I want a hippopotamus...

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I want a thermite-cooked turkey.
 

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I love Hippos!

Just don't go swimming with them - they poop in the water and eat strangers.
 

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I love Hippos!

Just don't go swimming with them - they poop in the water and eat strangers.

What if you introduce yourself and make them wear a diaper? I'm sure they'd be fine to go swimming with then, right.
 

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okay. what's with Sleeze Cat and the Monkey Holding Banana Symbolically avatars? This place is rife with filth.
 

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that's not hair. that's silly string under a spell.
 

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What if you introduce yourself and make them wear a diaper? I'm sure they'd be fine to go swimming with then, right.

You could try, but I'm sure that in a few days whatever is left of you will be found in that diaper.
 

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In 12 days, I will be heading for a lodge where they ACTUALLY have a hippo pool.

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I want a hippo too...

Actually, I'd be happy to get any animal (except monkeys/frogs/toads) for Christmas.

Why not monkeys or frogs?

Frogs scare me with their big eyes and their expandable throats.

Monkeys...I just don't trust monkeys. >>"