The New Trucker Rules (April Fools 2010)

Breaker, breaker,

Turn on your ears, good buddy! This here is Big Mama and we've got some new rules. You'll notice that this isn't Derek's forum anymore. It's mine and that means a new Smoky Bear is at the wheel.

I know that some forums are doing some sort of fancy talk, but there ain't nothing like that going on in here. Ain't gonna be no bucket mouths neither. Just plain ol' folks talking the way they should.

Here's the new low down:

1. CB speak only. That's right, goody buddy. Those needing assistance can look here.

2. None of them questions about grammer and tenses and characters with goofy names. Truckers and trucking. It's a time honored genre and the only one we care about in this hear forum.

3. All posts must start with an appropriate intro and sign off before you pull the plug.

4. Anyone violating these rules is subject to a blue slip and disemvoweling.

Understood? Let's be safe out there.

That's a big 10-4, good buddy.

Hey there, Prairie Puppy

Good to know ya! The Colorado Kool-aid is getting cold and it's five o'clock somewhere! I'm still swilling cups of mud and hit my stop and drop a few miles ago. Kids unloaded at school and money in the bank.

Down and on the side.

shaldna said:

Argh!!! I don't understand!!!

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hey there, Irish Child--that's your new handle, amigo. Don't tense. It's all good and clear sailing without the county mounties today. Just put it in the fifty dollar lane and hammer down. Open your flappers and it'll come together for you. Catch you in the daylight. Follow the stripes home, good buddy.

10-4


Translation for the slang impaired:
Well, hello my friend from Ireland. Your nickname today will be Youth from the land of shamrocks. Do not be perturbed. Things are just fine and the local law enforcement in not present. Move your motorized vehicle into the passing lane and accelerate at will. If you listen to the slang for a bit, it should start to make sense. If not, there is always tomorrow. Have a safe journey, my friend.

Good bye.

breaker, breaker,

Come in fellow mother truckers! This is Big Mama saying brush your teeth and comb your hair, it's about time to pull in for the darktime. Colorado Kool-Aid all around for a job well done. I'm gonna press some sheets in a bit.

Follow the stripes and peel your eyeballs for Peter Rabbit.

Big Mama, over and out