I always feel a thrill of joy...

...when I get a manuscript request...like just now...fingers crossed everyone!

I think the first and last time I saw something like that was in a thriller involving a psychopath...It's an interesting idea though, but I'd cry if I had to take a book apart like that.

...when it's warm enough to walk around the house nekkid.

when I realize that, despite the number of beers I've had, and maybe even because of the number of beers I've had, I'd still be able to best Silver King in an arm wrestling match (if he had arms I mean...fins don't count)

I can paste my bathroom with rejection letters. I think I won't.

...when...I find someone who doesn't return a blank stare when I talk about computers

when I have a computer at which I can stare blankly...so long as its working that is...

when eatin' choco, on AW, talkin' to Mr. Susie, getting an acceptance

when I know how right I am (which is rare but worth mentioning when it happens)