wildly inappropriate t-shirt suggestions, please

I don't see this thread ending well.

or maybe....

Everything is bigger in Texas! (and I can prove it)

I love this one.

How about that old standard: I'm With Stupid

Or how about: Everything I Know I Learned From Tiger Woods

I was trying to find one I saw years ago in London. Didn;t have any luck, but I did find this AWESOME website with dozens of massively inapropriate suggestions. -->Click Me

For example:

"I got a sweater this Christmas. I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."

"There's be a lot more environment to care for if all the vegetarians would stop eating it"

These seem wildly inappropriate, but funny for the most part:

http://www.zazzle.com/funny+gay+tshirts

William Haskins said:

or maybe....

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I don't know if that's "inappropriate" per se, but I'm definitely scarred now. Thanks.

I have a t-shirt that says 'Smoke Crack And Worship Satan'.

Yeah, I bought it before I had kids.

overtired said:

I have a t-shirt that says 'Smoke Crack And Worship Satan'.

Yeah, I bought it before I had kids.

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Methinks perhaps you took the phrase "young heathen days" a little further than the rest?

Umm... I admit nothing.

Previously posted in response to another such request, but just as relevant:

My other T-shirt is not semen-stained. I swear.

... in this day and age something conservative would be wildly inappropriate. So instead of a t-shirt, maybe get her a long-sleeved blouse with a flower pattern on it and a broach of some sort to pin onto it.

ps A 'bridegroom' is the same as a bride?
If not, what a suggestion I've made here!

Ken said:

... in this day and age something conservative would be wildly inappropriate. So instead of a t-shirt, maybe get her a long-sleeved blouse with a flower pattern on it and a broach of some sort to pin onto it.

ps A 'bridegroom' is the same as a bride?
If not, what a suggestion I've made here!

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A 'bridegroom' is a 'groom'.

And that suggestion is just too awesome, IMO

overtired said:

A 'bridegroom' is a 'groom'.

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I threw that together a long time ago for a friend dating a vegan. He made a button out of it. Inappropriate enough?

"Dyke with a dick"

How about, "I banged it before you ate it."

(That's a reference to fishing with bang sticks, for all of you dirty minded souls. )

stolen from a Gena Showalter novel:
"Size Dental Appliances Here" with an arrow pointing down.