My imaginary dog says that it would be in everybody's best interest if I killed all you f-ers here at AW. Should one listen to one's imaginary dog? Your opinions matter.
Please. My dog tells me that all the time. He also says I should get a job.
I just ignore him.
Diana, please seek professional help. This is a message board and not a substitute for psychiatric help. Disregard messages from any imaginary "friends" that would have you harm others. I am truly worried.
Are you being punished, Good Word?
But... but.... we're WRITERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diana,
Imaginary pets and people are just crutches. Be in the real world. Ground yourself through meditation and open up to the universal om.
The only valid forms of spirit communication and guidance are from Energystar appliances, like refrigerators, and all toasters made after 1973.
Well, the dog thing didn't work out so well for David Berkowitz - but maybe your imaginary dog is different.
Please. My dog tells me that all the time. He also says I should get a job.
I just ignore him.
I don't think you do have an imaginary dog, Diana. I'm not even certain that you're imagining you have an imaginary dog, since I have only your word for that. Some people say they have an imaginary dog, but then don't even bother to imagine it. They only want us to imagine that they have an imaginary dog -- which means they lure people into imagining many imaginary dogs for them, none of which they actually imagine for themselves. Parasites.
And how did you come by your imaginary dog? Please do not assume, even if you imagined it yourself, that it's actually yours. How do you know who is imagining it when you're not? And who imagined it before you? It might be a shared imaginary dog. In fact, as a child I had an imaginary dog that I'm fairly sure has gone missing, which means you may well have mine.
If indeed you have any at all.