5 minutes left, now Han Solo was smart enough to run away as soon as he dropped Chewey, now Chewey Jr. (Which I swear embodies everything you hate about the Ewoks) Gramps Chewey and Ma Chewey with Original Chewey wear purple robes, walk through the sky and... melt in the sun? Are kidnapped by Xenu? I suffer, you decide!
Now they end up in... some place, inside the moon? The Temple of Light? hell knows, there's a tree called The Tree of Life, so is it like Neon Genesis Evangelion then? Han was pulled back in and Leia look so stoned that she could be in a galaxy far, far away as far as I know.
Now she started to sing... and is the damn Star Wars theme slowed down! Han and Luke has a "when is this going to stop?" expression and we finish with more footage from the first movie, mocking at us as the bait we bit to see this piece of crap and it's over.
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I feel so empty now.
I want to first apologize for the language but, this is shit. Crap. Fecal matter. Waste. It was food, Star Wars, and it was digested, sucked out any nutrients or flavor just to throw at our face a turd of what it was and it's one of those things you know nobody will like since the jokes are far too silly to make anyone older than 10 laugh and the adult problems and Wookie pr0n are far too boring or mature to kids to get and it's so slow-paced that our average kid will be watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas on the next channel in no time.
Is it riffable? If you survive the song you get a lof of fun with the fact that a third of a dialogue are Wookie groins from the Chewacca family (Do they have a surname or something?) but a lot of the routines are painfully done and the musical acts are just pitiful.
I feel dirty, I want to take a shower now. I hate myself so much.