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Kitty Pryde · Dec 9, 2009

So I was at 7-11 today, land of repulsive hot dogs, delicious coffee, and useless crap...when I saw it. "The Massage Pen". Or should I say, The "Massage" Pen. Normally they don't sell such naughty items right there next to the display of candy. Think of the children!! Anyway,

The description online says:

A stylish ball pen, with massage function in its rubber capped end. Operated by battery. The motion of this massage pen relieves fatigue, stress, headache, and motion sickness...Long term use of this product helps to improve insomnia symptoms, it can relieves wrist pain and shoulder pain, and helps to improve eyesight and complexion.

Funny, I heard if you did too much of that, you'd go blind.

Deleted member 42 · Dec 9, 2009

Kitty Pryde said:
Funny, I heard if you did too much of that, you'd go blind.

That's just guys though . . .

ad_lucem · Dec 9, 2009

Guess that would curb the habit of chewing on the pens for some people. Certainly would rethink saying "Say, could I borrow your pen" after giving that as a gift.

Fenika · Dec 10, 2009

Yes, but is the length and girth sufficient for a proper massage or is it just a tease?

Wayne K · Dec 10, 2009

SP sent me one of these last Christmas, but its not a pen. Its a lot bigger too.

Wayne K · Dec 10, 2009

I chipped two teeth the first week.

dclary · Dec 10, 2009

Wayne K said:
I chipped two teeth the first week.

UR DOIN IT WRONG!

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