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Deleted member 42 · Dec 1, 2009

Steven Colbert on the Balrog

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/181944/june-07-2006/balrog

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 1, 2009

What's a Balrog?

*runs off before the LoTR geeks get him*

Deleted member 42 · Dec 1, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
What's a Balrog?

*runs off before the LoTR geeks get him*

Flee, heretic.

mscelina · Dec 1, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
What's a Balrog?

*runs off before the LoTR geeks get him*

You cannot pass! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow! You cannot pass!

Priene · Dec 1, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
What's a Balrog?

It's a cute little gnome thing. They live in toadstool rings, scampering around playing japes and tricks on hobbits. Bilbo Baggins was one on his mother's side.

Deleted member 42 · Dec 1, 2009

One more smart-ass post like that one, Priene, and the rest of you barbarians, and I'm going to post bad Nimoy and Shatner videos.

You've been warned.

BenPanced · Dec 1, 2009

It's a rog you put on the floor of the bal room!

Deleted member 42 · Dec 1, 2009

You were warned, all of you.

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dpaterso · Dec 1, 2009

"Sorry, Videos are not available in your country."

LORD BALROG IS ANGRY!

-Derek

MacAllister · Dec 1, 2009

You're a lucky, lucky man, Derek.

regdog · Dec 2, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
What's a Balrog?

*runs off before the LoTR geeks get him*

Priene said:
It's a cute little gnome thing. They live in toadstool rings, scampering around playing japes and tricks on hobbits. Bilbo Baggins was one on his mother's side.

Priene · Dec 2, 2009

Medievalist said:
One more smart-ass post like that one, Priene, and the rest of you barbarians, and I'm going to post bad Nimoy and Shatner videos.

You've been warned.

Uh-oh.

I'm sensing great hostility from the surface of the planet below. Inform Sick Bay and set phasers to 'Disembowel'.

sheadakota · Dec 2, 2009

Medievalist said:
You were warned, all of you.

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Some one please poke out my mental eye-

Deleted member 42 · Dec 2, 2009

sheadakota said:
Some one please poke out my mental eye-

I have others; just sayin'.

Judg · Dec 2, 2009

I understand Colbert's righteous indignation.

And that Nimoy clip is a fake. First of all, his ears are round. Second, it's clearly a voice-over. He's not really singing about Bilbo. *sniff*

Medievalist, you are clearly a sadist.

regdog · Dec 2, 2009

Medievalist said:
I have others; just sayin'.

For the love of Dawg, spare us

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 2, 2009

I love that video. Those dancers are exactly how I imagine LoTR fans act when they get together.

*runs away again*

BenPanced · Dec 2, 2009

I dunno. I've never tolked.

bettielee · Dec 2, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
What's a Balrog?

*runs off before the LoTR geeks get him*

**runs after Shadow Ferret, grabs him, then hugs and squeezes cuz he so cyute!**

bet he's wishin' he ran faster now... that'll teach him!

bettielee · Dec 2, 2009

BenPanced said:
I dunno. I've never tolked.

I have... but I never inhaled.

Xelebes · Dec 2, 2009

Medievalist said:
You were warned, all of you.

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Never seen the music video but have heard the song before.

Deleted member 42 · Dec 2, 2009

I note that there is a longer version. Just so you're warned--I know where it is, too.

Xelebes · Dec 2, 2009

That is what I was referring to. I shall go find it myself!

benbradley · Dec 2, 2009

Do you have "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds?"

Deleted member 42 · Dec 2, 2009

There are two versions: this is a fan ah . . . homage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU

Yes, yes, of course I think this is a reasonable way to utilize my advanced education and research skills--why do you ask?

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