Dear Editor/Publisher, The real reason I have not submitted is....

Dear Editor:
Sorry this is late. I got a large bottle of Rumpleminz schnapps for the holidays and.... What was it you requested?

Dear Editor:

Sorry this is late. I got caught up tagging all my Facebook photos and posting on my friends' walls. But writing is writing, right?

Regards,
Stephen King

Dear Editor:


Nora told me you wanted more. If so, then why didn't you just ask me?


Yours doubly,

J.D. Robb

Dear Editor,

I had everything ready and was on my way to the post office to mail it when, .... ooohhhh, look, something shiny...

I'll get back to you on this...

Dear Editor,

I was on my way to the post office when a strange light from above killed the motor of my car. Upon getting out to examine under the hood, the light then beamed me up into a strange craft where for a week, I was subjected to various test by alien women. At least I think they were women, they did have nicely formed breast. Anyway, when they were through experimenting on me, I heard one say..."If this is the best they have, there is no need to save this planet from the impending asteroid strike."

So as you can see, I have doomed us earthlings to destruction and no longer see the need to send the work as requested. Sorry about that...

Dear Edita,

Az sune az I ken git sumone to spelchek thiz storree, I wil sende itt inn.

You'res trullee,
Writa

Dear Editor
My partner just told me its Valentine's Weekend. I understand you require the work for Monday morning however rather than risk death by chocolate, I have postponed the requested work until later in the week.

A Writer.

(Actually used excuse)

My dog ate my laptop

Paul said:

Dear Editor
My partner just told me its Valentine's Weekend. I understand you require the work for Monday morning however rather than risk death by chocolate, I have postponed the requested work until later in the week.

A Writer.

(Actually used excuse)

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