Oh geez ...

MacAllister · Dec 7, 2009

That's the creepiest looking Father Christmas I've ever seen. "C'mere, kiddies! I've got something for you..."

Off to look for a different jpg. That one makes me laugh, but it's so, so very disturbing.

Seaclusion · Dec 7, 2009

Disturbing on sooooo many levels.

Richard

TheIT · Dec 7, 2009

And why does he have a tree trunk strapped to his back? Very odd.

MacAllister · Dec 7, 2009

That there is a Father Christmas who just MIGHT leave coal in your stocking.

And you'll count yourself DAMN LUCKY to get off so lightly.

sheadakota · Dec 7, 2009

TheIT said:
And why does he have a tree trunk strapped to his back? Very odd.

That is the yule log I would think-

Vespertilion · Dec 7, 2009

May we have a Krampus, too?

TheIT · Dec 7, 2009

MacAllister said:
That there is a Father Christmas who just MIGHT leave coal in your stocking.

And you'll count yourself DAMN LUCKY to get off so lightly.

The expression is reminding me of Ron Moody as Fagin in Oliver. I can just see the Artful Dodger as one of the Christmas elves...

MacAllister · Dec 7, 2009

Clovia said:
May we have a Krampus, too?

Find me one in a Santa hat -- or at least a candy-cane striped scarf -- and I'll use it, by golly.

firedrake · Dec 7, 2009

*whimpers*

I'm a skeered!

Vespertilion · Dec 7, 2009

That's a tall order--so far the closest to festive I can find is Krampus with Santa in a side-car

mscelina · Dec 7, 2009

That looks more like Santa's distant cousin, the Unabomber Claus...otherwise known as Father Grenade.

Ken · Dec 7, 2009

... rather like it, compared to the sappy, commercialized Santas of modern times.

Xelebes · Dec 7, 2009

The feller looks a wee young to me.

William Haskins · Dec 7, 2009

he possesses dignity.

semilargeintestine · Dec 7, 2009

All he needs is a beat-up minivan and some candy.

Jersey Chick · Dec 7, 2009

that's the I'll beat the crap outta Yule log.

He skeers me.

srsly.

BenPanced · Dec 7, 2009

What happened to the days when Santa Claus would stop by your house on Christmas Eve and take a switch to your backside if you hadn't been good that year, as happened to my grandmother and her siblings when she was a child?

No, just a switch. Not an entire tree, like this joker's sporting.

Heh. Santa's sportin' wood.

Wayne K · Dec 7, 2009

BradyH1861 · Dec 7, 2009

Don't know about any of you, but I wouldn't sit in his lap.

robeiae · Dec 7, 2009

BradyH1861 said:
Don't know about any of you, but I wouldn't sit in his lap.

Weird. He reminds me of you...kinda hippie-ish.

sunna · Dec 7, 2009

He looks like he could use some nog.

BenPanced said:
What happened to the days when Santa Claus would stop by your house on Christmas Eve and take a switch to your backside if you hadn't been good that year

Those days are over?

I wonder who that was, then.

Feiss · Dec 7, 2009

William Haskins said:
he possesses dignity.

something's possessing him, that's for sure.

Vespertilion · Dec 7, 2009

sunna said:
Those days are over?

I wonder who that was, then.

It was friggin' Krampus!

I think I'm gonna have to draw a Santa hat or a striped scarf on him myself...

rhymegirl · Dec 7, 2009

BradyH1861 said:
Don't know about any of you, but I wouldn't sit in his lap.

Why not?

sunna · Dec 7, 2009

Clovia said:
It was friggin' Krampus!

I think I'm gonna have to draw a Santa hat or a striped scarf on him myself...

??

Oh geez ...

'Twas but a dream of thee

Absolute Parsley

Infuriatingly Theoretical

'Twas but a dream of thee

part of the human equation

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

Infuriatingly Theoretical

'Twas but a dream of thee

practical experience, FTW

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you

Delerium ex Ennui

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Up all night to get Loki

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Hold Fast.

Touch and go

Sleeps during the day

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

It's a New Year!