naturally garish.

Nymtoc
07-19-2009, 11:15 PM
garish

Gilbert's acting, regrettably, is shockingly hammy.

Woof
07-19-2009, 11:19 PM
hammy

How are Melvin's melancholy yaks?

Nymtoc
07-19-2009, 11:24 PM
yaks

You allegedly killed satire.

Woof
07-20-2009, 12:14 AM
satire

Sucking a tire is really exhausting.

Nymtoc
07-20-2009, 12:42 AM
exhausting

Every xenophobic hick, as usual, still traffics in noxious gobbledygook.

Woof
07-20-2009, 12:53 AM
gobbledygook

Getting over Bob's bad, litigious, expensive divorce, Yvette greeted only obliging kangaroos.

Nymtoc
07-20-2009, 01:02 AM
kangaroos

Kansas's asinine nerds get aroused rapidly on onion sandwiches.

Woof
07-20-2009, 01:14 AM
sandwiches

Some artistic neanderthal decorated Wanda's inner chamber, hanging erotic sconces.

Nymtoc
07-20-2009, 01:17 AM
sconces

Some crooks only need careful, experienced slapping.

Woof
07-20-2009, 01:22 AM
slapping

Sylvia loosened Allen's pants, petting inside nothing grandiose.

Nymtoc
07-20-2009, 01:36 AM
grandiose

George recoiled, and Ned deemed Irina's offer shockingly excessive.

Matera the Mad
07-20-2009, 08:43 AM
excessive

Each "X" covered eleven squares, seamlessly integrating visual elements.

Woof
07-20-2009, 09:13 PM
elements

Eleven laboratories examined Michael's entrails, noticing tiny sharks.

Nymtoc
07-20-2009, 09:23 PM
sharks

She haggled about recycled kumquat sauce.

Woof
07-20-2009, 09:26 PM
sauce

Sorry about uncovering Carla's elbows.

vox
07-20-2009, 10:16 PM
Egregious libation begets offspring with sicknesses.

Susie
07-20-2009, 10:27 PM
Suede


Salvation uses English Departments easily.

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 01:03 AM
gowns

General Ozharovsky would not surrender.

Woof
07-21-2009, 02:46 AM
surrender

Since Uncle Rufus recited each nasty diary, everyone retched.

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 03:10 AM
retched

Resist exploring that cavernous hole extending downward. :eek:

Woof
07-21-2009, 04:37 AM
downward

Defying Olivia's wishes, Norman wedded a religious duck.

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 04:54 AM
duck

Don't use contaminated ketchup.

Woof
07-21-2009, 04:28 PM
ketchup

Katherine's envious that Carol has upper plates.

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 04:45 PM
plates

Peter lingered and took Ella surfing.

Woof
07-21-2009, 05:03 PM
surfing

Surgeons unintentionally rammed forceps into Nigel's groin.

trocadero
07-21-2009, 08:08 PM
GROIN

Goats run off if naughty.

Woof
07-21-2009, 08:31 PM
naughty

Neil and Ursula got high, then yelped.

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 09:34 PM
yelped

Yukon explorers left poor Esther dying.

Woof
07-21-2009, 10:54 PM
dying

Does your interesting niece gavotte?

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 10:56 PM
gavotte

George, a very odd turtle took Evelyn.

Woof
07-21-2009, 11:02 PM
Evelyn

Edgar's viper ecstatically likes your navel.

Nymtoc
07-21-2009, 11:11 PM
navel

No abject varlet ever learns.

Woof
07-22-2009, 12:14 AM
learns

Lester excavated a rare Norse Sleipnir.

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 12:31 AM
Sleipnir

Should lummoxes, even in Paris, not initiate rhymes?

SWickham
07-22-2009, 03:24 AM
Rhymes

Really hasten your movements escaping snakes.

Matera the Mad
07-22-2009, 03:32 AM
snakes

Sneaky narcs assured Kelly, Ethan's safe.

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 03:41 AM
safe

Strictly avoid flaky emails.

Matera the Mad
07-22-2009, 03:52 AM
emails

Edenic myths abound in long stories.

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 04:07 AM
stories

Swinging truncheons, Ozzie risked innocently eviscerating squirrels.

Matera the Mad
07-22-2009, 04:24 AM
squirrels

"Stay quiet until I rise," replied Evans, looking scared.

Susie
07-22-2009, 05:22 AM
spires

Sally plies icecream in reality especially sweet.

Woof
07-22-2009, 03:49 PM
...uh..the previous word was:

scared

Something creepy and reptilian eviscerated Dennis.

vox
07-22-2009, 03:55 PM
Ducks evacuated nests near island scientists.

Woof
07-22-2009, 03:59 PM
scientists

Said Charles, "is every nutty taxidermist including stuffing that snarls?"

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 04:08 PM
snarls

Saks never advertises recycled latex stockings.

vox
07-22-2009, 04:11 PM
Seven Tibetan Ostriches can kick in Nevada's gate severely.

Woof
07-22-2009, 04:13 PM
stockings

Stanley's talk on Charlemagne's kingdom is now getting somnambulistic.

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 04:22 PM
[You guys gotta be kidding!]

severely somnambulistic

So, even very estimable Representatives essentially leave yawning stupidities on many new and meaningless bills under legally insupportable, stupid things in Congress.

Woof
07-22-2009, 04:27 PM
Congress

Can ogres never greet rabbits expressing sincere sentiments?

vox
07-22-2009, 06:27 PM
Sometimes, even nice types initiate mean events; namely, talking smack.

Woof
07-22-2009, 07:45 PM
smack

Sam milked a corn kernel.

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 09:04 PM
kernel

Karen eventually ranked ninth, exuding lamentation.

trocadero
07-22-2009, 09:25 PM
LAMENTATION

Lovely Australian marshmallows excel, naturally tasting amazing, tantalizing international (overseas) nibblers.

Woof
07-22-2009, 10:00 PM
nibblers

Neurotic, insane Bulgarians behave less erratic raising silkworms.

Nymtoc
07-22-2009, 10:32 PM
silkworms

Some illiterate librarians keep works on ridiculously mislabeled shelves.

Woof
07-22-2009, 11:10 PM
shelves

So Howard exhumed Laura's viper-encrusted skeleton.

Matera the Mad
07-23-2009, 05:44 AM
skeleton

Skeleton keys eventually leave entries too obvious, Norbert.