Sorry, Rob, but for those to pass muster on the PAMB, you have to run them through a handy-dandy translation program...thankfully, for you, I pirat...er, acquired a copy a while back...
My book is full of errors...thank you PA.
(PA kept my original author voice, and didn't stylize my book...thank you PA)
My book is overpriced...thank you PA.
(The blood, sweat and tears I put into writing this book is so worth the cover price, and it's so much cheaper than putting gas in your car...thank you PA)
No bookstore will stock my book...thank you PA.
(PA is helping to save the environment by not printing a paper copy until someone orders it...thank you PA)
No one will review my book...thank you PA.
(All those snotty reviewers out there are jealous of me, and don't want me to be successful, since PA was willing to give me a chance...thank you PA)
Hope that helped...