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Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:07 PM
Take a bow, Mr. Leukman! (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=39488) What a fantastic puppet you were.


:)


Very nicely played!

Thanks! :D

Sophia
04-01-2010, 10:07 PM
Oooooooooooooooh! Well done! :)

quickWit
04-01-2010, 10:09 PM
I knew it was him all along. Srsly.

cray
04-01-2010, 10:10 PM
sweeeeeet!

regdog
04-01-2010, 10:11 PM
As if one of him wasn't one too many :e2smack:

kayleamay
04-01-2010, 10:12 PM
Dammit. I thought it was Kevin.

Chris P
04-01-2010, 10:13 PM
I was hoping it was one of two people I'd not seen around today.

aadams73
04-01-2010, 10:16 PM
Shocking. :D

rhymegirl
04-01-2010, 10:16 PM
He did a great job. I was reading his posts trying to figure out if it was somebody who really did get banned and somehow got back in here to get revenge.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:20 PM
I've been laughing at him all morning. :)

kayleamay
04-01-2010, 10:22 PM
I mean, I really thought it was Kevin. I didn't think anyone else was capable of stringing out that much bullshit with such consistency. Congratulations, Mr. Leukman.

Susie
04-01-2010, 10:25 PM
I didn't see know puppet - Only Balls of Fire :D

Cella
04-01-2010, 10:30 PM
:roll:


bravo!!!

Cathy C
04-01-2010, 10:32 PM
A lovely sparring match. Well played, sir. :box:

:Clap:

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:33 PM
Aw Cella - you took some abuse but we knew you could take it and laugh about it when you found out who it was.

Good sport, you.

Leukman
04-01-2010, 10:33 PM
:thankyou:






I'll be here all...uh...year.

dgrintalis
04-01-2010, 10:33 PM
:Clap:

I suspected the chihuahua or that bunneh. He's got shifty eyes. :D

Awesome job, Monkeybutt!

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:34 PM
:thankyou:






I'll be here all...uh...year.


back to one you.

Much easier to keep up with.

:)

I'm exhausted.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 10:36 PM
:Clap:

I suspected the chihuahua or that bunneh.

I'm not nearly douchy enough.
Coulda been haggis, though. :)

Nice job, Leuk.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:37 PM
I think you should wear BoF's pretty avatar for a while, Monkey. :D I tried to dress you up nice.

cray
04-01-2010, 10:37 PM
I'm not nearly douchy enough.



:roll: :roll: :roll:

sadron
04-01-2010, 10:38 PM
Whaaa? o.O It was one of the mods?

BardSkye
04-01-2010, 10:42 PM
:Trophy:Great job. I really couldn't decide if it was real or staged and I was expecting that sort of thing.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:43 PM
Whaaa? o.O It was one of the mods?


he's not a mod. I just happened to smooth talk him into helping me out.


;)

Leukman
04-01-2010, 10:46 PM
Whaaa? o.O It was one of the mods?


Nay!




:Wha:

sadron
04-01-2010, 10:47 PM
Aah okay.

NeuroFizz
04-01-2010, 10:47 PM
:):):):) :):):) :):):):):):):)


:):):) :):):):):)

slcboston
04-01-2010, 10:49 PM
So.... no one's asking the obvious question.

If Leuk was being a puppet, who's hand was up his :censored

:D

Leukman
04-01-2010, 10:51 PM
Bos, let me explain the mechanics.

BoF was my puppet, therefore it was MY hand up HER ass.










:Wha:

Wow.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:52 PM
:roll:

Smish
04-01-2010, 10:53 PM
So, I don't get to kill it or stick a wand up its nose? My kidlit-writing heart is broken. :(

Leukman
04-01-2010, 10:55 PM
And I'd like to thank Haggis for issuing me, no BoF, an official AW Warning for

1. Insulting another member
2. Being too tan

Both counts he insisted were bannable offenses.

I deny having insulted ANYONE as BoF.

*snerk*

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 10:57 PM
Congrats! What fun it was. Hope you took our abuse well all day. I had fun.

slcboston
04-01-2010, 10:57 PM
Bos, let me explain the mechanics.

BoF was my puppet, therefore it was MY hand up HER ass.

:Wha:

Wow.

Well, yes, but.... she was you, right?

So, I guess that means your own hand ... was....


:eek:

ooh, am I sorry I took that thought to it's logical conclusion....

:D

slcboston
04-01-2010, 10:58 PM
... though think how much you could save yourself on prostate exams. Which I hear guys your age need.

:D

sadron
04-01-2010, 11:02 PM
Well, that was greatly played!

Leukman
04-01-2010, 11:13 PM
Well, yes, but.... she was you, right?

So, I guess that means your own hand ... was....


:eek:

ooh, am I sorry I took that thought to it's logical conclusion....

:D


If I experience any soreness in the morning, I'll confirm you logic. Until then, I'll stand by the out of body perspective. :D

Stew21
04-01-2010, 11:18 PM
:eek:

that whole report back in the morning thing scares me a little, Monkey.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 11:26 PM
I would have bet on Haggis and one of his hideous doggies.

Old Hack
04-01-2010, 11:35 PM
I thought that Leukman was magnificent. Particularly the avatar! I want more of BoF and am slightly ashamed of myself for that.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 11:35 PM
Well Leuk is a registered horror hound, so you weren't too far off.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 11:36 PM
I thought that Leukman was magnificent. Particularly the avatar! I want more of BoF and am slightly ashamed of myself for that.

:D


then I should be ashamed as well

Drooling Blunder
04-01-2010, 11:52 PM
So, now you tell me she is no longer here? Yes?

Girl was pretty but mean, she.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 11:54 PM
So, now you tell me she is no longer here? Yes?

Girl was pretty but mean, she.

dude, I can see your pancreas.

Leukman
04-01-2010, 11:55 PM
You sure that's what you're seein'?

Cause...I mean...it seems like there's more than one, is all.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 11:55 PM
Blech. I have now ad blocked the nekkid toothy thing.

Leukman
04-02-2010, 12:10 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar21362_1.gifhttp://thespecialparent.com/wp-content/images/crockpot1.jpg

Perfect fit.


*cuts onions*

Stew21
04-02-2010, 12:12 AM
*repeats chant to self*

don't puke don't puke don't puke don't puke

slcboston
04-02-2010, 12:17 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar21362_1.gifhttp://thespecialparent.com/wp-content/images/crockpot1.jpg

Perfect fit.

*cuts onions*

Honestly, we have these at my local zoo.... they're about the size of hamsters. Maybe smaller.



You're going to need a lot more of them than one for that pot.

:D

slcboston
04-02-2010, 12:19 AM
.... bet they'd roast nicely, though... or rotisserie .....

Leukman
04-02-2010, 12:23 AM
Okay then, change of plan.










http://www.cooking-at-home.com/wp-content/images/kabob1.jpg

Haggis
04-02-2010, 12:25 AM
.... bet they'd roast nicely, though... or rotisserie .....

I'm thinking on a skewer, barbecued.

eta: Leuk-mon beat me to it. They look delicious.

Stew21
04-02-2010, 12:33 AM
*don't puke don't puke don't puke don't puke*

slcboston
04-02-2010, 12:40 AM
A little marinade, some fresh veggies, a little couscous to serve them over and a good, cold beer....

Yup. Perfect.

slcboston
04-02-2010, 12:41 AM
*hands Stew a bucket*

it's clean, I promise.


.... well, for now....

Angie
04-02-2010, 12:51 AM
Keep those pointed sticks AWAY from me. I mean it.

Leukman
04-02-2010, 12:59 AM
*don't puke don't puke don't puke don't puke*


Would you care for a meeent? It's awhaafer theen.

Stew21
04-02-2010, 12:59 AM
FUHK OFF IM FULL

Stew21
04-02-2010, 01:04 AM
Bring me a Buhck-het

Angie
04-02-2010, 01:10 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2696745176_0381489b9d.jpg?v=0

Bubastes
04-02-2010, 01:52 AM
LMAO!!! Well played, Mr. Leukman, well played.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-02-2010, 02:25 AM
Balls! Balls! Ballsballsballs!



:D

Kaiser-Kun
04-02-2010, 03:24 AM
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Cella
04-02-2010, 03:43 AM
ahh haaa!

I even repped Leuk "come see stew chew up a noob!"

:roll:

robeiae
04-02-2010, 04:08 AM
I give him a 2.

Let's get real: he got Trish all riled up. I can do that with an eraser and four rubber bands...

Angie
04-02-2010, 04:14 AM
Three.

Leukman
04-02-2010, 04:41 AM
I give him a 2.

Let's get real: he got Trish all riled up. I can do that with an eraser and four rubber bands...


Four rubber bands?

Pfft.

I could do it with two.

;)

robeiae
04-02-2010, 04:43 AM
Yes, but to be fair, you do have that third testicle (no offense, cray).

Leukman
04-02-2010, 04:45 AM
Alright, then. Just the eraser.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-02-2010, 04:46 AM
Pfffffffffffft.

I can do it with a toothpick, a raisin, and a bottle of bitters.

robeiae
04-02-2010, 04:48 AM
Pfffffffffffft.

I can do it with a toothpick, a raisin, and a bottle of bitters.

Oh, well now you're being dirty...

Leukman
04-02-2010, 04:48 AM
I don't need no stinkin' bitters!










Uh...you do put the raisin ON the toothpick right? Right?

Angie
04-02-2010, 04:59 AM
Amateur.

Stew21
04-02-2010, 05:01 AM
*giggles*

robeiae
04-02-2010, 05:04 AM
*giggles*

SEE?!?!

Someone say "banana in the tailpipe." Watch what happens...

Stew21
04-02-2010, 05:17 AM
:roll:

banana in tailpipe is funny...

and consider we're having this conversation with a monkey present...rather filthy too.

i put him up to it...


(that's what she said)

err the tube sock thing...no no.

The Balls thing.

(that's what she said)

so of course he got me riled.

(uh...yeah)

;)


bitters a raisin a toothpick, rubberbands, and what? eraser...please don't,

but....


*swoon*

just y'all so hard is tryin'.

fark...

i mean.
just ya'll tryin so hard is hot.

robeiae
04-02-2010, 05:19 AM
*pulls up shirt, picks out some belly-button lint, flicks it at Trish*

Cella
04-02-2010, 06:11 AM
I thought it was strange that I saw Leuk say hi to a noob when "she" introduced herself.

smsarber
04-02-2010, 08:02 AM
I'm losing my touch. My wife got me with an April Fool's joke this afternoon, the first in 10 years. Now this. I should have had it *kicks own ass*, lol.

Leukman
04-02-2010, 01:58 PM
I thought it was strange that I saw Leuk say hi to a noob when "she" introduced herself.


:Wha:


Listen, Cella, I've said this I don't know how many times. I'm SORRY I missed your n00b thread and didn't say hello. It wasn't intentional. I wasn't trying to make you feel outcast or shunned. It was a simple oversight. Now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just LET IT GO.




:D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-02-2010, 03:19 PM
That's what he said.

Leukman
04-02-2010, 04:32 PM
clicky (http://instantrimshot.com/)

Kitty
04-02-2010, 04:46 PM
...and all this time I thought rimshot meant something else

Haggis
04-02-2010, 04:47 PM
Don't go there, Leukman.

robeiae
04-02-2010, 04:48 PM
He lives there, Haggis.

Stew21
04-02-2010, 04:49 PM
no dear what you're talking about that's a rim:Ssh:

Kitty
04-02-2010, 04:51 PM
ooooo...


well... I...


hmmm....


errrr....


hmmmm...


ok... I'm gonna leave that alone


:Ssh:

Stew21
04-02-2010, 04:52 PM
It's great though how you started it but leuk got warned, isn't it? :roll:

Kitty
04-02-2010, 04:53 PM
I'm just so cute and adorable... *coughs*

it's only fair the monkey gets blamed ;)

Angie
04-02-2010, 04:56 PM
To be fair, the monkey is usually guilty. Of something.

Haggis
04-02-2010, 05:09 PM
If he's not now, he will be guilty.

Haggis
04-02-2010, 05:09 PM
He lives there, Haggis.

I know. That's what worries me.

Cella
04-02-2010, 05:12 PM
:Wha:


Listen, Cella, I've said this I don't know how many times. I'm SORRY I missed your n00b thread and didn't say hello. It wasn't intentional. I wasn't trying to make you feel outcast or shunned. It was a simple oversight. Now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just LET IT GO.




:D

:roll:

cray
04-02-2010, 05:13 PM
I know. That's what worries me.


you don't look worried at all.
i dare say that you look rather relaxed this good day.

Leukman
04-02-2010, 05:36 PM
...and all this time I thought rimshot meant something else




http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XM-OgI8GaeU/SYsScJIrVuI/AAAAAAAACaI/2jhvs_bjvC4/s320/user-SgtSchultz19.jpg

Kitty
04-02-2010, 05:44 PM
it's ok Leuk...


*pats shoulder*