Kitty > Bear

I would have died... literally. I would have been out that door, clawed by the cat while I tried to save it, gored by the bear as it got revenge on me for the cat, and in the end, my mauled and bloody corpse consumed by them both.

Yeah, the first thing I'm going to grab if I see a bear on my deck is the camcorder.

Wow, that woman has problems.

She encourages the cat (in French) to go after the bear. What's most troubling about that clip is the child laughing in the background as if it's all so much fun. It won't be so comical if the bear returns and that kid is out in the yard alone and tries to engage the animal just like the cat did.

Silver King said:

She encourages the cat (in French) to go after the bear. What's most troubling about that clip is the child laughing in the background as if it's all so much fun. It won't be so comical if the bear returns and that kid is out in the yard alone and tries to engage the animal just like the cat did.

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Pauvre chat petit.

rhymegirl said:

Pauvre chat petit.

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I was disappointed that the bear didn't take that "poor little cat" out with one quick swipe of its paw. The damn bear seemed like a wimp throughout the encounter and was more intent on stealing away with that bag of garbage than anything else.

"MOM! I CUT MYSELF USING THE GOOD BUTCHER KNIFE! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
"Just a moment, sweetie! Let Mommy get the camcorder!"

"Honey, we need to get down to the basement right now! The tornado's six blocks away!"
"Just a moment, sweetie! I have to get the camcorder!"

"Ma'am, your daughter's wanted in six states for trafficking in illicit drugs and white slavery."
"Just a moment, officer! I have to get the camcorder!"

etc.

some of us would rather have a bag of garbage than a cat, I guess....