once in a lifetime offer!

Free to who ever wants it, unabridged dictionary (approx 20 pounds) with yellow tabby cat glued to cover (approx 12 pounds)!

[ begin rant ]

I just lost 10 minutes of work. (Of course now it's probably the best writing of my life.) Not because I like flushing my time away, but because my cat banged the right combination on my keyboard to reboot my computer and the WP only saves backup every 10 min.

Does anyone else have feline writing challenges? This cat is like having a baby monkey trying to sit on, rub against, and roll over my mousing hand. She came here because she was originally wild (hated people). I liked her that way. Now she's spayed and a major PITA. I can't begin to count the number of times she's caused me to accidentally mouse something wrong.

Any hints on how to make a cat hate you would be greatly appreciated!

Grrrr...

I did have the water bottle for a while, but my nerves couldn't take the thought of squirting water around my one-and-only, can't-afford-to-replace-it computer.

"Act like I want her near me"... I'm doomed.. I actually hate cats. This one came here to be a mouser... as in keeping field mice away... instead she's taken to my (computer) mouse and mouse pad and I'm always fighting for it.

She's not glued to the dictionary YET, just its the closest heavy object... thought about dropping it on her, but alas, I have trouble hurting animals... then figured I'd just glue her to it and she wouldn't be able to jump up on the desk anymore.

If there were a no-kill shelter near by, she'd be gone already. As it is, I can only hope that she finds love and runs away from home.

Okay, not_HarryS, I'll try this. If it backfires, you might get a lumpy, wiggly package in the mail one day.