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Stew21
04-01-2010, 02:46 PM
Yep. Mac played a joke on me too. It looks like I'm the mod of this room now.

So I run a pretty tidy household and keep my other forums sparkly clean. I've got two kids so I figure I can whip this place into shape in no time since I read kids' books to them.

I'll put up house rules later. I need to add a few more.

Don't mind the heavy lifting. I just need to rearrange a few things.

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 02:47 PM
How hard can a forum about angels be?

Stew21
04-01-2010, 02:49 PM
Pfft. I know right. But even the easiest forum needs a strong hand because it's so easy to go off track otherwise.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 02:50 PM
Hi mum!

shaldna
04-01-2010, 02:50 PM
The Power the Power!!!

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 02:51 PM
So, can you make me breakfast now? Oh, and I need my laundry done.

shaldna
04-01-2010, 02:57 PM
I'll put up house rules later. I need to add a few more.

.


Wait? We have rules?

Stew21
04-01-2010, 03:05 PM
pfft. yeah. Like I can let a bunch of kidlit angels wander the halls freely. puhleez. I have children. I know how this works.

rules, damn it!

oh wait, I probably shouldn't use those words in here.


First rule:

Swear Jar - you have to write 100 words for every swear you use in this room.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 03:05 PM
1. There are no rules.
2. No biting.
3. See rule 1.

That's my input.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 03:07 PM
So, can you make me breakfast now? Oh, and I need my laundry done.


What you need is a bowl of cereal, and to learn how to use the washing machine.


Rule 2: I don't respond well to Mom! Hey Mom! Mom very well. So if you would like something from me, please wait til mommy's done talking and ask nicely.
Only say Mom once.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 03:08 PM
1. There are no rules.
2. No biting.
3. See rule 1.

That's my input.


No talking back. Ivan.

Punishment for such an offense is a new avatar of my choosing.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 03:14 PM
Sorry, Mother. So i take it we're allowed to bite?

Stew21
04-01-2010, 03:16 PM
A little tone detected in that "mother", Ivan.

tsktsktsk...


don't make mommy angry so early in the morning before her coffee, k?


I'll go find you a new avatar so we can keep the balance, alright, luv?

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 03:31 PM
What you need is a bowl of cereal, and to learn how to use the washing machine.


Rule 2: I don't respond well to Mom! Hey Mom! Mom very well. So if you would like something from me, please wait til mommy's done talking and ask nicely.
Only say Mom once.Moooooom!


I pooped!

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 03:35 PM
Mummmmm, I don't want to wear this avatar! I hate it! You told me I didn't have to! awwwwwwww...

Angie
04-01-2010, 03:37 PM
Ha.

Haha.

Hahaha.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You people have NO idea what you're in for! Stew in charge! Hahaha!

Ahem.

*cough*

Sorry, don't know where I am. Carry on.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 03:44 PM
Ivan, just a little while longer. Being cute with Mommy gets translated into CUTE avatars.

It hurts me more than it hurts you, dear.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 03:52 PM
I don't respond well to Mom! Hey Mom! Mom very well. So if you would like something from me, please wait til mommy's done talking and ask nicely.
Only say Mom once.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXbL_SzudtY

It's your own fault for having "Stew" as your screen name.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:01 PM
I used to have a Stewie with a laser gun avatar but that was in my younger crazier days.

I've put it in my sigline for you Cyia.

Thank you for bringing Mommy a present.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:02 PM
Moooooom!


I pooped!


Then wipe you bottom and wash your hands. You're cereal is getting mushy and you still have two loads of laundry to finish up.

Hop to it, Mr.

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 04:05 PM
No gold star?

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:11 PM
Of course dear. put it on your chart on the fridge.

Hedgetrimmer
04-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Brokenfingers -- Forgive me if my eyes are playing tricks on me, but is that dog wearing a thong?

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 04:22 PM
Stop staring at my ass!

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:25 PM
100 words. You know the rules. You used one of "those words".

go.

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 04:27 PM
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Can I go to my room and play video games now?

Hedgetrimmer
04-01-2010, 04:28 PM
Stop staring at my ass!

:roll:

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:32 PM
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Can I go to my room and play video games now?


You can go scrub the toilets.

and when you're finished, you'll stand with you're nose in the corner. I'm adding two checkmarks onto your chart.

And I'm going to have Uncle Haggis pick out a nice avatar for you to wear.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 04:35 PM
Well, aren't WE on a power trip. Congratsi on the new assignment, but don't you think we should all remember we're equals here. Your position is to moderate, not dictate.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 04:37 PM
Well, aren't WE on a power trip. Congratsi on the new assignment, but don't you think we should all remember we're equals here. Your position is to moderate, not dictate.

I'm tellin'!!!!

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:37 PM
Excuse ME?

And you are whom?

How I moderate this forum is none of your business.


And when you address me in the future, call me Mommy like everyone else.

K?

Have a nice day.

brokenfingers
04-01-2010, 04:37 PM
You can go scrub the toilets.

and when you're finished, you'll stand with you're nose in the corner. I'm adding two checkmarks onto your chart.

And I'm going to have Uncle Haggis pick out a nice avatar for you to wear.But mooooom!

Do you want me to grow up to be a world-rebelling writer?!

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 04:39 PM
This seems typical of a used-to-be pee-on awarded a minimal amount of power and letting it go their head. Have you looked in a mirror lately? Is your head bigger than it used to be?

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:40 PM
well aren't you a special little ball of something.

:)

It'll take some work, but I'll break you.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 04:42 PM
Mom! B-O-F misspelled paeon!

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 04:45 PM
Break me? Honestly, who do you think you are?

Cyia
04-01-2010, 04:48 PM
She is Mommy.

We do not question the Mommy.

Bad things happen to those who question the Mommy.

Yes, Mother...

Now, pardon me while I go fly a kite at night.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:49 PM
You've yet to tell us anything about yourself.

These people know me. I know exactly who I am.
Mighty uppity for a noob who hasn't stepped foot in a writing thread.
Here for a week and think you own the place. pfft.

100 words. NOW!

Don't make me call DADDY

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 04:50 PM
It's evident you've all been brainwashed somehow.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 04:51 PM
evidently.

words. now.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 04:51 PM
It's evident you've all been brainwashed somehow.


One of us... one of us... one of us...

Huh? Wait... what did you say?

Angie
04-01-2010, 05:01 PM
*chugs the grape Kool-aid*

Brainwashed...huh?

Yeshanu
04-01-2010, 05:15 PM
1. There are no rules.
2. No biting.
3. See rule 1.

That's my input.

Mommy, Ivan bit me!

D.C. McLaughlin
04-01-2010, 05:25 PM
WAWWWWW! I'm new here an' everybody's fighting! WAAAAAWWWWW!

( Feels like home! )

D.C.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 05:37 PM
Yes, DC, you're right. There always seems to be a bunch of bickering going on. No doubt propegated by the current regime. Call Daddy. I'd like to see who that might be. And where do you get off demanding words from me? I don't see you contributing any? Once again, you just enjoy holding the whip. And it seems everyone else likes getting lashed.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 05:44 PM
Yes, DC, you're right. There always seems to be a bunch of bickering going on. No doubt propegated by the current regime. Call Daddy. I'd like to see who that might be. And where do you get off demanding words from me? I don't see you contributing any? Once again, you just enjoy holding the whip. And it seems everyone else likes getting lashed.

I've always thought it important that a good forum member should understand the concepts of jokes/irony/playacting. I think my theory has been vindicated.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 05:47 PM
Don't fool yourself into thinking all sarcasm is only that. The dangers of communicating via text only and on a relatively anonymous basis should not be underestimated.

aadams73
04-01-2010, 05:48 PM
Don't fool yourself into thinking all sarcasm is only that. The dangers of communicating via text only and on a relatively anonymous basis should not be underestimated.

a/s/l?

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 05:50 PM
Don't fool yourself into thinking all sarcasm is only that. The dangers of communicating via text only and on a relatively anonymous basis should not be underestimated.

Hows that humour novel coming along?

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 06:04 PM
You, my friend, are a poor judge of character.

Cella
04-01-2010, 06:08 PM
Do I have to wash my brains every time I go potty?



*looks around*



Oops, wrong class. I don't come here.




*wonders out with finger in nose*

sissybaby
04-01-2010, 06:14 PM
I have no clue what, exactly, is going on here, but, okay, Mom, congratulations? You actually volunteered for this assignment? Or did you lose the bet?

Stew21
04-01-2010, 06:21 PM
Mac surprised me with it.

I don't know how Wyntermoon ran this place before me, so I'm doing it my way.

That's all.

Thanks for the congratulations.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 06:26 PM
Your way or the highway. No worries about the practices of your predecessor, even if they were more appropriate (which, given your start, I'd be inclined to believe true).

Stew21
04-01-2010, 06:27 PM
Love the new avatar, babe.

That's a good newbie.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 06:27 PM
Your way or the highway. No worries about the practices of your predecessor, even if they were more appropriate (which, given your start, I'd be inclined to believe true).

I can't believe this guy! It's only a forum, love.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 06:28 PM
Isn't that cute. Any other tricks up your sleeve? Attempts to impress that fall short breed nothing but embarrassment.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 06:31 PM
I'll make this easy, BoF.

Do. you. write?

yes or no.

Do. You. Write. kidlit?

yes or no.

Why are you here?

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 06:36 PM
Of course I write. You see the words in my posts? They string together to form something called a sentence. Several of those go together to create a thought. Well, generally, that's how it works. I'm not sure you've got that down just yet.

Cella
04-01-2010, 06:37 PM
:popcorn:

Stew21
04-01-2010, 06:37 PM
Aren't you the cutest little ...

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 06:38 PM
Of course I write. You see the words in my posts? They string together to form something called a sentence. Several of those go together to create a thought. Well, generally, that's how it works. I'm not sure you've got that down just yet.

Hey, Balls, have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM&feature=related

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 06:38 PM
Brialliant. We have an audience. A popcorn eating fruitcake, from the look of her. Don't we just love spectators with nothing to add but a poor attempt at humor.

Cella
04-01-2010, 06:39 PM
you take that back! I'm a fruitcake eating popcorn, if anything.


eta: btw, if you don't want people watching, take it to PMs

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 06:44 PM
I think Trololo guy sucked him into the vortex.

Angie
04-01-2010, 07:02 PM
Of course I write. You see the words in my posts? They string together to form something called a sentence. Several of those go together to create a thought. Well, generally, that's how it works. I'm not sure you've got that down just yet.

Here's the thing about April Fools Day pranks at AW...they're supposed to be fun. Humorous. Light-hearted. If you're trying to play along, you're not doing a very good job. Maybe you should lurk for awhile and see how humor works. I'm not sure you've got it down just yet.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 07:05 PM
I'm telling you all. Don't feed it.

Just let mommy bat it around for a while.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:08 PM
Mummy, after you've batted it around for a while, can I have my old avatar back?

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 07:15 PM
I continue to be amazed with how you people thing everything is nothing but a big joke. Play along with april fools? Is that what you think I'm doing? Ah, yes, of course you do, as evidenced by that silly message from you in my control panel. Life is not a big joke. How the lot of you have made it this far still breathing is beyond me.

Angie
04-01-2010, 07:17 PM
*blunders blindly through thread*

Stew21
04-01-2010, 07:17 PM
Mummy, after you've batted it around for a while, can I have my old avatar back?


Yes baby. You've been a very good Ivan.

Gold Star, and you can change your own avatar back, can't you, dear?

If you can't you just let mommy know and I'll fix it for you.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:18 PM
Yes baby. You've been a very good Ivan.

Gold Star, and you can change your own avatar back, can't you, dear?

If you can't you just let mommy know and I'll fix it for you.

Oh...I didn't think of just trying to change it back. Perhaps Troll's criticisms of me have been correct after all.
*goes to re-evaluate life and pick a good avatar*

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:22 PM
We're all real stoopit.

Angie
04-01-2010, 07:24 PM
Better than fake stoopit.

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:25 PM
genuine dumb is much betterer

Angie
04-01-2010, 07:29 PM
Stoopit. You can't spell at all. Don't you know "better'er" has an apostro'phe in it??

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:31 PM
Not my fault....qWitter was bad teacher. very distracting.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:32 PM
My new avatar is Jon Pertwee's 'delphon eyebrows'. However, it also shows my disdain for Mr Troll.
Does Mummy approve?

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:34 PM
My new avatar is Jon Pertwee's 'delphon eyebrows'. However, it also shows my disdain for Mr Troll.
Does Mummy approve?
I'm not sure that the facial expression will live up to BoF's high standards of acceptable avatars. Sarah Michelle Gellar is a tough act to follow.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:35 PM
I'm not sure that the facial expression will live up to BoF's high standards of acceptable avatars. Sarah Michelle Gellar is a tough act to follow.

I do enjoy the fact that your avatar seems to be laughing at mine. However, I'll thank you to notice that mine is proficient at Venusian Karate. So watch it...

wyntermoon
04-01-2010, 07:37 PM
I tried to warn Evil Stewie that I had to bribe y'all with juice boxes and Power Bars but she just haaaaaaaad to bring out the whip early.

"Let them get used to you," I said. "Let them sniff your butt and pretend to become friends before you go in all 'clean the toilet and bring Mommy a Bourbon'" but no. She got all ballsy and now my KidLit babies are paying the price for me wandering off.

I blame Angie. SHE made me leave you to the wolves and, er, Stew.

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:38 PM
I do enjoy the fact that your avatar seems to be laughing at mine. However, I'll thank you to notice that mine is proficient at Venusian Karate. So watch it...
oh, surely you wouldn't hit an imbecile, now would you? Especially a flaming one...


:D

Angie
04-01-2010, 07:39 PM
I tried to warn Evil Stewie that I had to bribe y'all with juice boxes and Power Bars but she just haaaaaaaad to bring out the whip early.

"Let them get used to you," I said. "Let them sniff your butt and pretend to become friends before you go in all 'clean the toilet and bring Mommy a Bourbon'" but no. She got all ballsy and now my KidLit babies are paying the price for me wandering off.

I blame Angie. SHE made me leave you to the wolves and, er, Stew.

And my plan is working perfectly. Muahahahaha!!!

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 07:40 PM
˙ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ ʎǝuoɯ ʎɐd ʇɥƃıɯ ı

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:40 PM
oh, surely you wouldn't hit an imbecile, now would you? Especially a flaming one...


:D

Good point. Actually, I happen to be quite taken by your flaming imbecile of an avatar. I'd not karate chop it even if it laughed at my delphon eyebrows.

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:42 PM
why thank you, sir!


I would never laugh at your eyebrows, as that would be very rude.


Here, have a gummy bear. :D

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:46 PM
why thank you, sir!


I would never laugh at your eyebrows, as that would be very rude.


Here, have a gummy bear. :D

I like the funny deformed ones best. Sometimes they come without all limbs attached. They taste best.

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:49 PM
I always bite the heads off first. :popcorn:

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:50 PM
I always bite the heads off first. :popcorn:

That would put them out of their misery too fast. I recommend the slow, torturous method. Bite off the little legs, the hands, and then let them think about what they've done.

Cella
04-01-2010, 07:53 PM
oh no! why?! why would torture a gummy bear?

what have they done wrong? Enjoyed silly banter on social networking sites?

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 07:54 PM
oh no! why?! why would torture a gummy bear?

what have they done wrong? Enjoyed silly banter on social networking sites?

Oh gosh, if that's a crime I'd better hide the 'My First Waterboarding' kit I got for christmas. I knew it'd end in tears.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 08:05 PM
˙ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ ʎǝuoɯ ʎɐd ʇɥƃıɯ ı

Gee, you're looking a little out of sorts there. Feeling strange, BoF? You might need to go lie down or something.

Cella
04-01-2010, 08:14 PM
I don't think he should have to pay money to see Ivan hit the imbecile....it was his idea, after all.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 08:16 PM
I don't think he should have to pay money to see Ivan hit the imbecile....it was his idea, after all.

You mean he gets free entry? What about the rest of us?

Cella
04-01-2010, 08:18 PM
I don't think I'm qualified to answer that.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 08:22 PM
¿ʎʞs ǝɥʇ uı poɯ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ʇɔɐʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ǝpıʌoɹd oʇ ƃuıllıʍ ǝq noʎ ʇɥƃıɯ ˙ʎɐld suoıuıɯ ɹǝɥ/sıɥ sǝɯɐƃ ʎllıs ʇɐɥʍ sʍouʞ uǝʌǝ 'ʎʞs ǝɥʇ uı poɯ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ 'lɐnpıʌıpuı ʇɐɥʇ ɟı ɹǝpuoʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙pǝʇuɐʍ ɟı noʎ ɥsnlɟ ʎlısɐǝ plnoɔ puɐ 'ɹǝʍod ɹǝʇɐǝɹƃ uǝʌǝ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɔǝdxǝ ı ¿noʎ uo ɹǝʍod ʇɐɥʇ pǝʍoʇsǝq oɥʍ ˙ɹǝʍod ɹoıɹǝdns ǝʇɐɹʇsuoɯǝp oʇ pǝǝu ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ɐ ʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ oʇ ǝnuıʇuoɔ ʇsnɾ--uʍop ǝpısdn ʇsod ɹoıɹd ʎɯ ƃuıuɹnʇ puɐ 'ǝɹnʇɔıd pıɹɹoɥ sıɥʇ ʍou--sʞɔıɹʇ ǝlʇʇıl ǝʇnɔ ǝsǝɥʇ llɐ ¿ƃuıop ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝzılɐǝɹ noʎ ʇ,uop ˙ʇıʍ ɟo llnɟ sı ʎuunq poɯ ƃuıʌoɹdɐssıp ǝɥʇ 'ǝǝƃ

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 08:24 PM
You know what happens when you troll more? Jon Pertwee's eyebrows get bigger. You see that? He's not afraid to reverse your polarity.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2010, 08:25 PM
Wow. Chill Balls.

I got upset my first time on April Fool's here but it's not worth all this.

And I think the head one here's Mac somethin or other.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 08:29 PM
Big Mac. Rather appropriate. Does that come with fries and a shake? And please spare me your advise. I really dislike when people tell me to 'chill'. Try speaking like a mature adult.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 08:30 PM
Big Mac. Rather appropriate. Does that come with fries and a shake? And please spare me your advise. I really dislike when people tell me to 'chill'. Try speaking like a mature adult.

Chillax, homeboy.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2010, 08:35 PM
yeah. Well.

fries and a shake was real mature.


man, just trying to help a new dude, chick, whatever.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 08:37 PM
Big Mac. Rather appropriate. Does that come with fries and a shake? And please spare me your advise. I really dislike when people tell me to 'chill'. Try speaking like a mature adult.

Spinal Tapestry had a rough beginning himself (complete with jung fu poetry) but has grown into a valuable member of AW. It's okay to pick at the mods. We can take it. But some of the folks here are kids and you do NOT want to get into it with me over the kids.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 08:42 PM
I'm now further insulted (who would've thought it possible) that you'd accuse me of picking at kids. I have six of my own and I would put my parenting skills up agains anyone, anytime. You and your miserable comrades should not stir up conversations when you don't know who you're speaking to. That, Ms. Soccer Mom, is in bad taste, much like your general presence around here.

Cyia
04-01-2010, 08:44 PM
You know what happens when you troll more? Jon Pertwee's eyebrows get bigger. You see that? He's not afraid to reverse your polarity.


Pfft. If you want to threaten with eyebrows, you need Jack LaLanne and his juiceman.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 08:46 PM
Pfft. If you want to threaten with eyebrows, you need Jack LaLanne and his juiceman.

I had to google that, but I'm so glad I did. What a man.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 08:46 PM
I'm now further insulted (who would've thought it possible) that you'd accuse me of picking at kids. I have six of my own and I would put my parenting skills up agains anyone, anytime. You and your miserable comrades should not stir up conversations when you don't know who you're speaking to. That, Ms. Soccer Mom, is in bad taste, much like your general presence around here.

I'm in bad taste? Seriously? You want to go there? Anyone with the word "balls" in their user title is hardly qualified to toss pejoratives around.

I hope you send monthly checks to all six of your baby mamas.

Cella
04-01-2010, 08:48 PM
:roll:


You have offered NO information about yourself for any of us to know who we are talking to!

I distinctly remember saying hello to you on at least 3 separate occasions where you completely ignored me. If you're so self-righteous that you cannot even be bothered with our company, then go away.

Your 6 kids are more deserving of what you have to share, so go be with them.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 08:50 PM
And again you demonstrate your ignorance. Though it's been hard for some to conclude, I am, in fact, a woman. At least I used to be when I had kids (and I'm sure you'll all have plenty of crude comments about that little tidbit). Likewise, I would invite you to take a break from your oh so useful time here and listen to the music of the great Jerry Lee Lewis. Then you can tell me in what taste is my title. Please note, I said my title, not in your mouth.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 08:53 PM
So you're a mother of six, who is no longer a woman (?), who likes Sarah Michelle Gellar, and who has serious anger management issues. Luckily, we're currently looking for contestants on the latest series of Big Brother. Want a spot?

Cyia
04-01-2010, 08:53 PM
I would invite you to take a break from your oh so useful time here and listen to the music of the great Jerry Lee Lewis.


He was surprisingly good in Law& Order:SVU. Not such a fan of his comedy, but I hear he's big in France.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 08:56 PM
Popping out babies is not what makes a parent. You've proven yourself rude, crude and barely acceptable. You have yet to apologize to Spinal Tapestry.

I'm waiting for that.

Amarie
04-01-2010, 08:56 PM
He was surprisingly good in Law& Order:SVU. Not such a fan of his comedy, but I hear he's big in France.
:D

Stew21
04-01-2010, 08:58 PM
BoF knock it off.

Haven't you spewed enough all over Mommy's new thread?

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 08:59 PM
BoF knock it off.

Haven't you spewed enough all over Mommy's new thread?

...and I'm not clearing it up.

Cella
04-01-2010, 09:02 PM
Thanks for the laughs, BallsO

see ya round :hi:

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 09:02 PM
You pretentious wretch. You don't own this thread.

Ivan_B
04-01-2010, 09:06 PM
You pretentious wretch. You don't own this thread.

Seeing as she started the thread, and the thread title is about her, and no-one can literally own a thread; I'd say it was more hers than anyone else's.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 09:08 PM
Name calling isn't going to happen either.

I'm not easily pissed off, but I'm getting there.

Really getting there. You've pushed every damn button I have in the last few days and I've just waited it out. Noob jitters, trying to get a feel for the site.

But Wow. You really just don't get it. I'm afraid you never will.

The powertrip you're going on about. Yes. There is one really big ego in this room. Guess who's it is?

Guess who is two clicks from gone?

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 09:10 PM
You pretentious wretch. You don't own this thread.

Nettiquette 101: Notice to the left where it says "Supermod" under the title? Yeah, it's her thread.

I don't understand why you're still here. Did you need something? Want to borrow a cup of sugar? If AW is such a poopy place, the door is exit stage right.

swvaughn
04-01-2010, 09:11 PM
this calls for th SP CIAL POPCORN (sorry, lost my k y trying to typ upsid down)

Cella
04-01-2010, 09:11 PM
clicky-clicky!

:snoopy:

Stew21
04-01-2010, 09:12 PM
But Balls doesn't like it nice n easy, SoccerMOm. Do you, Balls?

Just walking out is too damn easy. I think our little troll likes the thrill of getting a jackboot up her ass.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 09:14 PM
I think our little troll likes the thrill of getting a jackboot up her ass.

it is quite thrilling. can't argue with that.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 09:14 PM
I'd say it's about time to put somebody in time-out if she stays cranky. Maybe a nap and a snack is in order.

Smish
04-01-2010, 09:15 PM
Stew:

Thanks for agreeing to be our mom, er, mod. The kidlit gang is happy to have you!


(But trolls beware. Trolls tend to get get killed in our stories. Sometimes they get lucky and only end up with a wand up their nose and a bump on the head. But that's not pleasant, either...)

:)Smish

Cyia
04-01-2010, 09:16 PM
Awweeee. The mods are gonna break our shiny new toy.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 09:17 PM
Thank you, Smish.

If BoF doesn't chill, you are welcome to write a story where she gets a wand up the nose.

Share with the class when you're done.

Cella
04-01-2010, 09:17 PM
if you're putting people on time-out for name calling then I'm guilty too.

I called her a grumpy guss.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 09:18 PM
I'd say it's about time to put somebody in time-out if she stays cranky. Maybe a nap and a snack is in order.


nah...let's give her just a bit more rope.

She can either lasso a clue or hang herself with it.

I have my bet placed.



Cella, get mommy a bourbon on the rocks, please.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 09:19 PM
I'd say it's about time to put somebody in time-out if she stays cranky. Maybe a nap and a snack is in order.

but...but she's so damn interesting! she's fairly brimming with insightful comments and witticisms!

damn you, SM! damn you to Hell!

Cella
04-01-2010, 09:20 PM
yes ma'am.....

Soccer Mom
04-01-2010, 09:28 PM
Rotten bunny.

All righty then.

Mommy has to go to the store. Y'all don't break the pinata while I'm gone.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 09:33 PM
Rotten bunny.

nice use of the word 'witticisms' though, don't you think?

*scratches*





*sniffs*

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 09:48 PM
And aren't you the most vulgar of them yet? What is YOUR purpose here? Are you going to tell me you're a serious writer? I harbour doubts that anyone around really is.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 09:50 PM
And aren't you the most vulgar of them yet? What is YOUR purpose here? Are you going to tell me you're a serious writer? I harbour doubts that anyone around really is.

I don't know about most vulgar...I do try to be the best at anything I do.

aadams73
04-01-2010, 09:50 PM
Oh hai, BoF, I drawed you some scissors. You can run with them, if you like!

Stew21
04-01-2010, 09:51 PM
He writes erotic romance.

it's hawt. like your avatar.

hawt.

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 09:53 PM
If my child had drawn a picture like that, they would be punished, and I certainly would not post it for the world to see on the internet. How proud you must be, aadams. What a fine mother you are.

auntybug
04-01-2010, 09:54 PM
I don't know about most vulgar...I do try to be the best at anything I do.

Aww bunneh. Don't ever sell yourself short. I'm pretty sure it was you that just farted in the cabaret. Come on... fess up... you know we love ya ;)

*burps*

Cella
04-01-2010, 09:54 PM
the bunnies around here aren't like the kind you find at the park....

aadams73
04-01-2010, 09:56 PM
If my child had drawn a picture like that, they would be punished, and I certainly would not post it for the world to see on the internet. How proud you must be, aadams. What a fine mother you are.

Are you guys having fun? *waves*

quickWit
04-01-2010, 09:57 PM
If my child had drawn a picture like that...

Good Lord...you haven't actually reproduced, have you?

Balls O Fire
04-01-2010, 09:58 PM
And this, from a devoid rabbit.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 09:58 PM
the bunnies around here aren't like the kind you find at the park....

not within 300 yards of a park, anyway.

aadams73
04-01-2010, 09:59 PM
Good Lord...you haven't actually reproduced, have you?

Well...

His dog does have a lot of funny-looking puppies.

Kitty Pryde
04-01-2010, 10:00 PM
Moooom! I'm confused!

quickWit
04-01-2010, 10:01 PM
And this, from a devoid rabbit.

that's right, Princess.

*flexes glutes*

drink it all in.

Stew21
04-01-2010, 10:02 PM
It's all rather confusin, I know, pumpkin.

Say good bye to Miss Hot Balls, everyone. She's going bye-bye now.

quickWit
04-01-2010, 10:03 PM
Say good bye to Miss Hot Balls, everyone. She's going bye-bye now.

you don't mean me, right?

:D

Leukman
04-01-2010, 10:36 PM
She said she, didn't she?