Is really bad tongue actually gummy?

robeiae · Feb 3, 2010

What? You knew something like this was coming.

*awaits smackdown from the Scaly One*

poetinahat · Feb 3, 2010

Heeeey slugger, have you got a hot date with Minnie Pearl?

Howwwwwww-DEE!

Silver King · Feb 3, 2010

robeiae said:
*awaits smackdown from the Scaly One*

Tries to figure out, once again, what the heck Rob is on about, though he's pretty sure he doesn't want to know in case it upsets his delicate sensibilities.

ad_lucem · Feb 3, 2010

No idea, but it sounds gross--possibly the sort of thing that would require antibiotics.

Perks · Feb 3, 2010

Does it flout the 'Respect Your Fellow Writer' commandment if I call robeiae stupid?

Silver King · Feb 3, 2010

Perks said:
Does it flout the 'Respect Your Fellow Writer' commandment if I call robeiae stupid?

It would, but only if it wasn't the truth.

poetinahat · Feb 3, 2010

Perks said:
Does it flout the 'Respect Your Fellow Writer' commandment if I call robeiae stupid?

Of course not, stupid.

kayleamay · Feb 3, 2010

This is the best thread ever.

Maryn · Feb 3, 2010

[Maryn covers her mouth with both hands, sure something obscene or at least pretty damned offensive is going to splurt out.]

CatSlave · Feb 3, 2010

Not if it's cooked properly, but you should skin it carefully with a sharp knife before serving.

poetinahat · Feb 3, 2010

Maryn said:
[Maryn covers her mouth with both hands, sure something obscene or at least pretty damned offensive is going to splurt out.]

What, no sign-off???

Oh, yeah - both hands.

poetinahat, agog

writerterri · Feb 3, 2010

Will you be eating that in or out?

Cella · Feb 3, 2010

gummy bears don't have tongues.

Cassiopeia · Feb 3, 2010

Silver King said:
Tries to figure out, once again, what the heck Rob is on about, though he's pretty sure he doesn't want to know in case it upsets his delicate sensibilities.

when you figure it out, please let me know.

Maryn said:
[Maryn covers her mouth with both hands, sure something obscene or at least pretty damned offensive is going to splurt out.]

*removes Maryn's hands from her mouth*

Kim, who loves ANYTHING Maryn has to say.

Poet, you're still being stalked me dearie.

Wicked · Feb 3, 2010

Is really bad tongue actually gummy?

He's supposed to spit out the gum first.

And if his technique is that bad he isn't getting to third base.

benbradley · Feb 3, 2010

robeiae said:
What? You knew something like this was coming.

*awaits smackdown from the Scaly One*

You should see a doctor about this. Preferably a psychiatrist.

BenPanced · Feb 3, 2010

Not sure if this guy's really bad tongue is gummy, but it's hella creepy.

dgrintalis · Feb 3, 2010

BenP, the guy in that video is freaky. Wow. I am not going to thank you for sharing it, but it was...odd. How's that?

BenPanced · Feb 3, 2010

Understood.

Cassiopeia · Feb 3, 2010

To each his own. *blinks* wow.

MacAllister · Feb 3, 2010

Carole · Feb 4, 2010

Yum-Yummy!

Sorry--doesn't say anything about being gummy, although if you let the mayo set out for a few days . . .

poetinahat · Feb 4, 2010

Oh, Carole, I wish you hadn't. That's just... offal.

:e2tomato:

Xelebes · Feb 4, 2010

How about gumming the tongue? It's not enough that the tongue is gummy, but you actually have to gum the gummy, such that the gummy gum is gummed with gummy gums that gum like no other gums.

bettielee · Feb 4, 2010

I won't eat anything that curls up and licks the side of the pot.

Is really bad tongue actually gummy?

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