Something just set off the "All Too Obvious Photo Manipulation" alarm.

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Morgan Freeman in "Bruce Almighty": "Parting your soup is not a miracle Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle."

God might work in mysterious ways, but I don't think he's "lol random"
 

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I'm sure I've seen this argument in the media somewhere, though I can't remember it's source...

If Jesus were going to make a return visit and announce his presence to the world it's unlikely that he'd pick someone's frying pan, half chewed chocolate bar or some damp spot on a wall to make his present known. Some things are just co-incidence, or as said above, photo manipulation.
 

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The guy looks like someone who would pull a prank just to see how far it would go.
 

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This is obviously yet another appearance of Father Guido Sarducci. I'm pretty sure it's just viral marketing for his upcoming movie, Saducci Resurrected.
 

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As an observant Jew, Jesus would not choose bacon and as medium through which to bestow his visage on a frying pan.
 

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I hope it's not a non-stick pan or this priceless treasure could be lost forever.
 

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Ughhhh that's not Jesus appearing.. its Jesus being drawn in grease. Looks like he's finger painted..


Give me a pan, some bacon, and a spatula and i'll make the whole friggen Last Supper painting.. And I'll eat the bacon.
 

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Well, I gotta hand it to him--the guy's quite an artist.

Smoke doesn't usually wake people up. Smoke alarms do. And bacon grease would ignite and the place would be in flames. So-- he'd be dead.

Hmmm...maybe the guy is dead and got resurrected in order to spread the grease word.
 

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there are no real pictures of Jesus in existence.


I don't buy this guys story at all. I think he made this picture.
Jesus is always depicted as European or Middle-Eastern, but Jesus is actually of African heritage, as proven in an episode of "The Jeffersons."
 

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Jesus used to pop out of the disciples' soup and scare the crap out of them too. They'd laugh, and laugh...