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HeronW
03-27-2008, 03:11 AM
satisfactory
Since angst takes innocent sensibilites far away, could the operator risk yelling?

Woof
03-27-2008, 04:25 PM
yelling

Your erstwhile lover, Louie is nurturing gonorrhea.

HeronW
03-27-2008, 05:02 PM
gonorrhea
Giant octopi nibble onions restlessly rotating heavenward, effortlessly antispasmodic.

Woof
03-27-2008, 05:57 PM
antispasmodic

A nasty, terribly indecent sinner puked and spat monstrously on Deborah's interred casket.

Nymtoc
03-27-2008, 06:23 PM
casket

Celia's arsenic spray killed Ed's tulips.

:e2flowers

Woof
03-27-2008, 07:25 PM
tulips

To understand latin, incepto pax supervenio.

HeronW
03-28-2008, 03:11 AM
supervenio
Sequestered umbrellas part each raindrop, viewing elevated nuance in ostentation.

Melisande
03-28-2008, 10:35 AM
ostentation

"Oh", said Terry, "ever noticed the apparent turbulence in our nuptials?"

Woof
03-28-2008, 04:29 PM
nuptials

Nurse Upton petted Tony intimately and lifted sheets.

Nymtoc
03-28-2008, 04:31 PM
sheets

Sylvester hates ergonomic exercises that stretch.

Woof
03-28-2008, 04:46 PM
stretch

Seeking terrible revenge, Eileen trashed Charlie's hairpiece.

oneblindmouse
03-28-2008, 05:32 PM
hairpiece

Hairy and irrisistible, Rudolph pirouetted in extremely cultivated elegance.

Mr Flibble
03-28-2008, 05:45 PM
elegance

Ella loves elephantine, gargantuan and nominally corrupt emancipation

Nymtoc
03-28-2008, 10:13 PM
emancipation

Every menacing alien needs completely insulating protection as they invade our nation.

:e2teeth:

Woof
03-28-2008, 10:30 PM
nation

Nobody appreciates the intricacies of necromancy.

HeronW
03-28-2008, 10:36 PM
necromancy
Necromancers elevate corpse retailing, often marginalizing and noting consistent yellowing.

Mr Flibble
03-28-2008, 11:24 PM
yellowing

You effing low life, obnoxious wallowing insensitve needlewit gossipmonger!

HeronW
03-29-2008, 01:15 AM
gossipmonger
Garrulousness often sends sensitive if panicky men over neutral ground eschewing redemption.

Woof
03-29-2008, 04:30 PM
redemption

Really, every demagogue energizes massively political theatrics into overt nationalism.

HeronW
03-29-2008, 05:05 PM
nationalism
Nearly all the imbeciles on Neptune are lost in some manipulations.

Woof
03-29-2008, 05:41 PM
manipulations

Mary asked Norman, "is puking under llamas a terrible idiosyncrasy or nothing serious?"

HeronW
03-29-2008, 06:14 PM
serious
Some energetic rhinoceroses indulged other unhanded sociopaths.

Mr Flibble
03-29-2008, 06:53 PM
sociopaths

Some of Cathy's insane or psychotic animals take her software

oneblindmouse
03-29-2008, 07:05 PM
software

She often felt tired, without any raw energy.

Woof
03-29-2008, 07:49 PM
energy

Earl's nasty enema rendered gritty yams.

Nymtoc
03-29-2008, 09:12 PM
yams

You ate my salmagundi!

Melisande
03-30-2008, 05:51 PM
salmagundi

Serious authors learn many a generalization; unfolding novel drama intelligently.

Woof
03-30-2008, 05:55 PM
salmagundi

Sometimes a lonely man, aging, grouchy, understandably, naturally develops impotence.

Nymtoc
03-30-2008, 05:59 PM
impotence

"I mean, Priscilla, only time ever not capable enough!"

:Shrug:

Woof
03-30-2008, 06:02 PM
enough

Every night owl understands greedy hawks.

Nymtoc
03-30-2008, 06:26 PM
hawks

How about waffles, Katie--syrupy.

Woof
03-30-2008, 06:30 PM
syrupy

Surely yokels resent uppity purist yachtsmen.

Nymtoc
03-30-2008, 07:50 PM
yachtsmen

Yes, Abel, Cain has turned savagely mean, essentially nihilistic.

:e2chain:

oneblindmouse
03-30-2008, 08:02 PM
nihilistic

Nymtoc is highly intelligent, luxuriating in superior treatment, inspirational charisma.

HeronW
03-31-2008, 12:22 AM
Charisma
Catching hares at resorts, Irma supported musty amateurs.

Nymtoc
03-31-2008, 01:48 AM
amateurs

Arthur Miller achieved theatrical effects using rare sagaciousness.

:hat:

HeronW
03-31-2008, 01:53 AM
sagaciousness
Since analysing goats, Amanda cut into overtime under secondary notices, evading several solicitors.

StephanieFox
03-31-2008, 02:33 AM
Editors


Each diet is too obsolete regarding stauesqueness.

Nymtoc
03-31-2008, 06:25 PM
statuesqueness

Several tall Alpine types used expert skills quite unfailingly, exploring new, exciting ski slopes.

;)

Jenan Mac
03-31-2008, 06:52 PM
slopes

Small locusts observed primates eating sandwiches.

threedogpeople
03-31-2008, 09:48 PM
salmagundi

She announced, "Larry, my answer generated unbelievable negativity. Disregard it!"

Kurlumbenus
03-31-2008, 09:51 PM
it

I tried.

Woof
03-31-2008, 10:17 PM
tried

Tied responses irritates every day.

Nymtoc
04-01-2008, 12:50 AM
day

Damn all yellowbellies!

:roll:

Woof
04-01-2008, 05:41 PM
yellowbellies

Your explosive laughter left Olivia wilting, Bob expired, Lilly left immediately, Edna screamed.

Nymtoc
04-01-2008, 08:22 PM
screamed

Sensational composition rejected--editor angers me, editor dies.

:e2teeth:

Woof
04-01-2008, 08:33 PM
dies

Dratted incessant editorial skewering.

Nymtoc
04-02-2008, 09:26 PM
skewering

Some kangaroos emulate Woof, even replicating indelicate narrative gems.

:e2bouncey

Woof
04-02-2008, 10:44 PM
gems

Get every manuscript sold.

aruna
04-02-2008, 10:50 PM
sold

some orangutans love deodorant

talkwrite
04-02-2008, 10:59 PM
Deodorant

During eclipses only dogs or Rottweillers are naughty tyrants

aruna
04-02-2008, 11:16 PM
tyrants

tell Yolanda reggie advises new tampax, silvia!

Woof
04-02-2008, 11:26 PM
Silvia

Several illiterate Lithuanians violated Ian's armadillo.

Nymtoc
04-03-2008, 02:10 AM
armadillo

Alas, Romeo, much ado doth illuminate lost love's ostinato.

:e2violin:

Woof
04-03-2008, 04:44 PM
ostinato

Opening sardine tins, Ingrid noticed a tiny otter.

Melisande
04-03-2008, 04:44 PM
ostinato

"Oh Sir, this is not a timely orgasm!"

aruna
04-03-2008, 10:16 PM
orgasm

oranges really groan aloud some mondays

Jenan Mac
04-04-2008, 02:11 AM
Mondays

Mermaids often negotiate deals anticipating your signature.

threedogpeople
04-04-2008, 04:05 AM
signature

She ignored Gene's newest assertion; true understanding remaining elusive.

Nymtoc
04-04-2008, 02:35 PM
elusive

Educated looters use sharpened icepicks very effectively.

:e2teeth:

aruna
04-04-2008, 03:19 PM
effectively

erotic Frenchmen find even corpses titillating, in very elusive, lonely yards

Mr Flibble
04-04-2008, 03:46 PM
yards

Yes, Alan really digs skipjacks

Woof
04-04-2008, 04:20 PM
skipjacks

Scott's kilt itched personal jock areas, causing kinky scratching.

Nymtoc
04-04-2008, 06:10 PM
scratching

Sir Constantine ran after that crazy, horrible, idiotic, nasty Gawain.

:Wha:

Woof
04-04-2008, 07:26 PM
Gawain

Growing a wart always indicates neglect.

aruna
04-05-2008, 02:43 AM
neglect
naughty english girls love exotic chinese taxidermists

Melisande
04-05-2008, 03:11 AM
taxidermists

The appendix 'X' is deemed expired. Readers must instead see the summary.

HeronW
04-05-2008, 03:37 AM
summary
Soon underage marmosets must act rather yellow.

Melisande
04-05-2008, 04:19 AM
yellow

Your eloquence literary leave orators weeping!

Nymtoc
04-05-2008, 04:40 AM
weeping

Wizards entered, expert practitioners in necromantic games.

:Wha: :Wha: :Wha:

Melisande
04-05-2008, 04:51 AM
games

Gee, a moose eating stumps!

Jenan Mac
04-05-2008, 05:33 AM
stumps

She thoroughly understood mumbled Patagonian speeches.

aruna
04-05-2008, 10:56 AM
speeches

suddenly, pauline experienced extraordinarily climactic hysteria, endlessly screaming!

Woof
04-05-2008, 06:45 PM
screaming

Someone covered Rita's ears and mouth in nitro glyceren.

HeronW
04-06-2008, 12:58 AM
nitroglycerine

No instant tragedies reflect ongoing gaps, leading young curious epicureans rapidly into naughty experimentation.

aruna
04-06-2008, 11:35 AM
experimentation

Eileen's x-rated poems each received impressive mention; eventually, nine tailors arrived, triumphantly insisting on nomination

Woof
04-06-2008, 05:33 PM
nomination

Nobody objected Monday in nominating a turkey into office, nationally.

aruna
04-06-2008, 06:18 PM
nationally
Neville accosted timid Indians ogling naked albino lesbians lewdly, like yobs.

oneblindmouse
04-06-2008, 06:58 PM
yobs

You only burp surreptitiously.

Woof
04-06-2008, 11:00 PM
surreptitiously

Subterranean uber-rodents ruthlessly eliminated people trapped in transit in oppressively ugly subways last year.

talkwrite
04-08-2008, 12:42 AM
year

Your earliest approval recollection

Jenan Mac
04-08-2008, 01:40 AM
recollection

Recently, enterprising Coloradan octogenarians leased lewdly exotic chapbooks to indigent Oregonian nymphomaniacs.

Matera the Mad
04-08-2008, 09:16 AM
Nymphomaniacs

Not yet, my pretty; here, on many a night I am considered superfluous.

Woof
04-08-2008, 04:23 PM
superfluous

Satisfying Ursula's perverted, erotic requests, Fred left used octopuses under sink.

Jenan Mac
04-08-2008, 07:56 PM
Sharon instigated noteworthy kinkiness.

Woof
04-08-2008, 09:09 PM
kinkiness

Ken inserted nine kangaroos in Natalie's extremely spacious sac.

Melisande
04-08-2008, 09:22 PM
sac

See, a circus!

aruna
04-08-2008, 09:53 PM
circus

Clearly, I refuse circumcision. Utterly satanical!

Pthom
04-09-2008, 10:53 AM
satanical

Suddenly, a terrified Athenian, newly incarcerated, considered admitting larceny.

Woof
04-09-2008, 03:56 PM
larceny

Laura applied rubbing; Carl energetically nodded yes.

Woof
04-09-2008, 04:49 PM
...um..the last word was yes.

Melisande
04-09-2008, 04:53 PM
yes

Yes, evidently so

Woof
04-09-2008, 05:53 PM
So

So obliging.

Pthom
04-09-2008, 09:53 PM
obliging

"Oh brother!" Lucy insisted greatly incensed, "No griping!"

Jenan Mac
04-09-2008, 09:59 PM
rats!

Woof
04-09-2008, 09:59 PM
griping

Grapefruit rind is putrefying in Noreen's guacamole.

Pthom
04-09-2008, 10:19 PM
guacamole

Golly, unless Alice can access MySpace, old loves expire.

talkwrite
04-09-2008, 10:44 PM
Expire
Ecclesiastical xenophobes perpetually inspire religious exclusion

Jenan Mac
04-09-2008, 11:03 PM
exclusion

Extensive xeriscaping can limit unnecessary sprinkling in our neighborhood.

Matera the Mad
04-10-2008, 07:55 AM
neighborhood

New entries in gardens -- hybrid begonias, orchids, red hoodia, oleander, or daylilies

talkwrite
04-10-2008, 06:46 PM
daylillies
Darn armadillos! You love invading lovely, lingering,idyllic, exotic sanctuaries

Jenan Mac
04-12-2008, 03:11 AM
Sanctuaries


She almost never could tolerate untidiness and recklessness in either sex.

TrainofThought
04-12-2008, 03:32 AM
Sex

Save every x-ray

Matera the Mad
04-12-2008, 06:42 AM
x-ray

Xerophytic rhododendrons are yellow

Pthom
04-12-2008, 09:06 PM
yellow

Yeah, except little lions only whine.

HeronW
04-12-2008, 09:23 PM
whine
Which hippopotamus is nastily explosive?

Pthom
04-12-2008, 09:39 PM
explosive

Evan's xyster probably left oily stains in Victoria's envelope.

Matera the Mad
04-13-2008, 06:12 AM
envelope

Eventually, new voters enter, leaving old politicians expiring.

(sorry, wishful thinking)

threedogpeople
04-13-2008, 07:37 AM
expiring

Earlier x-rays presented irradiation risks; increasing new pathology.

Pthom
04-14-2008, 03:17 AM
pathology

Pigs are the heaviest of livestock on Greenberg's yacht.

Matera the Mad
04-14-2008, 03:48 AM
yacht

Yet another child has tantrums

talkwrite
04-14-2008, 09:13 PM
Tantrums
Totally anonymous neophyte truant rebels underestimate modern society

aruna
04-16-2008, 05:48 PM
society

Sadly, Obama's chilblains irritate even tolerant Yankees.

talkwrite
04-16-2008, 08:42 PM
Yankees
Young and naive,Ken evokes every seduction

Pthom
04-17-2008, 12:40 AM
seduction

Sally effortlessly does unusual chores, though it's only noon.

Matera the Mad
04-17-2008, 08:50 AM
noon

Nancy only overcooks nettles.

(FYI -- Nettles are delicious as a boiled veg)

HeronW
04-17-2008, 11:46 AM
nettles
Nancy eventually took the last edible souvlaki.

aruna
04-17-2008, 12:18 PM
souvlaki

simple orange underpants, Vera; Leonard's actually kinda incontinent!

oneblindmouse
04-17-2008, 08:21 PM
incontinent

Inside nazi chambers only nasty torturers invent new extremely nauseating treatments.

Matera the Mad
04-18-2008, 06:56 AM
treatments

To record every attribute, the meeting ended not too subtly.

Woof
04-18-2008, 04:55 PM
subtly

Some undercooked baboon tasted less yummy.

talkwrite
04-18-2008, 09:14 PM
Yummy
You unleashed meaningless memories yesterday

aruna
04-18-2008, 10:55 PM
yesterday

yuck! eating smelly turds effectively reverses diarrhea: artistically yellowish

Woof
04-18-2008, 11:52 PM
yellowish

Yesterday Edward looked longingly on Wanda's indescribably sexy hamster.

talkwrite
04-19-2008, 12:44 AM
Hamster

Hungarian artists migrate specifically to encounter rapture

Matera the Mad
04-19-2008, 07:04 AM
rapture

Relax and prepare to unleash renewed energy.

oneblindmouse
04-19-2008, 10:30 AM
energy

Every Nepali encounters revered god-like Yetis.

aruna
04-19-2008, 10:44 AM
yetis

yesterday, every third Indian sneezed

oneblindmouse
04-19-2008, 12:08 PM
sneezed

She nearly experienced every zit exploding dynamically.

aruna
04-19-2008, 02:45 PM
dynamically

do you never accidentally murmur indecent couplets, alternatively licking luscious yeast?

oneblindmouse
04-19-2008, 06:42 PM
yeast

Yon Earl arrives sorely tried.

Woof
04-19-2008, 06:44 PM
tried

Tragically, Richard impregnated Edna's dog.

HeronW
04-19-2008, 06:55 PM
dog
Darwinism obliquely governs.

Nymtoc
04-19-2008, 07:02 PM
governs

Get original version, even raunchier now, seriously!

:rolleyes:

oneblindmouse
04-19-2008, 10:32 PM
seriously

Smiling enticingly, Rita insisted on uncovering Stan's lovely youth.

HeronW
04-20-2008, 01:54 AM
youth

Young otters upchucked the haggis.

oneblindmouse
04-20-2008, 02:01 AM
haggis

Heron almost gagged, greasily ingesting slops.

aruna
04-20-2008, 02:44 AM
slops
snorting loudly, oneblindmouse persistently squeaked

Nymtoc
04-20-2008, 03:26 AM
squeaked

She quite unceremoniously expectorated at klutzy editors' discombobulations.

:wag:

HeronW
04-21-2008, 12:51 AM
discombobulations
"Dinner is served," Conner offered Mary borscht or bratwurst, underdone latkes, and the innovative overlooked numbing slivovitz.

Nymtoc
04-21-2008, 01:59 AM
slivovitz

Slavic legions invaded vivid old Vinncja, instantly taking Zaporizzija.

:e2teeth:

HeronW
04-21-2008, 03:09 AM
Zaporizzija
Zebras ate pancakes. Offered really intense zesty ziti, impalas just argued.

talkwrite
04-21-2008, 07:25 PM
Argued
Angry Romans grew uncontrollable encountering democracy

HeronW
04-21-2008, 08:09 PM
democracy
During energetic monologues, omnipotent Caesar rarely affected Cretan youngsters.

Nymtoc
04-21-2008, 08:12 PM
youngsters

Yet old Ursus nagged Gaius, saying "Transport every Roman Senator!"

:snoopy:

HeronW
04-21-2008, 08:22 PM
Senator
Slim elegant Nymtoc almost tripped over raconteurs.

oneblindmouse
04-21-2008, 10:45 PM
raconteurs

Recent advances can overcome nasty termites entering urine renal samples.

Nymtoc
04-22-2008, 01:24 AM
samples

Sailing aloft, Mary Poppins left earth suddenly.

talkwrite
04-22-2008, 02:25 AM
suddenly
Secrets, unrevealed, demonstrate determined eccentric novelists love yarns

Woof
04-22-2008, 05:23 PM
yarns

Yearning a really neat sarcophagus.

aruna
04-22-2008, 05:43 PM
sarcophagus

suddenly, all rabbits congregated outside Peter's house and gobbled uncooked sausages

talkwrite
04-22-2008, 06:19 PM
sausages
Sumptuous argyle underwear slowly aggravates gentleman's evidentiary secrets

Nymtoc
04-22-2008, 10:13 PM
secrets

Solomon eventually caused resolute enemies to submit.

:Hail:

Jenan Mac
04-22-2008, 11:06 PM
submit

Some undercooked bratwursts make indigestion thinkable.

HeronW
04-23-2008, 01:13 AM
thinkable
Turning hot, ingots nevertheless kink and bubble like eels.

Nymtoc
04-23-2008, 01:28 AM
eels

Eat every last strawberry!

:Coffee:

oneblindmouse
04-24-2008, 12:30 AM
strawberry

Some troupers rarely admit wearing bright elastic rainclothes, reasoned Yorick.

aruna
04-24-2008, 10:49 AM
yorick

yesterday orange reindeers interrogated Chinese Koreans

HeronW
04-24-2008, 01:47 PM
Koreans

Kudzu, often really evil, admires nasty serpents.

Woof
04-24-2008, 05:51 PM
serpents

Strange epitaph: Roger passed expecting nobody to spit.

aruna
04-24-2008, 06:52 PM
spit

sid's penis is tenderized

dobiwon
04-24-2008, 07:44 PM
tenderized

Totally exhausted, Nick declined Erica's rauchously indelicate zealous efforts -- dummy!

talkwrite
04-24-2008, 09:24 PM
dummy
Dangerously under mentored, mascots yelp!

HeronW
04-24-2008, 09:30 PM
yelp
Yiddish encourages likely plotzes.

dobiwon
04-24-2008, 09:38 PM
plotzes
Pluck lightly on the zither's "e" string.

talkwrite
04-25-2008, 08:51 PM
String
Suddenly Tenessee restricts immigrants noticing Graceland

Nymtoc
04-25-2008, 11:52 PM
Graceland

Gadzillions revere America's champion, Elvis, living always, not dead.

http://h1.ripway.com/chaud/PRESLEYELVIS1.jpg

Pthom
04-26-2008, 04:37 AM
dead

Doris exemplifies a Druid.

Matera the Mad
04-26-2008, 06:44 AM
Druid

Donning rancid underwear is deplorable.

Nymtoc
04-26-2008, 04:40 PM
deplorable

Do editors possibly like overtly raunchy, amatory, brilliantly lubricious essays?

:e2brows:

Pthom
04-27-2008, 11:11 AM
essays

Easy, Sam. Say again your supposition.

Matera the Mad
04-28-2008, 04:41 AM
supposition

So, uncertainly positioned, perhaps one suggests insert tomatoes in our noses?

Pthom
04-28-2008, 05:30 AM
noses

Not only Sylvester eats succotash.

threedogpeople
04-28-2008, 09:24 AM
succotash

She uttered concurrent curses over the astonishing sounds, Humperdink.

talkwrite
04-28-2008, 07:16 PM
Humperdink

Henry understands most Portuguese expletives, rarely do intellectuals need Kindergarten.

Woof
04-28-2008, 07:34 PM
Kindergarten

Katherine implied, not discreetly either, regarding Gordon's artificial rectum, that evacuating's noisy.

Nymtoc
04-28-2008, 08:06 PM
noisy

Nostradamus only instigated superstitious yammering.

:e2bouncey

oneblindmouse
04-28-2008, 09:22 PM
yammering

You always make me endless rhymes in nonsensical gibberish.

HeronW
04-28-2008, 09:38 PM
gibberish
Gertrude inserted burgundy buttons, even Roy insisted showing Heather.

oneblindmouse
04-28-2008, 10:14 PM
heather

Heron enlivens Absolute threads, having endless resources.

Woof
04-28-2008, 10:33 PM
resources

Recently, Estelle saw old Uncle Richard's cat eating souvlaki.

Nymtoc
04-28-2008, 11:24 PM
souvlaki

Some old Ukrainian very likely assaulted Kathy's iguana.

:eek:

Woof
04-29-2008, 12:33 AM
iguana

Is gnawing underpants a normal activity?

talkwrite
04-29-2008, 12:56 AM
Activity
Anyone care to initroduce voyeurism in teritorial Yellowstone?

Nymtoc
04-29-2008, 01:18 AM
Yellowstone

Yesterday's echoes linger loosely over willows, sensuously tinging olives, nuzzling elderberries.

:)

Pthom
04-29-2008, 01:59 AM
I must say, folks, that the quality of ending words in this thread has risen dramatically in the last few months. Good work.

elderberries

Excellency, Laura Dunstable's extemely rude. But 'er rosemary roux is extremely succulent.

oneblindmouse
04-29-2008, 12:52 PM
succulent

Stratospheric upwinds climbed carefully up, lifting everything not tied.

Nymtoc
04-29-2008, 03:37 PM
tied

Temperatures indicate environmental disaster.

:e2teeth:

Woof
04-29-2008, 03:50 PM
disaster

Dinner is salamander and shelled turtle eaten raw.

Nymtoc
04-29-2008, 04:14 PM
raw

Reject all wimpishness.

:hat:

Woof
04-29-2008, 04:21 PM
wimpishness

When in Marineland, Peter impishly scattered hashish near each shark stall.

Nymtoc
04-29-2008, 04:32 PM
stall

Scriptwriters took atrocious liberties, lamentably.

:(

Woof
04-29-2008, 04:40 PM
lamentably

Lusting after Melanie's exquisitely nubile tush, Alvin began loudly yelping.

Nymtoc
04-29-2008, 04:49 PM
yelping

Young educators led principals in narcissistic griping.

:rant:

Woof
04-29-2008, 04:54 PM
griping

Grape robbers in Palermo invaded Nerone's garden.

talkwrite
04-30-2008, 12:09 AM
Garden
Gosh, aren't Romans darn excellent nymphomaniacs?

oneblindmouse
04-30-2008, 02:03 AM
nymphomaniacs

Nowadays young macho philanderers hypnotise only manically attractive nubile infants and cause suffering.

Nymtoc
04-30-2008, 02:53 AM
suffering

Some universities fix football eligibility rather indiscriminately nearing graduation.

:hooray::hooray::hooray:

Matera the Mad
04-30-2008, 09:05 AM
graduation

Get real, Andy -- drive up a tree in our nighties?

RebelGoddess
04-30-2008, 09:31 AM
E-Mail

Every Man Awaits Illicit Letters

Woof
04-30-2008, 04:05 PM
letters

Lola entered the tavern embracing raunchy sailors.

Nymtoc
04-30-2008, 04:09 PM
sailors

She also indicated lust over rambunctious seamen.

oneblindmouse
04-30-2008, 04:16 PM
seamen

she eagerly assaulted my emissary, Nymtoc

Woof
04-30-2008, 04:22 PM
Nymtoc

Next you'll mention the other critic.

Nymtoc
04-30-2008, 04:31 PM
critic.

Crappy ravioli indicated terrible Italian cuisine.

oneblindmouse
04-30-2008, 04:39 PM
cuisine

Can urban insects sting inside narrow ears?

Woof
04-30-2008, 04:40 PM
ears

Every assertion receives sarcasm.

oneblindmouse
04-30-2008, 04:44 PM
sarcasm

So always regard criticism as senseless meddling.

talkwrite
04-30-2008, 07:24 PM
Meddling

Mothers everywhere don't demand love, instead nourishing gratitude

HeronW
04-30-2008, 11:46 PM
gratitude
Ginormous rodents ate the inner tires undermining Dan's Edsel.

Nymtoc
05-01-2008, 09:34 AM
Edsel

Eastside debutantes select eligible layabouts.

:rolleyes:

Woof
05-01-2008, 04:41 PM
layabouts

Look, average yarns are boring, overwrought, unbearably tacky stories.

HeronW
05-01-2008, 04:55 PM
stories
Sadly, the other ragamuffin ingested Ediths's succotash.

Nymtoc
05-01-2008, 06:20 PM
succotash

Sorely unprepared, Chester continued on through avalanches, seeking help.

:Wha:

talkwrite
05-01-2008, 06:41 PM
Help

Hardworking employable literary professional

Woof
05-02-2008, 12:52 AM
professional

Professor Reynolds offended faculty entomologists Saturday, suggesting insects officially need aviation licenses.

Nymtoc
05-02-2008, 03:09 AM
licenses

Let's invite Claudia every night, she's extra special!

:heart:

Pthom
05-02-2008, 04:07 AM
special

Sorry, pal. Every corruption is another liability.

oneblindmouse
05-02-2008, 10:35 AM
liability

Lucidity is always better if largely inured to yackety-yakking.

HeronW
05-02-2008, 02:04 PM
yackety-yakking *swatting mouse*

Yesterday, Amanda cooked kippers, elevated the yellow yams, and kitten kibble, improving notable gourmandising.

oneblindmouse
05-02-2008, 02:19 PM
gourmandising

Georgie only understood romantic maunderings and, nonchalantly disregarding incipient screams, inbibed nature's goodness.

Nymtoc
05-02-2008, 03:45 PM
goodness

Generally, only old duffers need endless stories, Sheherazade.

:hat:

Woof
05-02-2008, 05:04 PM
Scheherazade

She coiled her elegant hips, entwining Raza-Al-Zabir, a dissipated emperor.

Nymtoc
05-02-2008, 05:17 PM
emperor

Elegant Millicent poked Ernie's rear, often rambunctiously.

:poke:

Woof
05-02-2008, 06:58 PM
rambunctiously

Rats and mice burrowed under Ned's cat, tittering in obscene, unpleasantly slanderous lies yesterday.

oneblindmouse
05-02-2008, 07:06 PM
yesterday

"Yes, evidently stupid terrestrials eschew reproduction", replied Dr. Albert Young.

Nymtoc
05-02-2008, 09:46 PM
young

"Yikes!" Oswald uttered, nibbling gravel.

:(

oneblindmouse
05-02-2008, 10:13 PM
gravel

"Gorblimey!", rasped Albert, verbally expleting loudly.

dobiwon
05-02-2008, 10:16 PM
loudly

Luckily, our underpants don't look yellow.

oneblindmouse
05-02-2008, 10:18 PM
yellow

Your experience leaves loads of weariness.

Nymtoc
05-02-2008, 10:20 PM
weariness

We even allow retards in narrowly edited, selected subjects.

Woof
05-02-2008, 11:42 PM
subjects

Substituting unfiltered blueberry juice, Edgar's car traverses sweetly.

oneblindmouse
05-02-2008, 11:59 PM
sweetly

Some weirdos exude ectoplasm to lure you.

talkwrite
05-03-2008, 12:00 AM
You: only undernourished

Nymtoc
05-03-2008, 03:22 AM
undernourished

Unite now! Destructive excesses requiring national outrage undeniably resulted in steps harming effective democracy!

:flag:

Pthom
05-03-2008, 03:41 AM
democracy

Damn effete meddling oafs canceled recreational activities, Communistic yahoos.

Matera the Mad
05-03-2008, 08:21 AM
yahoos

Yet another horseapple on our shoes

Nymtoc
05-03-2008, 08:47 AM
shoes

Several houris offered eggplant supreme.

:e2coffee:

oneblindmouse
05-03-2008, 02:19 PM
supreme

Snakes usually prefer rat extremities moistly edible.

Nymtoc
05-03-2008, 02:40 PM
edible

Educators did inspire book learning, eventually.

:Lecture:

Matera the Mad
05-04-2008, 05:27 AM
eventually

Even virgins eventually need to use absorbent lingerie like yours.

oneblindmouse
05-04-2008, 10:10 AM
yours

Youth only understands reality shows.

HeronW
05-04-2008, 01:08 PM
shows
Sincere hookers often wear stilettoes.

Nymtoc
05-04-2008, 05:16 PM
stilettoes

Slithy toves irked limping elephants trying to order earth shoes.

:crazy:

Woof
05-04-2008, 05:49 PM
shoes

Show horses ostentatiously exhibited sandals.

talkwrite
05-05-2008, 06:29 PM
sandals

Slowly angering naturalists, Donnie altered locust species

Woof
05-05-2008, 08:29 PM
species

Sheldon's patronizing editor criticizes in extreme sarcasm.

Nymtoc
05-05-2008, 08:54 PM
sarcasm

Senators are relentlessly campaigning as suspense mounts.

:box:

Woof
05-05-2008, 09:02 PM
mounts

Most obese unfortunates need tighter skin.

Nymtoc
05-05-2008, 09:13 PM
skin

Some kids induce nausea.

:eek: