If a zombie called Fred wore a kilt...

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2010

...what would he keep in his sporran?

Fenika · Mar 20, 2010

Avocados

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2010

Well that wasn't an answer I expected.

Sophia · Mar 20, 2010

Is Fred Scottish? In which case, the same thing non-zombie Scots keep in their sporrans - Crowdie.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2010

Fred is American, and he's just holidayed in Scotland.

Fenika · Mar 20, 2010

Oh, in that case, African Swallows and a coconut, duh.

Sophia · Mar 20, 2010

Hmm. How about a lock of your hair, as a memento of his exotic travels?

Jersey Chick · Mar 20, 2010

braaaaiiinnnnssss

(or little bits of brains)

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2010

ElaraSophia said:
Hmm. How about a lock of your hair, as a memento of his exotic travels?

That could well be, as I had a haircut this week.

Jersey Chick said:
braaaaiiinnnnssss

(or little bits of brains)

I was waiting for someone to say that.

aadams73 · Mar 20, 2010

A tub of banana yogurt, one post-peeled face, and a stick of gum. Oh, and a stapler.

Jersey Chick · Mar 20, 2010

Always glad to help!

CheekyWench · Mar 20, 2010

scarletpeaches said:
Fred is American, and he's just holidayed in Scotland.

a 36 exposure disposable camera full of pictures... of brainz.

oh sweet, that was my 400th post.

KellyAssauer · Mar 20, 2010

scarletpeaches said:
...what would he keep in his sporran?

His cell phone, two sheepskin condoms and a wrinkled Caledonian 80 label with SP's name, but TT42's phone number scrawled on the back.

Oh wait! Did you say Zombie?

(I am soooo kidding! =)

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=12571

BenPanced · Mar 20, 2010

scarletpeaches said:
...what would he keep in his sporran?

Lady fingers.

Or lady's fingers.

BenPanced · Mar 20, 2010

Fish fingers?

Chicken fingers?

The mind, she boggles.

poetinahat · Mar 20, 2010

what a limerick opening line that title would've made.

scarletpeaches · Mar 21, 2010

If a zombie called Fred wore a kilt,
With the loveliest sporran e'er built,
Therein would he keep,
much viagra for sheep
for such cases when boners would wilt.

I thank you.

sheadakota · Mar 21, 2010

Jersey Chick said:
braaaaiiinnnnssss

(or little bits of brains)

You stole my answer!

Angie · Mar 21, 2010

A sewing kit for re-attaching bits and pieces of himself as they fall off.

aadams73 · Mar 21, 2010

I know what Fred really keeps in his sporran and I'm not telling...unless you give a hefty donation to the Save The Zombies fund or to Undeadpeace.

Angie · Mar 21, 2010

Okay, but what do they need with Hefty bags? :Shrug:

bettielee · Mar 21, 2010

His car keys.

pfftt!

BenPanced · Mar 21, 2010

Angie said:
A sewing kit for re-attaching bits and pieces of himself as they fall off.

Or a staple gun.

scarletpeaches · Mar 21, 2010

aadams73 mentioned a stapler.

She knows about these things.

Angie · Mar 21, 2010

BenPanced said:
Or a staple gun.

Or a hot glue gun.

If a zombie called Fred wore a kilt...

Up all night to get Loki

A Work in Progress

Up all night to get Loki

O.o

The Anti-Magdalene

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

say it loud

part of the human equation

Shaddup and lemme think.

A Work in Progress

Shaddup and lemme think.

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Shaddup and lemme think.