Caption poor stickman

Autodidact · Nov 25, 2009

This thread is to post signs of stickman in peril and caption them. Here's the first one:

Autodidact · Nov 26, 2009

(trying to encourage players to try)

"Wow, I can stamp stars on to this giant bacon!"

flyingtart · Nov 26, 2009

Danger: Enormous erections can break glass pavement.

Lavern08 · Dec 3, 2009

"This is the last durn time I buy a trampoline from Tramps R Us!"

Nightfly · Dec 3, 2009

"What the - Oh, Jesus Christ!"

Surprised and irritated that He somehow stepped in dog doo in the middle of the sea, He takes his own name in vane.

Nightfly · Dec 5, 2009

The roofer confirms. It's time.

maxmordon · Dec 5, 2009

Warning: Lousy representation of The Fiddler On The Roof ahead.

S.J. · Jan 6, 2010

Stepping On Roof May Cause Spontaneous Foot Explosion.

-Epic- · Jan 6, 2010

Warning: staring too long at red X's resulting from crappy computers can lead to extreme annoyance at one's inability to participate in a thread.

Autodidact · Jan 6, 2010

Apologies to Epic. Winner is flyingtart by a long shot. Honorable mention to maxmordon. Rather than wait, anyone may post a new stickman in peril.

flyingtart · Jan 7, 2010

Ooh, thanks very much!

How about this one:

maxmordon · Jan 7, 2010

Watch where you go, really well-endowed man ahead.

jilly61 · Jan 7, 2010

Danger of flash flooding up ahead

Kaiser-Kun · Jan 7, 2010

Caution: Batman's Training Ground Ahead

Albedo of Zero · Jan 7, 2010

Fun sights ahead

veinglory · Jan 7, 2010

The villagers were alarmed when their scenic garden area speed hump zone was replaced by 'fancy a quickie?' zone.

Autodidact · Jan 7, 2010

Men with strange beetle-shaped bodies, next three kilometers.

Autodidact · Jan 7, 2010

For the next 3 kilometers, male travelers may be asked to wear cardboard boxes.

DeleyanLee · Jan 7, 2010

Vampire crossing zone, next 3 km

maxmordon · Jan 7, 2010

Speed up, Rorschach Crossing zone.

Autodidact · Jan 8, 2010

Next Chippendales, 3 km.

Autodidact · Jan 15, 2010

flyingtart forgot us.

Anyway I ran into this gem and wanted to share:

flyingtart · Jan 16, 2010

Oops, sorry! Just remembered. Lot of good ideas but overall I think Jilly61 was best!

Thanks for posting a new one, Auto. Here's my suggestion:

Warning, suicidal cattle.

jilly61 · Jan 16, 2010

Thanks for that

You've taken my first idea so I'll have to give it some thought. I'll be back later.

AuburnAssassin · Jan 16, 2010

Watch for cow droppings.

Caption poor stickman

...in my Maidenform Bra.

...in my Maidenform Bra.

Warning: may contain humour.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?

Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?

Penúltimo

Addict? I can quit whenever I want!

Nevermore

...in my Maidenform Bra.

Warning: may contain humour.

Penúltimo

aye aye in search of an agent

!

That didn't hurt

volitare nequeo

...in my Maidenform Bra.

...in my Maidenform Bra.

Writing Anarchist

Penúltimo

...in my Maidenform Bra.

...in my Maidenform Bra.

Warning: may contain humour.

aye aye in search of an agent

Darkly Romantic Curmudgeon