Mine lips have not met a See's chocolate mine tongue has not enjoyed, yes?

I shan't even choose which one to love the most lest mine eye's feel jealous for the one in mine left hand. Love makes me sick. But shall I confess...

Marsapan? Dark.

Brown sugar covered in silky milk chocolate?

Dark chocolate, cherry nougat?

Honey comb? Oh, the way I molest the chocolate off the crunchy confection in which busy little bee's worked slaved over for my pure pleasure.

And I shall hang myself for almond toffee. Forver my love. Forever. ever...ver...er...r


And I have now figured out why the name See's.

I leave a note by my box in my closet:

If you've dared to seek out my box of chocolates because you had no manners with your box, YOU HAD BETTER SEE'S YOUR WAY BACK OUT OF HERE EMPTY HANDED BEFOR YOU CAN'T SEE'S FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK!!!

And if I leave my box out where I can reach it and happen to get up and go to the bathroom, I have a note inside which reads:

You better unhand that bubble wrap and See's your way out of this box! And don't you dare pop one bubble between your fat sausages or I'll pop your face!

You See's? You better!


So, which one do you like?

Oh, hey, Susie!


Is that chocolate around your lips or are you just happy to See's me?

quickWit said:

Yeah, that's about as far as I'd like to go, I think.
*gets on bike, rings bell, pedals away*

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What. A. Dork.

alleycat said:

Warren Buffett thanks you for your wonderful testimonial.

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Let me know if he wants my autograph as well.

aadams73 said:

Every time I've had See's chocolate, it's been stale.

And yet I still managed to choke it down.

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Stale!? I wonder where you're getting those. Perhaps his grandmother's closet? Maybe she forgot about them.


I must confess my husband picked out the box I most didn't want, the soft centers. What am I 90? I can have nuts! Give me nuts! But don't give me nuts and chews. It has to be the varriety box if you're not going to stand in the hour long line and pick them out for me!

So, I traded him my box the chocolate and varriety. He said that he doesn't like the soft centers box yet the whole pound was gone that same day.

How long does it take you all to eat your box?

quickWit said:

You did wash your hands before typing that, didn't you?

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I'm licking the chocolate off my keys as we speak.


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I ate my box but the bow is hard to swallow.

Right, QuickWif?

quickWit said:

tee hee...

swallow

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P. I. G.

kayleamay said:

box eating, nuts, swallowing...

I'm not touching this.

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Too late!

Quit before my thread gets locked. I haven't had a thread get locked in three minutes. That's a record for me!


PS. Kayleamay, he was talking about you.

aadams73 said:

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4645088&postcount=28

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And a gas mask! You know, QuickWif.