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There are tons of parody versions already out there, but I thought it would be fun to start a thread on the poem "The Night Before Christmas" and have people contribute there own funny lines. I was thinking of an "updated" version. Maybe even have people add to what is posted. For example, I would start with this:
"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the mall,
All the people were shopping for gifts big and small.
There was pushing and shoving with nary a care,
Eye gouging and tugging and pulling of hair.
The children were screaming for Santa to see,
They wanted Playstation, XBox 360, and Wii."
Then people could add to it, or come up with their own version. What do you guys think? It could be fun. (Maybe even get the creative juices flowing?)
"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the mall,
All the people were shopping for gifts big and small.
There was pushing and shoving with nary a care,
Eye gouging and tugging and pulling of hair.
The children were screaming for Santa to see,
They wanted Playstation, XBox 360, and Wii."
Then people could add to it, or come up with their own version. What do you guys think? It could be fun. (Maybe even get the creative juices flowing?)