WTF is wrong with me?

Allergy to a powder or cleaning fluid you only use in the bathroom?

Bubonic plague

You're just weird. Accept it.

The coughing could be the steam clearing your lungs out, but I agree with Priene that the sneezing may be some kind of allergy.

Here's the proper scientific explanation.

Project nachonaco said:

That's what I think, too, but I haven't sneezed in a while. Mostly it's just been coughing.

Is there a better, less painful way to clear lungs?

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Smoking.

Or maybe try not having the water so hot so it creates less steam, or if you have a window in your bathroom open it while you're running the bath. Or have a shower.

ETA: And Kaiser's the most sensible one here. Who'd have ever thunk that?

Meme! Macannister spilled meme all over teh thread!

Maybe you're congested without realizing it, and the steam is loosening it up (as someone else mentioned).

Could be Fernellum mold (pink mold) that grows in moist, humid areas of a house. It's actually very common in most house hold bathrooms.

I hate all you people.

You're all wrong and just evil and sick and twisted and stuff.

Except you, Nachonaco, you're just weird.

bettielee said:

I hate all you people.

You're all wrong and just evil and sick and twisted and stuff.

Except you, Nachonaco, you're just weird.

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Quiet or papa spank!

Kaiser-Kun said:

Quiet or papa spank!

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I know of a puppy that's gonna get a fairy swatter stuck somewhere very uncomfortable in

3...2...

Project nachonaco said:

An interesting story as to why I am weird.

Once, when I was little, I was being babysat.

The babysitter dropped me.

Thrice.

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I remember seeing a -rather amusing- video of you being swatted in the head rather than spanked by the doctor.

Ah, found it.

Project nachonaco said:

An interesting story as to why I am weird.

Once, when I was little, I was being babysat.

The babysitter dropped me.

Thrice.

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When I was six months old I made a bid for freedom and hurled myself out my pram. I failed to fly, and landed on my head. It explains a LOT.

Project nachonaco said:

I actually made up that story, but hey, if I'm gonna get rickroll'd in my own thread....

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Oh... My story's true. Now you all know. I'll never live down the shame.

Fran said:

Oh... My story's true. Now you all know. I'll never live down the shame.

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MacAllister said:

Lungworms.

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Why am I listening to Rick Astley? *flashes back to 1989* weeeeeeeeeeeeee

IdiotsRUs said:

Bubonic plague

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I vote this one.