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Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:06 PM
hey. my title changed.

it now says 1-800-SHRUNK.

and man, I'm pissed.

Y'know, I know I'm only five feet tall and short and shit, but seriously?

Methinks April Fools has gone too far

stormie
04-01-2010, 11:16 PM
:wag: And I'm shorter than you (by a 1/2 inch).

shyne
04-01-2010, 11:19 PM
*gives a wee chuckle*

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:20 PM
well, technically, I'm 4'11.75".

But I choose to round up.

And btw, still offended.

sadron
04-01-2010, 11:21 PM
Oh dear...

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:24 PM
Yeah, you bet 'oh dear" I'm going to throw a temper tantrum till it changes

shyne
04-01-2010, 11:25 PM
Oh shit

Cyia
04-01-2010, 11:28 PM
:wag: And I'm shorter than you (by a 1/2 inch).

My twin! I have found you at last!

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:29 PM
*insert temper tantrum here*

stormie
04-01-2010, 11:29 PM
My twin! I have found you at last!
:hooray:

(ETA: Hey Kateness, you're not 5'11" and a 3/4! Gotta fix that....)

quickWit
04-01-2010, 11:37 PM
I'm going to throw a temper tantrum till it changes

the little ones are sore adorable when they're fussy.

sadron
04-01-2010, 11:38 PM
Uh oh..

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:40 PM
the little ones are sore adorable when they're fussy.


ooh, you're going to get it when mommy comes home!

quickWit
04-01-2010, 11:42 PM
ooh, you're going to get it when mommy comes home!

*puts kate's keyboard on top shelf*

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:45 PM
laptops don't work that way :tongue

quickWit
04-01-2010, 11:49 PM
keyboard is a part of a laptop. erego, your laptop is on the top shelf.
Ips.
Lipum.
Plurus.

and stuff. And don't look at me in that tone of voice, miss. You've just earned yourself a timeout. Go sit on the steps and think about what you've done.

*sets egg timer*

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:54 PM
*dances around and ostentatiously doesn't sit on step*

In fact, I'm going to sit right here on my chair.

What ya gonna do about it?

Huh, punk? Huh?

Cyia
04-01-2010, 11:55 PM
But, if it's a lap top, and it's on top of the shelf, then isn't her lap also on top of the shelf?
How'd you manage that?

quickWit
04-01-2010, 11:55 PM
don't.


you.


dare.



ETA: Excellent point Cyia, and I'm so glad you asked. You she, Kate's quite portable, actually. She's almost pocket-sized! It wasn't too difficult for me to put her up there.

Besides, everyone knows I'm powerful strong, and stuff.

*flexes glutes*

CHECK IT!

Kateness
04-01-2010, 11:56 PM
Or.

What.

?

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:00 AM
Or.

What.

?

I'll be your bestest friend, and stuff.

*farts*

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:01 AM
Ew.

You're gross and stuff.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:03 AM
you don't know the half of it.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:03 AM
Yeah? well I haven't showered this week :tongue

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:04 AM
Ooooo, european.
that's hawt.

Cyia
04-02-2010, 12:04 AM
Get a room.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:05 AM
and I don't shave my legs :tongue

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:07 AM
and I don't shave my legs :tongue

that makes one of us.

cray
04-02-2010, 12:08 AM
two.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:08 AM
Exactly.

So stop fking with me

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:10 AM
two.

you spelled too wrong, doofus.

Cyia
04-02-2010, 12:12 AM
Ugh. Get a room. And a lock. And really thick blinds. And a big dog to make sure no one comes too close.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:13 AM
I hate dogs.

Why the fk would you want me to have a dog?

God! I hate all of you!

cray
04-02-2010, 12:13 AM
you spelled too wrong, doofus.

and now i'm two embarrassed too go back two fix it.

Susie
04-02-2010, 12:14 AM
I'm 5' 2" or maybe less now. :D Does that count? :)

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:15 AM
No.

You're a loser.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:15 AM
and now i'm two embarrassed too go back two fix it.

nice recovery. I doubt anyone even noticed.

Cyia
04-02-2010, 12:15 AM
(I love AFD on this site)

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:16 AM
No.

You're a loser.

you spelled looser wrong, looser.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:18 AM
the fact that you pointed it out makes you a bigger looser

Jana K White
04-02-2010, 12:18 AM
I just love holidays and the AW boards....*grin*

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:18 AM
I just love holidays and the AW boards....*grin*

piss off.

:)

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:21 AM
You too.

Who the fk said I wanted you polluting my thread?

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:26 AM
ouch.

that's going to sting tomorrow.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:28 AM
I know.

That's why I said it.

Cyia
04-02-2010, 12:30 AM
you spelled looser wrong, looser.


the fact that you pointed it out makes you a bigger looser

Don't fight. I'm sure you're both as loose as the other.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:34 AM
And who are you to tell me not to fight? huh? Mr six thousand posts?

Cyia
04-02-2010, 12:36 AM
Who you callon' Mister, you short, lapless shelf-dweller?

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:37 AM
Whoever I please.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:47 AM
Who you callon' Mister, you short, lapless shelf-dweller?

*tee hee*
she thunk you was a dude.

Susie
04-02-2010, 12:47 AM
the fact that you pointed it out makes you a bigger looser


Kateness is a super 'looser.' :D

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:48 AM
Who says I'm a she?

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:50 AM
Who says I'm a she?

oh my.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:51 AM
Seriously?

An avatar change.

Wow. What a looser forum.

Stew21
04-02-2010, 12:53 AM
kateness, that avatar is revolting.

:roll:

excellent choice

quickWit
04-02-2010, 12:53 AM
sore hawt.

Susie
04-02-2010, 12:54 AM
Play nice or you'll have to be smooshed with :Cake:s! :)

Kateness
04-02-2010, 12:57 AM
I won't play nice as long as my title and avatar don't go back to what they were!

if you recall, that's the reason I made this fking thread in the first place!

stormie
04-02-2010, 12:57 AM
you spelled looser wrong, looser.
And so the award for bad spelling goes to....

Cyia
04-02-2010, 01:00 AM
GAH! Another avi I have to block! My eyes!!!!

quickWit
04-02-2010, 01:00 AM
I won't play nice as long as my title and avatar don't go back to what they were!

if you recall, that's the reason I made this fking thread in the first place!

Kate, I think a ouple of the keys on yor laptop aren't fntioning properly.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 01:01 AM
GAH! Another avi I have to block! My eyes!!!!

What do you mean? That's the Hoff shaking his moneymaker, I hope you know.

Stew21
04-02-2010, 01:02 AM
You know you can change both back whenever you want, right?


*giggle*

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:04 AM
Nope.

I stand on principle!

Principle dammit!

Whoever was responsible should change them back!

Right.

The fk.

Now!

Stew21
04-02-2010, 01:05 AM
:roll:


demands get you everywhere here.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 01:06 AM
I stand on principle!

Perhaps if you stood on a phone book... :D

Cyia
04-02-2010, 01:07 AM
Nope.

I stand on principle!

Principle dammit!



Wow, I had a teacher named Mrs. Damm. I wonder if they're related? (And I'd never try to stand on her.)

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:08 AM
:roll:


demands get you everywhere here.

I shall complain to the proper authorities about getting your supermodness revoked

Angie
04-02-2010, 01:08 AM
Perhaps if you stood on a phone book... :D

Or on the bunneh...

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:12 AM
I eat bunnehs.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 01:14 AM
I eat bunnehs.

dare to dream, little one.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:15 AM
ya think so?

Bought one at Wegmans this week

rhymegirl
04-02-2010, 01:26 AM
Is that Hasselhoff?

quickWit
04-02-2010, 01:28 AM
Bought one at Wegmans this week

you realize those are lab animal rejects, right?

*stuffs single in Kate's thong*




ETA: Hiya RG :hi:

Angie
04-02-2010, 01:28 AM
Wouldn't be nearly as disturbing if it wasn't.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:29 AM
Uh.

Hands.

Watch where you put them.

quickWit
04-02-2010, 01:30 AM
Uh.

Hands.

Watch where you put them.

Uh.

Rabbit.

No hands.

*puts wallet back in pocket*

Chasing the Horizon
04-02-2010, 01:38 AM
Wow, Kateness, that avatar is horrifying. How dare you post on AW with such a disgusting avatar.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:38 AM
I don't need your charity

I might be a jobless bum but I don't want no stinkin handouts!

Angie
04-02-2010, 01:44 AM
No handouts? But I spent all morning copying them!

Kateness
04-02-2010, 01:50 AM
well, fk that.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 02:31 AM
No replies for half an hour.

*whinge*

Angie
04-02-2010, 02:42 AM
Maybe you should be in KTC's whaaaambulance thread.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 02:42 AM
Indeed.

Susie
04-02-2010, 04:43 AM
Trish, Kateness eats chocolate bunnehs! She needs sensitive training. LOL.

Susie
04-02-2010, 04:50 AM
And so the award for bad spelling goes to....


yeah, but he likes that, stormie. He get's it every 4/1. :D

writerterri
04-02-2010, 05:12 AM
posting to see what mine says

writerterri
04-02-2010, 05:13 AM
It says i'm bootifool

Komnena
04-02-2010, 06:30 AM
Trish, Kateness eats chocolate bunnehs! She needs sensitive training. LOL.

Hey, I didn't know you objected to any kind of chocolate.

Susie
04-02-2010, 07:48 AM
That's true, Komnena, you know me so well :D :Cake:s 4 U! :)

Susie
04-02-2010, 07:56 PM
What, I ended this thread, too? :cry: :)

semilargeintestine
04-02-2010, 08:09 PM
That's okay Suz, I killed a thread or two yesterday.

Kateness
04-02-2010, 09:29 PM
ack!

no more AFD!

*engage normal personality*

bettielee
04-03-2010, 02:31 AM
Are we still making fun of Kateness for being too short to live?

I just want to make sure we're all on the same page.

Silver King
04-03-2010, 02:59 AM
Are we still making fun of Kateness for being too short to live?
Yes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA).

Cella
04-03-2010, 03:16 AM
I'd like to get to know this Kateness before I start making fun of her...

bettielee
04-03-2010, 05:53 AM
Cella, I'm gonna make fun of you for having more posts than me.... you better watch it!

Susie
04-05-2010, 09:39 PM
*Shudders* I have more posts than betteh, too LOL