Silly Friday Exercise: Quote a post of yours from another thread here.

Writing has introduced me to a lot of very interesting and wonderful women here on AW. The most important thing to have if you want to be a great lover, is respect for women. So I vote Yes. The women here have taught me a few new things about that.

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when I say "trousers", they were more like dock leaves.

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poetinahat said:

Awash upon a barren spit of shale
condemned to stuff my salty mouth with kelp

Or left to rot and ponder unfair fate
Forsaken in Kolkata's leper hordes

Misunderstood, no tongue, no face, no name
denied that I exist, no hand to help

Or mocked, a failure, stupid, mean, ashamed
To watch my enemies accept awards

I'd let the four winds blow and choose my fate
among these terrors -- or another worse --

Than spend another hour at home with thee
pretending love: there is no harder curse.

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That's right. My real song was Disco Duck.

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