Cheesy Writer Jokes Anyone?

A writer comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside.

“What happened, honey?” the man asks.

“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is--”

“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” the writer says. “My agent called?”

Maryn, bada-bing, bada-boom

Silver King, thanks for the heads-up. We'll just have to have our fun without him, won't we?

When the Epstein Brothers were writing Mrs Skeffington, they had endless run-ins with Jack Warner. Although very productive, they always arrived in the lot late and would work well into the evening. Warner, however, was a stickler for contract workers to arrive on time. He used to go to the writers' building and, if he didn't hear typewriters tapping, would threaten to fire the missing writers. This caused a lot of disagreements, especially since the brothers thought the novel was an unfilmable piece of junk.

One day, they were summoned to 'Colonel' Jack's office, where he complained about the latest scene. "This is the biggest f**king piece of s**t I've ever read in my goddamn f**king life!"

To which Philip Epstein politely replied, "But how is that possible? We wrote it at 10 in the morning."