Obama crowned Emperor of America

Cool. Now the King of Saudi Arabia can kowtow to him.

He was wise to wait until after the Ides of March.

Et tu, Brute?

robeiae said:

the First Empire of America.

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Sounds like a new bank to me. How long before it wants bailout money?

I blame Rob.

mscelina said:

Et tu, Brute?

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EGO nusquam melior efficio

(Babblefish for "I had nothing better to do.")

Cyia said:

EGO nusquam melior efficio

(Babblefish for "I had nothing better to do.")

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Tua mater caligas in legis gerit.

(Not Babelfish for "Your mama wears combat boots in bed." I had lots of fun in my Latin classes...)

About F-ing time. That should help with the ferret problem.

Wait... I thought he already was emperor? Or, was this just, like, for ceremonial purposes??

Snerk. It's just a distracting ploy. While people's heads explode or they bang their foreheads on the floor the real rulers can work without interference.

Romantic Heretic said:

Snerk. It's just a distracting ploy. While people's heads explode or they bang their foreheads on the floor the real rulers can work without interference.

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The pan-dimensional ferrets and the phone company?

I haz a confuzzled...

nothing is making sense anymore!

Nothing's ever made sense to me. You get used to it.

Who wants ?

Oh, oh. Me!

lobs

Enjoy!

Merci beaucoup.

mscelina said:

Tua mater caligas in legis gerit.

(Not Babelfish for "Your mama wears combat boots in bed." I had lots of fun in my Latin classes...)

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As Sigmund Freud quoth, "Deine Mutter arbeitet in der Army vor veilen Jahre und seitdem hatte gehoert auf aber nie aufgehört ziehen Stiefel an. Ich habe ernst Aengste fur dich."

Emperor?



Wouldn't that be a demotion?

What's he doing on Easter Island?

Cyia said:

What's he doing on Easter Island?

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