So I was at 7-11 today, land of repulsive hot dogs, delicious coffee, and useless crap...when I saw it. "The Massage Pen". Or should I say, The "Massage" Pen. Normally they don't sell such naughty items right there next to the display of candy. Think of the children!! Anyway,
The description online says:
Funny, I heard if you did too much of that, you'd go blind.
The description online says:
A stylish ball pen, with massage function in its rubber capped end. Operated by battery. The motion of this massage pen relieves fatigue, stress, headache, and motion sickness...Long term use of this product helps to improve insomnia symptoms, it can relieves wrist pain and shoulder pain, and helps to improve eyesight and complexion.
Funny, I heard if you did too much of that, you'd go blind.