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James81
01-20-2010, 07:23 PM
So, my mission for today is to convince the girl that I'm talking to that it's Thursday instead of Wednesday. My only motive for doing so is my own personal amusement for the lulz.

So, how would you go about doing this?

Adam
01-20-2010, 08:08 PM
Keep her away from calenders, newspapers, TV, the internet, and anything else likely to tell her the day/date. Either hide her phone or surreptitiously change the date on it, as well as changing your own...

Sounds like a lot of effort for a quick chuckle. ;)

James81
01-20-2010, 08:17 PM
Sounds like a lot of effort for a quick chuckle. ;)

You underestimate the depths I am willing to go in order to amuse myself. :tongue

regdog
01-20-2010, 08:19 PM
You underestimate the depths I am willing to go in order to amuse myself. :tongue


:Ssh: I'm just going to walk away, right now

NeuroFizz
01-20-2010, 08:23 PM
International Date Line, dude... as in the Circumnavigator's paradox. You can do it in the comfort of your living room (or bedroom) by convincing her to do the "round the world" thing...



Challenge: how many layers of double-entendre can you find in the above?

KTC
01-20-2010, 08:37 PM
but it IS thursday.

James81
01-20-2010, 08:44 PM
but it IS thursday.

You just blew my mind.

KTC
01-20-2010, 08:48 PM
You just blew my mind.

i've been known to do this to people

cray
01-20-2010, 09:11 PM
perv.

semilargeintestine
01-20-2010, 09:13 PM
I'm easy to do this prank on. I go by the Hebrew calendar and the secular calendar, but I say the names of the days of the week in Hebrew more often than in English, so I'm constantly thinking I'm a day ahead (since the weekend in the Hebrew calendar is Friday-Saturday). You could just tell me it's Thursday, and I'd agree with you no problem most likely.

lucidzfl
01-20-2010, 10:31 PM
What does "the girl I'm talking to" mean?

James81
01-20-2010, 10:39 PM
What does "the girl I'm talking to" mean?

That's a long story. :D

lucidzfl
01-20-2010, 10:41 PM
That's a long story. :D

So you're stuck in the friend zone.

There are too many euphemisms and relationship "status"s nowadays.

sadron
01-20-2010, 10:44 PM
For personal amusement? Pfft. I'm off.

James81
01-20-2010, 10:47 PM
So you're stuck in the friend zone.

There are too many euphemisms and relationship "status"s nowadays.

:roll:

Hmmm...if this is the friendzone, I'll take it!

DWSTXS
01-20-2010, 10:50 PM
Have someone call you and from your side of the conversation, just say something like "I did it yesterday, and I am NOT doing it tomorrow, besides, do you want to give up your friday to do it again tomorrow? Yeah, I didn't think so."

or something along those lines. She's apt to believe it more easily if 2 or more people are saying it.

DWSTXS
01-20-2010, 10:52 PM
There are web sites that have printable calendars, the kind that YOU can write the dates on the day-slots.
print one of those out for this month, with todays date on thursday

lucidzfl
01-20-2010, 11:09 PM
:roll:

Hmmm...if this is the friendzone, I'll take it!

I guess I don't understand. I take your implication that you're having sex. If you're having sex, how are you not "dating" or "boyfriend and girlfriend"

What does "girl I'm talking to" even mean?

tjwriter
01-20-2010, 11:10 PM
Probably the "we're hanging out together, have hooked up a few times, and not made anything official yet" kind of thing. Or friends with benefits type deal.

regdog
01-20-2010, 11:21 PM
International Date Line, dude... as in the Circumnavigator's paradox. You can do it in the comfort of your living room (or bedroom) by convincing her to do the "round the world" thing...



Challenge: how many layers of double-entendre can you find in the above?

I got 3

lucidzfl
01-20-2010, 11:22 PM
Probably the "we're hanging out together, have hooked up a few times, and not made anything official yet" kind of thing. Or friends with benefits type deal.

Anyone remember the time when you used to date BEFORE 'hooking up' ?

lol

KTC
01-20-2010, 11:42 PM
I guess I don't understand. I take your implication that you're having sex. If you're having sex, how are you not "dating" or "boyfriend and girlfriend"

What does "girl I'm talking to" even mean?

holy christ! is your cutlery labelled? maybe he means he was talking to her.

Fran
01-20-2010, 11:53 PM
When I worked at directory inquiries, a colleague of mine used to take great delight in convincing people it was a different day of the week than it actually was. (He thought anyone who'd spend 40 pence to discover what day it was deserved it!) Be emphatic, sound confident, and most people will be convinced without you having to labour the point too much.

(If she has a newspaper, just tell her that particular publication is always lying. :D)

lucidzfl
01-20-2010, 11:57 PM
holy christ! is your cutlery labelled? maybe he means he was talking to her.

Is my cutlery labeled? In a manner of speaking, yes it is. Of course I have three separate cutlery blocks including folded japanese steel, standard whusthof and santoku knives.

KTC
01-21-2010, 12:02 AM
Is my cutlery labeled? In a manner of speaking, yes it is. Of course I have three separate cutlery blocks including folded japanese steel, standard whusthof and santoku knives.


i was speaking to your proclivity to anal retentiveness, of course...but this is good to know. Note to self...do not mess with the one with Japanese steel at his disposal. Check.

lucidzfl
01-21-2010, 12:05 AM
i was speaking to your proclivity to anal retentiveness, of course...but this is good to know. Note to self...do not mess with the one with Japanese steel at his disposal. Check.

I love those knives. I had to buy them one at a time though. The set is like a few thousand.

KTC
01-21-2010, 12:09 AM
I love those knives. I had to buy them one at a time though. The set is like a few thousand.

a few thousand what, dear fellow? canaries? water bottles? igloos? what?

KTC
01-21-2010, 12:09 AM
and yet i still continue to goad him.


kevin, holding a shield over his liver.

lucidzfl
01-21-2010, 12:10 AM
and yet i still continue to goad him.


kevin, holding a shield over his liver.

ringits, fool.

brainstorm77
01-21-2010, 12:11 AM
I wish it was Thursday then I would only have 8 hours till mah weekend off!

William Haskins
01-21-2010, 12:13 AM
So, my mission for today is to convince the girl that I'm talking to that it's Thursday instead of Wednesday. My only motive for doing so is my own personal amusement for the lulz.

So, how would you go about doing this?

watch the episode of 'the office' where this was the exact premise?

tjwriter
01-21-2010, 12:14 AM
You've been doing a lot of goading lately, dear KTC.

rhymegirl
01-21-2010, 12:14 AM
But back to the question...

Tell her you watched Criminal Minds last night (since it's on Wednesday nights), hence today must be Thursday. (but it isn't)

lucidzfl
01-21-2010, 12:17 AM
You've been doing a lot of goading lately, dear KTC.

He will not beat me.

KTC
01-21-2010, 01:43 AM
You've been doing a lot of goading lately, dear KTC.

i will use Japanese steel on you if you're not careful

tjwriter
01-21-2010, 05:52 AM
Bah, I fear no steel.