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KTC
11-27-2009, 02:09 AM
...for Christmas!

HIPPO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPTws)

Leukman
11-27-2009, 02:28 AM
I want a thermite-cooked turkey.

Wayne K
11-27-2009, 02:47 AM
A thermopotokey.

Xelebes
11-27-2009, 02:48 AM
I want a thermite-cooked turkey.

I don't. Doesn't cook it all the way through. Well, I guess you could always add more thermite.

Susie
11-27-2009, 02:51 AM
Who doesn't want a hippotamus? :D Happy T-Day, guyz and Happy Xmas, too. :)

jennontheisland
11-27-2009, 03:11 AM
I'd rather have a house hippo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

Darzian
11-27-2009, 04:08 AM
o.O

benbradley
11-27-2009, 04:13 AM
Who wants to wait so long for Thanksgiving dinner? I want to light a grill in two seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLr_XrooLs
Without getting the attention of the fire department:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._Goble

Gregg
11-27-2009, 06:43 AM
I love Hippos!

Just don't go swimming with them - they poop in the water and eat strangers.

KTC
11-27-2009, 02:19 PM
I love Hippos!

Just don't go swimming with them - they poop in the water and eat strangers.

What if you introduce yourself and make them wear a diaper? I'm sure they'd be fine to go swimming with then, right.

Thump
11-27-2009, 02:36 PM
I'm a geek so I would rather have a Tauntaun for Xmas (http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/tauntauns/)

Priene
11-27-2009, 03:28 PM
Just don't use it as a short-cut (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/hippo-eats-crocodile).

aadams73
11-27-2009, 03:45 PM
And then there's Jessica the hippo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk), who really is a house hippo.

KTC
11-27-2009, 03:48 PM
okay. what's with Sleeze Cat and the Monkey Holding Banana Symbolically avatars? This place is rife with filth.

aadams73
11-27-2009, 10:49 PM
Don't make fun of my new hair-do, dude!

KTC
11-27-2009, 11:27 PM
that's not hair. that's silly string under a spell.

Gregg
11-28-2009, 02:47 AM
What if you introduce yourself and make them wear a diaper? I'm sure they'd be fine to go swimming with then, right.

You could try, but I'm sure that in a few days whatever is left of you will be found in that diaper.

KTC
11-28-2009, 02:51 AM
In 12 days, I will be heading for a lodge where they ACTUALLY have a hippo pool.

http://tours-africa.com/images/images/Hippo-pool-at-Keekorok-Lodge.jpg

half.jaded
11-28-2009, 03:41 AM
I want a hippo too...

Actually, I'd be happy to get any animal (except monkeys/frogs/toads) for Christmas.

Why not monkeys or frogs?

Frogs scare me with their big eyes and their expandable throats.

Monkeys...I just don't trust monkeys. >>"