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Fran
03-08-2010, 12:49 AM
Dogs are all stupid.

brokenfingers
03-08-2010, 12:53 AM
Women are crazy.

Oh, wait - you said sweeping generalization. Hmmmm...

Okay - writers are crazy!

Ratiekae
03-08-2010, 12:57 AM
People all generalize too much.

Bufty
03-08-2010, 01:00 AM
All bastards are men.

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 01:02 AM
Scots don't know what the sun looks like.


*runs away cackling evully*

Fran
03-08-2010, 01:03 AM
All Englanderlanders are cowards.

dolores haze
03-08-2010, 01:09 AM
Scots are all bawheided buckie drinkers.

aadams73
03-08-2010, 01:10 AM
Everything is bigger in Texas.

Sophia
03-08-2010, 01:11 AM
"They" don't like it up 'em.

Ken
03-08-2010, 01:12 AM
... the word green is only in reference this color --> X

(It also refers to the fields golfers play on.)

BenPanced
03-08-2010, 01:35 AM
This'll end in tears.

KellyAssauer
03-08-2010, 02:01 AM
Writers!... pfft.

Fran
03-08-2010, 02:07 AM
Writers are fine, but all musicians are demented. Especially drummers. All drummers are mad.

Snowstorm
03-08-2010, 02:10 AM
Kids today have no manners.

bettielee
03-08-2010, 02:17 AM
Adverbs are totally bad.

Angie
03-08-2010, 02:21 AM
Threads like this are pointless.

leahzero
03-08-2010, 02:32 AM
Everyone who posts in this thread is stupid.

KellyAssauer
03-08-2010, 02:34 AM
Writers are fine, but all musicians are demented. Especially drummers. All drummers are mad.

All drummers are great in bed. (forgot that one!) :D

JoeEkaitis
03-08-2010, 02:35 AM
White middle-aged men can't write children's books.

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 02:35 AM
My Old Man plays the drums....just sayin' :D


All accountants are boring.

Fran
03-08-2010, 02:38 AM
My Old Man plays the drums....just sayin' :D

So do I! :D

Everyone who drinks beer is a weirdo.

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 02:40 AM
Everyone who doesn't drink beer is waaaaay weirder

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 02:42 AM
All poets have tortured souls.
All fiction writers have a loose grip on reality.
All script writers are too lazy to be novelists.
Short people have no reason to live.

KellyAssauer
03-08-2010, 03:00 AM
^ Redhead.

Silver King
03-08-2010, 03:10 AM
This'll end in tears.
That's what I was thinking. It's sort of hard not to insult some people with an exercise such as this one. But I'm game, and we'll see how long it takes before I receive a reported post notice...

brokenfingers
03-08-2010, 03:12 AM
All mods are fascists.

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 03:16 AM
^ Redhead.


You're supposed to say something like, "All redheads have bad tempers."

Of course, everyone knows there's no truth to that. ;)

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 03:22 AM
Big silver fish --- weeeell you know what they say about them!


Kinky is what they are. Damn kinky the lot of them

Silver King
03-08-2010, 03:27 AM
So far, the only reported posts I've received are from Silver King, but he's always complaining about something or other...

Cassiopeia
03-08-2010, 03:38 AM
So far, the only reported posts I've received are from Silver King, but he's always complaining about something or other...
I was going to report you but didn't want to fill up the moderators rooms with them. Didn't know if it's like my forum where it goes to the mod in charge, the board owner and into the moderators room. :D

Fran
03-08-2010, 03:43 AM
I didn't mean for anyone to be offended or insulted. If any offense is or has been taken or caused I do apologise. I hoped by "outrageous" people would realise it was all in fun, but feel free to lock this, Silver King, if you think it's best. :)

dolores haze
03-08-2010, 03:48 AM
All Frans are troublemakers!

benbradley
03-08-2010, 03:59 AM
This thread does NOT have outrageous sweeping generalizations.

This and the "Thread Title" thread are here just to get Office Party people riled up and promote more participation in Politics & Current Events, or even Take It Outside.

Mock my words, I tell you...

Silver King
03-08-2010, 04:10 AM
I didn't mean for anyone to be offended or insulted. If any offense is or has been taken or caused I do apologise. I hoped by "outrageous" people would realise it was all in fun, but feel free to lock this, Silver King, if you think it's best. :)
I know you meant the thread to be fun, and I just want folks to remember that's the spirit you intended. If the thread veers wildly out of control, we'll do our best to set it back on track. :)

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 04:17 AM
All sane people don't know what they're missing

True story.

Fran
03-08-2010, 04:18 AM
All idiots are us.

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 04:22 AM
All idiots are us.

Finally someone noticed my subtle username! :D


All mes are idiots.

KellyAssauer
03-08-2010, 04:53 AM
You're supposed to say something like, "All redheads have bad tempers."

Of course, everyone knows there's no truth to that. ;)

Sorry Kayleamay, since I'm originally from West Virginia, I really don't know a lot about outrageous sweeping generalizations....

rhymegirl
03-08-2010, 05:14 AM
Silver King posts too many fish photos.

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 05:28 AM
No one in West Virginia has ever heard of electricity, indoor plumbing or dentistry.

bettielee
03-08-2010, 06:07 AM
No one in West Virginia has ever heard of Lucy.

hard to believe, that one!

writerterri
03-08-2010, 11:21 AM
I'll make a sandwich for any man who asks nicely.

Fran
03-08-2010, 03:09 PM
All Lucille Ball fans hate Muppets.

shyne
03-08-2010, 08:34 PM
All Lucille Ball fans willingly cry for Argentina

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 08:38 PM
Most American's can't find Argentina on a map, or even spell it. Map, I mean. Everyone can spell Argentina. Pfft.

Mr Flibble
03-08-2010, 08:40 PM
All muppets secretly wear ladies underwear. Except the females. They wear [censored]


ETA: I really didn't want that image in my head actually. Brain bleach, stat!

Cella
03-08-2010, 08:43 PM
Anyone with the name Don likes to fish.

cray
03-08-2010, 08:43 PM
sweeping is superior to vacuuming.

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 08:45 PM
Batteries like to Roomba in Argentina, but seldom do since they can't find it on a map.

shyne
03-08-2010, 08:46 PM
Sweeping the leg is superior to Ralph Macchio's crane kick

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 08:46 PM
Kicking Shyne is just superior to everything.

Cella
03-08-2010, 08:47 PM
AWers tend towards violence against those with animal avatars.

shyne
03-08-2010, 08:51 PM
Befor hang gliding to her enemies throat, Cella likes to adjust her glasses

Cella
03-08-2010, 08:57 PM
(gasp! how did you know?!)

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 08:59 PM
Boys always make passes at women in glasses.

Cella
03-08-2010, 09:00 PM
I haven't found that to be true *shakes head*


boys always make passes at girls with no teeth

shyne
03-08-2010, 09:06 PM
Hide your grannies

NeuroFizz
03-08-2010, 09:07 PM
All male professors wear tweed jackets with elbow patches, smoke pipes, and have affairs with their students when they are not involved with the local socialist/communist party's parties.

Fran
03-08-2010, 09:09 PM
Boys always make passes at every girl they see when you really want them to make a pass at you.

KTC
03-08-2010, 09:09 PM
carrots taste like feet. all carrots.

Cella
03-08-2010, 09:10 PM
all feet taste like carrots

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 09:11 PM
All nurses run around in short skirt and stilettos, love giving sponge baths and are drug addicted whores that only took their positions in hopes of finding a doctor to seduce, marry then steal from.

NeuroFizz
03-08-2010, 09:12 PM
All girls like the taste of carats.

benbradley
03-08-2010, 09:22 PM
Girls are too expensive.

shakeysix
03-08-2010, 09:33 PM
short people do have a reason for living!--s6

KTC
03-08-2010, 09:55 PM
um. no. no they do not.

Cella
03-08-2010, 09:58 PM
sardonic people are often confused for being angry and are easliy provoked.

kayleamay
03-08-2010, 09:59 PM
Girls with glasses know how to tell the difference between sardonic and angry.

KTC
03-08-2010, 10:01 PM
sardonic people are often confused for being angry and are easliy provoked.

that's too accurate to be sweeping.

KTC
03-08-2010, 10:02 PM
Girls with glasses know how to tell the difference between sardonic and angry.

oh, snap.

KellyAssauer
03-09-2010, 12:36 AM
When provoked, Sardonic Nurses will wear glasses with their tweed jackets with elbow patches and buy expensive girls that taste like carrots.

Susie
03-09-2010, 03:53 AM
Peeps who don't like chocolit can't be trusted. LOL.

Jana K White
03-09-2010, 05:45 AM
All soccer moms are hot, but lacrosse moms are hotter!!

Cella
03-09-2010, 05:48 AM
sweeping statements are broad and generalized.

Silver King
03-09-2010, 05:58 AM
All fishermen are liars who pack big, stiff rods.

Cassiopeia
03-09-2010, 06:04 AM
All Goddesses are vain and whiny creatures.

Jana K White
03-09-2010, 06:04 AM
sweeping statements are broad and generalized.

Broads are good at both sweeping and generalizing.

benbradley
03-09-2010, 06:05 AM
She was only a fisherman's daughter but when she saw my rod she reeled.

semilargeintestine
03-09-2010, 06:41 AM
All Jews are either doctors, lawyers or Nobel-winning scientists.

Also, we're cheap.

And we run Hollywood and the media.






We also all love Chinese food on Xmas.

NeuroFizz
03-09-2010, 06:54 AM
Sweeping generalizations help the rock curl.

poetinahat
03-09-2010, 07:45 AM
*huff* Typical.

KTC
03-09-2010, 07:58 AM
all gravity sucks.

poetinahat
03-09-2010, 07:59 AM
You would say that.

JoeEkaitis
03-09-2010, 08:09 AM
San Franciscans believe Santa Barbara is the southern border of the USA.

benbradley
03-09-2010, 08:31 AM
All Southerners believe New Mexico is not a part of the United States.

poetinahat
03-09-2010, 09:03 AM
what...EVAH

bettielee
03-09-2010, 09:45 AM
You are all crasy

bettielee
03-09-2010, 09:46 AM
especially YOU!

KTC
03-09-2010, 02:19 PM
You would say that.

Well, all Canadians do have a better feel for it. We ALL feel it sucking our shoes'es.

kayleamay
03-09-2010, 02:21 PM
All Americans believe that Canada is just the northern state between Washington and Alaska.

Fran
03-09-2010, 06:04 PM
All Americans believe every country is an American state.

semilargeintestine
03-09-2010, 08:29 PM
All Americans believe that Canada is just the northern state between Washington and Alaska.

I thought it was the loft apartment above a really great party.

shakeysix
03-09-2010, 09:13 PM
when us wee little folk plant our wee little feet in your big hairy bums, then you'll think broad and sweeping--s6

shyne
03-09-2010, 09:56 PM
someone's wee little feet stink

Cella
03-09-2010, 09:57 PM
not all men spring for the extra side dish

shyne
03-09-2010, 10:47 PM
Captain Gordon probably hates fish

Komnena
03-09-2010, 11:18 PM
All Martians want to conquer the Earth.

shakeysix
03-09-2010, 11:36 PM
all bradbury novels are hard to follow--s6

Jana K White
03-10-2010, 12:37 AM
Sweeping generalizations help the rock curl.


That's strange. Generally sweeping helps curlers rock. *giggle*

KTC
03-10-2010, 01:21 AM
when us wee little folk plant our wee little feet in your big hairy bums, then you'll think broad and sweeping--s6

pffft. i fart bigger than you.

benbradley
03-10-2010, 01:53 AM
reports thread as it has become a gross-out contest

Slushie
03-10-2010, 02:28 AM
Minivan drivers never use the turn signal.

Only old people wear Depends.

All hookers have at least one STD.

The bigger the avatar, the more important the post.

KellyAssauer
10-07-2011, 05:25 AM
This thread is long dead. :D

Silver King
10-07-2011, 05:35 AM
Was long dead. :)

KellyAssauer
10-07-2011, 05:41 AM
Of all the species of fish, it's the Tarpon that's the best grammarian.

:D