You will never meet this woman in person.

JoeEkaitis · Jan 24, 2010

Why?

KTC · Jan 24, 2010

she's a conglomerate. I might meet her nose in Peoria and her ear in Wichita. I might even meet her lips in Liberia.

alleycat · Jan 24, 2010

This is her mother and grandmother.

Bubastes · Jan 24, 2010

alleycat is right. She has the same name as her mother and grandmother, too.

Devil Ledbetter · Jan 24, 2010

I hear she is a sweet talker.

BenPanced · Jan 24, 2010

Because I don't go introducing myself to strange women.

Strange men, on the other hand... :e2brows:

Wayne K · Jan 24, 2010

Because she doesn't live on the bus line?

aadams73 · Jan 24, 2010

Because she's sporting a fetching set of frank 'n' beans under that red suit?

rhymegirl · Jan 24, 2010

Because she's dead?

dgrintalis · Jan 24, 2010

Because she's only a digital construct?

Snowstorm · Jan 24, 2010

But can she make a mean breakfast or fantastic Super Bowl munchies?

EFCollins · Jan 24, 2010

Hey! I have her in my kitchen. Whipped and everything.

kayleamay · Jan 24, 2010

I thought this woman was really cool until she turned into a red spoon. That was just weird. One too many makeovers, me thinks.

Wayne K · Jan 24, 2010

Because she's you, and you only do drag in private?

MissAimee · Jan 24, 2010

Is it because she's in prison for stealing Mr. Rogers sweater?

bettielee · Jan 24, 2010

She's agoraphobic?

Lyra Jean · Jan 24, 2010

she makes a mean cake though and don't forget her brownies.

benbradley · Jan 24, 2010

dgrintalis said:
Because she's only a digital construct?

She might be an analog construct, made from many slide rule calculations.

Libbie · Jan 25, 2010

She's a robot.

She's got Uncanny Valley written all over her synthetic face.

Fran · Jan 25, 2010

Her batteries have ran out?

dpaterso · Jan 25, 2010

IT'S A CYLON!

aadams73 · Jan 25, 2010

Ahhhh, that's why I don't recognize her: I don't use that.

Mac H. · Jan 25, 2010

I'm a guy who spends too much time on the internet.

And she's a female.

So isn't it obvious why ?

sadron · Jan 25, 2010

Who she is anyway?

EFCollins · Jan 25, 2010

rosemerry said:
she makes a mean cake though and don't forget her brownies.

Delicious cakes... as long as it's her frosting on top.

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