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DeleyanLee
02-22-2010, 01:26 AM
I wish that American drug companies would just admit that medicine tastes AWFUL and stop trying to disguise it as something better tasting.

alleycat
02-22-2010, 01:31 AM
I wish they would make those hard-shell blister packs easier to get into, so I don't feel like I have to get out power tools to open them.

Seaclusion
02-22-2010, 01:32 AM
Try boubon instead. Tastes better, will certainly make you feel better and probably works better than the medicine the drug companies are peddling.


Richard

MaryMumsy
02-22-2010, 01:48 AM
I wish they would stop bombarding us with advertising on TV and in magazines. Use that money to reduce the price of drugs.

MM

alleycat
02-22-2010, 02:02 AM
I wish TV weather people would stop joking with the anchors that they have some control over the weather.

"I've got a great day planned for you tomorrow. Sunny, with a high of seventy-two. Winds out of the south at five miles per hour."

"Thanks, Nancy. That's great news. You've sure given us enough rain lately."

"Sorry about that, Bob. I'll do better this weekend so that all the viewers can get outside and enjoy the fine day. I will be bringing in some clouds early next weeks, so still tuned to Channel Five for my latest forecast."

JoeEkaitis
02-22-2010, 03:00 AM
I wish for a magazine review of my book.

ad_lucem
02-22-2010, 03:18 AM
I wish children's medicine didn't come in any kind of flavor. Yeah, it would be harder to get them to take it, but at least they wouldn't try to scale the cabinet for it. Medicine is supposed to taste like dooky for a reason...that main reason being that it prevents it from becoming bubblegum flavored death in a bottle.

JamieFord
02-22-2010, 03:32 AM
I wish I could slam-dunk a basketball (without the boost).

benbradley
02-22-2010, 05:22 AM
I wish this thread would be moved to Politics & Current Events Exercises, Prompts, and Games.

Wayne K
02-22-2010, 05:25 AM
I wish I had three more wishes

Matera the Mad
02-22-2010, 07:13 AM
I wish people would wake up.

Wayne K
02-22-2010, 07:16 AM
:sleepy:

Cranky
02-22-2010, 07:21 AM
I wish that I could say exactly what is on my mind, using the exact words that I'm thinking. Alas.

Susie
02-22-2010, 07:23 AM
I wish ....


... and agree with y'all!

aadams73
02-22-2010, 07:26 AM
I wish I hadn't done that.

Yeshanu
02-22-2010, 08:29 PM
I wish that American drug companies would just admit that medicine tastes AWFUL and stop trying to disguise it as something better tasting.

Here you go (http://www.buckleys.com/about/index.htm). :D

It tastes awful. And it works.

As for me, I wish for a raise, which is a far less likely occurance than the American Drug Machine changing its spots...

Fran
02-22-2010, 08:35 PM
I wish my doctor had given me the small Propranolol tablets I have now in the first place instead of the big pink hubcaps. Gagging twice a day on my medication didn't inspire me to take it...

BenPanced
02-22-2010, 08:40 PM
I wish Dawno would knock it off, already, and just 'fess up it's all her fault! How much longer are we supposed to endure this?! :e2faint:

MissAimee
02-22-2010, 09:05 PM
Just wish the weather would decide if it wants to be sunny or over casted.

Jersey Chick
02-22-2010, 09:49 PM
I wish they would stop running those stupid Cialis ads, with the people in the bathtubs. When was the last time you happened upon two empty bathtubs when out for a stroll????

Lavern08
02-22-2010, 09:52 PM
I wish Sally Field would stop hawking Boniva :flag:

tjwriter
02-22-2010, 10:33 PM
I wish they would stop running those stupid Cialis ads, with the people in the bathtubs. When was the last time you happened upon two empty bathtubs when out for a stroll????
But...but...but how else would you know the time is right?

DeleyanLee
02-22-2010, 10:35 PM
I wish they would stop running those stupid Cialis ads, with the people in the bathtubs. When was the last time you happened upon two empty bathtubs when out for a stroll????

Not to mention the concept that two bathtubs would put you in the mood for sex. :Wha:

Kinda deflates their sales pitch, doesn't it?

Lavern08
02-22-2010, 11:11 PM
I was wondering if the two bathtubs were symbolic of the cigarette afterwards?

Jersey Chick
02-23-2010, 12:11 AM
What woods have indoor plumbing outdoors? I would never get into a bathtub in the middle of the woods. God only knows what was there before me. Ewwww....

;)

S.J.
02-23-2010, 12:24 AM
Clearly you haven't tried Calpol... it only really works for kids, but it's like drinking flowers and strawberries and ice cream mixed into a delicious sugary syrup. And it's bright pink. (And harmless if you fancy a spoonful between illnesses.)

I wish... I could fly. If I could fly, I think everything else would fall into place.