Why the hell do I keep dreaming about Jennifer Anniston

ssssh! She pays well, and you get your green card after six months...

Posts like these only make sense on a writer's messageboard.

I had a series of disturbing nightmares about Will Ferrell once. I won't relate them here, though. Too disturbing--even now.

I had a nightmare where I was dating Johnny Knoxville of Jack@$$ fame. Openly. Awards shows and everything. Talk about waking up screaming. Why couldn't it have been Wee-man?

I dream the craziest shit.

I dreamed me and Jennifer and Jeff Ament from Pearl Jam were pulling off these big time heists. I was the safe-cracker, and since safe-cracker's all have a "thing" I pretended I was blind with OCD. They never noticed I could see, and they were having a "thing". I was very jealous.

That's just too funny, seriously. Maybe you are having premonition dreams and will one day babysit her kids and your sub-conscience is preparing you for it.

I have dreamed that Vincent D'Onofrio and I were dating.(sweet) I was upset when I woke up from that.

Mostly, I have nightmares lately that come three nights in a row and are the weirdest blend of catastrophes, demons and being robbed. Yeah, I gotta lay off the peanut clusters.

I've been having odd dreams. And when I say odd dreams, that means, essentially: It's kinda like Terry Gilliam and Kafka got together and decided to pull a mental version of "Punk'd" in my cranium.

I wish, like Cassiopeia that this was simply the result of ill-timed peanut clusters, but alas, it is not. Nope, just pregnancy hormones crapping on my subconscious in the middle of the night.

As for Jennifer Anniston and babysitting. Well, obviously you're not pregnant. Maybe it's time to try a bland diet and boycott Friends reruns?

Way back in the time of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In TV shows (old farts, take notice), I had a dream that I could be stranded on a deserted island with any woman I wanted, and I chose Ruth Buzzi (for the comedic, never a dull moment, value).

i once had a dream i was dating richard simons, crazy $#!+, crazy $#!+!!!

Don Allen said:

I'm serious when I tell you that I probably wouldn't know her if I bumped into her on the street, have never thought she was drop dead gorgeous, and quite frankly, (conscientiously) never paid her a second glance

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I hear the sound of someone protesting a little too much. Your subconscious won't rest until you admit you fancy her.

Alice.S said:

i once had a dream i was dating richard simons, crazy $#!+, crazy $#!+!!!

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You win. Everyone hand in their "weird dream" cards. We have a winner. Game over, last one out, shut off the light.

NeuroFizz said:

Way back in the time of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In TV shows (old farts, take notice), I had a dream that I could be stranded on a deserted island with any woman I wanted, and I chose Ruth Buzzi (for the comedic, never a dull moment, value).

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OH MY GOSH!


*goes off laughing*

I'll never sleep now! ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Could have been worse. It could have been Jamie Farr. Or Phyllis Diller.

Just sayin'.

NeuroFizz said:

Way back in the time of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In TV shows (old farts, take notice), I had a dream that I could be stranded on a deserted island with any woman I wanted, and I chose Ruth Buzzi (for the comedic, never a dull moment, value).

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What? She seems like a nice girl. Great personality. Funny. In show biz.

Don Allen said:

I'm a 50 year old freak!!! I dream of babysitting Jennifer Anniston's kids, which I don't even thing she has....

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Maybe a relative will have twins named Jennifer and Anniston?

I had a dream twice where I was Brad Pitt's personal assistant. But it was like yours! No sex, no great attraction. I just eavesdropped on his phonecalls at a kitchen counter and thought, "Millions of women would kill to know him, yet this is so boring."

No celebrity dreams for me lately.

Well, wait, sort of. I dreamed that I went to the dentist's office for a cleaning. They gave me anesthesia. When I came out of it I left the office. I remember walking down a long corridor. All of a sudden all of my fillings started crumbling in my mouth. I opened my mouth and a big piece of tooth came out. As I walked all of the fillings were coming out. I started searching for Dr. House. (not even a dentist) I looked in a room on the left, it wasn't him. Then I found him in a room on the right. I went in, sat down and told him all my fillings were falling out. He said, "Well, it's your fault. You should not have let your teeth go bad in the first place! Then you wouldn't have needed fillings."

No sympathy from him!

Last night I had a dream about Denzel Washington if it makes you feel any better.

Don Allen said:

What gets me about HOUSE is why anyone would want to go se him in the first place, your dream aside. The guy and his team are wrong 90% of the time, and they put the poor patient thru hell treating crap that ain't wrong with them until they get it right....

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And there's a major difference between this fictional doctor and real ones...how?