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writerterri
02-16-2010, 01:28 AM
I shan't even choose which one to love the most lest mine eye's feel jealous for the one in mine left hand. Love makes me sick. But shall I confess...

Marsapan? Dark.

Brown sugar covered in silky milk chocolate?

Dark chocolate, cherry nougat?

Honey comb? Oh, the way I molest the chocolate off the crunchy confection in which busy little bee's worked slaved over for my pure pleasure.

And I shall hang myself for almond toffee. Forver my love. Forever. ever...ver...er...r


And I have now figured out why the name See's.

I leave a note by my box in my closet:

If you've dared to seek out my box of chocolates because you had no manners with your box, YOU HAD BETTER SEE'S YOUR WAY BACK OUT OF HERE EMPTY HANDED BEFOR YOU CAN'T SEE'S FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK!!!

And if I leave my box out where I can reach it and happen to get up and go to the bathroom, I have a note inside which reads:

You better unhand that bubble wrap and See's your way out of this box! And don't you dare pop one bubble between your fat sausages or I'll pop your face!

You See's? You better!


So, which one do you like?

quickWit
02-16-2010, 01:52 AM
And if I leave my box out where I can reach it and happen to get up and go to the bathroom...

Yeah, that's about as far as I'd like to go, I think.
*gets on bike, rings bell, pedals away*

alleycat
02-16-2010, 01:54 AM
Warren Buffett thanks you for your wonderful testimonial.

Sweetleaf
02-16-2010, 02:37 AM
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bettielee
02-16-2010, 02:59 AM
mmm... the round one with choco sprinkles on it or the rectangular one... milk chocolate with a coconut deliciousness inside...


**drooooolllsss**

JoeEkaitis
02-16-2010, 04:06 AM
LU Le Petit Ecolier Dark.

Let the slab of chocolate melt on your tongue and then enjoy the butter cookie base.

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Susie
02-16-2010, 05:48 AM
This thread has been created by the wonderful werri and no one called me over. I shocked I tell ya, just shocked, but I smelled the fabulous aroma of See's chocolit anyway. :D Here's :Cake: :)

writerterri
02-16-2010, 06:12 AM
Oh, hey, Susie!


Is that chocolate around your lips or are you just happy to See's me?

aadams73
02-16-2010, 05:07 PM
Every time I've had See's chocolate, it's been stale.

And yet I still managed to choke it down. :D

writerterri
02-16-2010, 10:39 PM
Yeah, that's about as far as I'd like to go, I think.
*gets on bike, rings bell, pedals away*


What. A. Dork.

writerterri
02-16-2010, 10:41 PM
Warren Buffett thanks you for your wonderful testimonial.



Let me know if he wants my autograph as well. :D

writerterri
02-16-2010, 10:47 PM
Every time I've had See's chocolate, it's been stale.

And yet I still managed to choke it down. :D


Stale!? I wonder where you're getting those. Perhaps his grandmother's closet? Maybe she forgot about them.


I must confess my husband picked out the box I most didn't want, the soft centers. What am I 90? I can have nuts! Give me nuts! But don't give me nuts and chews. It has to be the varriety box if you're not going to stand in the hour long line and pick them out for me!

So, I traded him my box the chocolate and varriety. He said that he doesn't like the soft centers box yet the whole pound was gone that same day.

How long does it take you all to eat your box?

quickWit
02-16-2010, 10:48 PM
What. A. Dork.

You did wash your hands before typing that, didn't you?

:D

writerterri
02-16-2010, 10:54 PM
You did wash your hands before typing that, didn't you?

:D


I'm licking the chocolate off my keys as we speak.


skldfgsau jkfga'oert

aadams73
02-16-2010, 10:55 PM
How long does it take you all to eat your box?

*Chokes and dies laughing*

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:01 PM
I ate my box but the bow is hard to swallow.

Right, QuickWif?

quickWit
02-16-2010, 11:04 PM
tee hee...

swallow

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:05 PM
tee hee...

swallow


P. I. G.



:tongue

kayleamay
02-16-2010, 11:08 PM
box eating, nuts, swallowing...

I'm not touching this.

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:11 PM
box eating, nuts, swallowing...

I'm not touching this.


Too late! :e2bouncey

quickWit
02-16-2010, 11:11 PM
I'm not touching this.

Pfft! Like I haven't heard that a million times before.
I've heard it three times today already, actually!

kayleamay
02-16-2010, 11:12 PM
I believe you.

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:14 PM
Quit before my thread gets locked. I haven't had a thread get locked in three minutes. That's a record for me!


PS. Kayleamay, he was talking about you. :D

aadams73
02-16-2010, 11:14 PM
box eating, nuts, swallowing...

I'm not touching this.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4645088&postcount=28

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:17 PM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4645088&postcount=28


And a gas mask! You know, QuickWif.

kayleamay
02-16-2010, 11:22 PM
this too:

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4645324&postcount=45

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:26 PM
Mine lips never met a mustache my....



:)

kayleamay
02-16-2010, 11:28 PM
ewwwww.

LOCK THREAD! LOCK THREAD!

quickWit
02-16-2010, 11:28 PM
If you girls don't stop I'll have to assume you're all coming on to me.
Yanno...'cause that's what chicks do, and stuff.

:)

kayleamay
02-16-2010, 11:31 PM
I forgot that you take "ewwwww" as a compliment. You're not going to start peacocking again, are you?

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:33 PM
As if. tch


Bunny fun facts #1: 10 seconds and the whole thing is over. Then you're left with 15 kids that he wants nothing else to do with.

writerterri
02-16-2010, 11:34 PM
I forgot that you take "ewwwww" as a compliment. You're not going to start peacocking again, are you?





:roll::roll::roll:

quickWit
02-16-2010, 11:47 PM
You're not going to start peacocking again, are you?

I haven't done that since seminary and that was one time when I was really drunk.


Bunny fun facts #1: 10 seconds and the whole thing is over. Then you're left with 15 kids that he wants nothing else to do with.

10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven.

writerterri
02-17-2010, 01:28 AM
I haven't done that since seminary and that was one time when I was really drunk.



10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven.


I shan't think not.

Susie
02-17-2010, 02:08 AM
Oh, hey, Susie!


Is that chocolate around your lips or are you just happy to See's me?

I must confess - both! :D *Wipes chocolit* :D