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BradyH1861
12-13-2009, 07:43 AM
Any thoughts? I say:

Put him in charge of an Exxon Tanker
Put him in charge of an Exxon Tanker
Put him in charge of an Exxon Tanker
Early in the mornin'

Bookewyrme
12-13-2009, 07:48 AM
Eeeeh! Love this song! Um....all I can think of is:

Put him in a cabin with the captain's daughter,
Put him in a cabin with the captain's daughter,
Put him in a cabin with the captain's daughter,
Early in the morning!
:e2steer:

archerjoe
12-13-2009, 08:03 AM
My favorite verse:

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning!

CACTUSWENDY
12-13-2009, 08:31 AM
Well....(looks all around.....) first I would make sure we were alone......

And then....

I'd slip into a 'little' something I have just for this type of occasion.

And then....

I'd help him slip out of his sailor clothes....one button at a time.

And then....

Well, you get the drift.....lol

rhymegirl
12-13-2009, 08:33 AM
Brady, have you ever been a drunken sailor?

bettielee
12-13-2009, 09:26 AM
The question is, what do you do with a stone-cold sailor?

RunawayScribe
12-13-2009, 10:46 AM
How cute is said drunken sailor?

:D

maxmordon
12-13-2009, 10:57 AM
My favorite verse:

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning!

Don't do it. Seamen with hangover don't have much of a sense of humor.

jennontheisland
12-13-2009, 10:59 AM
I learned to walk on a boat and I'm now totally wasted after the company Chirstmas party. What to do with me.,..

MoonWriter
12-13-2009, 11:06 AM
I guess we're assuming the sailor is male? If so, I'd make sure he got back safely to his ship with all his seaman. :)

MoonWriter
12-13-2009, 11:24 AM
I learned to walk on a boat and I'm now totally wasted after the company Chirstmas party. What to do with me.,..


That's pretty impressive, Jenn, but I think I have you beat. Once I mastered walking, I'm now able to walk on boats, too, but I can also walk on grass, roofs, sidewalks, curbs, balance beams, and, late at night while walking the dogs, the occasional roach.

Sounds like you had a good time at your Christmas party.

Shakesbear
12-13-2009, 12:43 PM
Rambling Syd Rumpo (aka Kenneth Williams) had some answers ...

What shall we do with the drunken nurker,
What shall we do with the drunken nurker,
What shall we do with the drunken nurker,
Heís bending his cordwangle.

Hit him in the nadgers with the bosunís plunger,
Slap him on the grummit with a wrrought iron lunger,
Cuff him in the moulies with the Captainís grunger-
ĎTill his bogles dangle.

Heave ho and up she rises,
Heave ho and up she rises,
Heave ho and up she rises, (PAUSE) Oh!
Heís broken his cordwangle.


from http://freespace.virgin.net/a.del-manso/page12.html

BradyH1861
12-13-2009, 08:05 PM
Brady, have you ever been a drunken sailor?

Drunken yes, sailor no. I've spent my whole life on the gulf coast, but I'm not a big fan of boats.

rhymegirl
12-13-2009, 09:31 PM
Drunken yes, sailor no. I've spent my whole life on the gulf coast, but I'm not a big fan of boats.

We've got lots of boats where I live.

JoeEkaitis
12-13-2009, 09:37 PM
Check his wallet for cash and credit cards,
Check his wallet for cash and credit cards,
Check his wallet for cash and credit cards,
When he's passed-out snockered!

Maryn
12-13-2009, 09:46 PM
Steal his thirteen-button trousers,
Take 'em on shore and hem as needed,
Wait for compliments--you'll get many,
Early in the morning...

Maryn, whose dad sailed

Shadow_Ferret
12-13-2009, 09:58 PM
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g76/shadow_ferret/sailorferret.jpg