Somewhere right now in Hollywood:
“You see this? that rodent Phil was a girl once, gilded cage and all.”
“Yeah, mating season, haha!”
“Hey... Hey! What if ‘Queen for a day’ was like a princess?”
“Oooo yeah! Fantasy Lovelorn vixen trapped, I love it!”
“Top Hats gents, are like evil troll - keepers of talisman?”
“Yes! Yes! Do go on!”
“Maybe a corseted fantasy film, ala Helena Bonham Carter?”
“Who?”
“Never mind, seriously though, young Princess in peril”
“Yeah, but who?
”Angeline Jolie?”
“No, no! Need young and innocent.”
“You’re right that’s a stretch...”
And you wondered where they get these insane ideas. =)