With cell phones, e-mail, internet social networks, and texting anyone can reach out and tap me on the shoulder any time, any day, and even though I turn these things off a good portion of my free time, those tappers seem to expect a quick reply. If it's work-related, contact me during work hours. If it's personal, have some fricking patience. A hammock should never be equipped with an electronic device. Nor should the smallest room in the house. And if your cell phone becomes my alarm clock, be prepared to be put on permanent snooze.